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Anyone else ever watch an Oreos comercial and get upset at how blatent a lie it is? In almost every Oreo comercial I have ever seen someone twists the Oreo into to seperate halves with all the creme being perfect on one end. If you have ever tried this you know it is impossible! Infact this is only possible with double stuff Oreos, which cost almost two dollars more!

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I don't care, I think oreos are horrible tasting.

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Who the fuck opens their oreos? it just leaves one half of shitty chocolate.

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Last time I saw a package of Oreos, it had a picture of Randy Jackson on it (the black dude from American Idol).

I feel in some way this relates to the conspiracy which has been presented here.

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I think your totally right! For me it is very rare to get all of the cream on one side.

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At 8/9/06 03:44 AM, Velcro wrote: Anyone else ever watch an Oreos comercial and get upset at how blatent a lie it is? In almost every Oreo comercial I have ever seen someone twists the Oreo into to seperate halves with all the creme being perfect on one end. If you have ever tried this you know it is impossible! Infact this is only possible with double stuff Oreos, which cost almost two dollars more!

Discuss.

Youngster, I have done that, COUNTLESS times!!!!!! It is quite simple, but you need to do it calmly and patiently, and you SHALL succeed! Maybe you're too anxious about it... Or you are too dumb to be able to perform a task that I mastered at the age of 5!!!!!!!!!!!

Dumbass.

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oreos are racist. the white guy licked all his cream off before the black guy!ugh!

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I know how to open it in such a way as to keep all the filling on one side.

However this does not help, as it's not a good way to eat Oreos. So instead I dip them in some milk and eat the entire cookie.

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At 8/9/06 03:46 AM, Tyrant12 wrote: I don't care, I think oreos are horrible tasting.

Your a godamned fool Oreos taste as good as angel pussy. Nobody can deny the wonderful taste of Oreos, not you not the Grimace, nobody....What upsets me is not the taste...It's the lies. Clinton was a great president but he lied about porking that skank intern of his...The same could be said about Oreos, just not in so many words.

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I love it how people that otherwise love chocolate and homophobic will just lick the frosting off and throw away the chocolate.

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Just eat it. Don't think about comercial. It's good.

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At 8/9/06 03:50 AM, Velcro wrote:
At 8/9/06 03:46 AM, Tyrant12 wrote: I don't care, I think oreos are horrible tasting.
Your a godamned fool Oreos taste as good as angel pussy.

Angels don't have any genitals.

You sir, are a cock juggling thunder cunt.
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At 8/9/06 03:55 AM, Ghosts_of_Suburbia wrote: Just eat it. Don't think about comercial. It's good.

You sound likea rapist... you do know that right?

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At 8/9/06 03:49 AM, yournamehereplz wrote: oreos are racist. the white guy licked all his cream off before the black guy!ugh!

lol

Yeah. You're lame.

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At 8/9/06 03:56 AM, -TheFaces wrote:
At 8/9/06 03:55 AM, Ghosts_of_Suburbia wrote: Just eat it. Don't think about comercial. It's good.
You sound likea rapist... you do know that right?

Yeah but he has wisdom in his perversion.

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At 8/9/06 04:04 AM, Velcro wrote:
At 8/9/06 03:56 AM, -TheFaces wrote:
At 8/9/06 03:55 AM, Ghosts_of_Suburbia wrote: Just eat it. Don't think about comercial. It's good.
You sound likea rapist... you do know that right?
Yeah but he has wisdom in his perversion.

Trust me I knows wisdom when I sees wisdom, and lemme' tell ya' kid, that aint wisdom.
Just a well hidden message behind the Michael Jackson-esq sounding post.

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What the hell are oreos?

Haha what?

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I've done it.

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