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lol nice prank...my best prank done was scaring the crap outta my brother's ass while he unsuspectingly opens the bathroom door sometimes in the morning.

back in the day when i was like 15-16 me and 2 of my friends and 3 of their friends were goofing off, so me, my friend and his 3 firneds friends decided to tape my other frined Max to a chair and leave him at a stop sign so that everyone passing by would be like "haha what a loser" so after we did that me and my friend decide to leave him there will we went to the corner store and come back but when we came back he wasen't there. So me and my firend went to ask his 3 friends if they put him somewhere else and they said that they put him on some old couples pouch and rang the doorbell and ran. So I and friend went to go get him and explain but when we got theri we saw the police, firetrucks and ambulances. we went over there we asked whats happening and they told us that the old couple had heart attacks bc they thought that my friend Max who was taped to a chair was dead. Me and 2 friends got in so much shit by the police, they thought we werer doin this for laughs but like right before they were gonna take us to the police station, the 3 dudes who did that stuff confessed. man i got in so much sjit that day but it was so funny.

At 8/7/06 11:53 PM, big_hunk wrote: one time i murdered 200 people it was so funny you should of seen it...

somthing real next time.

At 8/7/06 10:39 PM, gostgamer wrote:

At 8/7/06 10:37 PM, Dentaltaco wrote: Once, I tried using proper english. It was awesome. You should try it.

dont balme me blame the school

No, I blame you, for lacking the intelligence or the motivation to write a coherent sentence?

Wait, was that phrase to hard for you to understand?

TYPE BETTER.

At 8/8/06 12:59 AM, KemCab wrote:

At 8/7/06 10:39 PM, gostgamer wrote:

At 8/7/06 10:37 PM, Dentaltaco wrote: Once, I tried using proper english. It was awesome. You should try it.

dont balme me blame the school

No, I blame you, for lacking the intelligence or the motivation to write a coherent sentence?

Wait, was that phrase to hard for you to understand?

TYPE BETTER.

KemCab I love how you insult people like that. But you need to try and ba a little nicer to people. and gostgamer does have a point American schools do not teach much english mechinacs any more.

At 8/8/06 01:02 AM, VeryOrginalUsername wrote: KemCab I love how you insult people like that. But you need to try and ba a little nicer to people. and gostgamer does have a point American schools do not teach much english mechinacs any more.

I really just have a problem with not taking the time to type neatly.
I think I have a streak of OCD.

But I digress.

My best prank ever:

You know that you should never use highlighter on a dry-erase easel, right?
It leaves dark residue whenever you try to erase.
Therefore, it acts like invisible ink.

1) Draw goatse.
2) Scribble shit on it, prompting teacher to attempt to erase doodles.
3) Watch the hawt goatse action begin.

Shoved a condom down my friends trumpet and got it stuck. He sat blowing through it for about 4 minutes until our band teacher walked up to him. Right when she did my friend blew hard and it shot out and hit our band teacher in the face. Everyone in the class laughed their ass off.

At 8/8/06 12:39 AM, mErty wrote:

:really awesome comedy of errors

If that is a f'real, then you win. You win my heart and soul.

Also, did the old people live?

At 8/7/06 10:53 PM, strawberryhitler wrote:

At 8/7/06 10:53 PM, roboxpirate wrote: I'm guessing you accidently put the 0 beside the 8 in your profile?

I'm guessing you added 2 extra years to your age in your profile

I'm guessing you added 74 years to yours.

My best prank was yelling booty call during math class. It wasn't that funny but I didn't get in toruble so, eh. I'm no prankster.

At 8/8/06 01:07 AM, CatsPajamas wrote: Shoved a condom down my friends trumpet and got it stuck. He sat blowing through it for about 4 minutes until our band teacher walked up to him. Right when she did my friend blew hard and it shot out and hit our band teacher in the face. Everyone in the class laughed their ass off.

thats good but you know what woulg be even funnier in stead the condom put in a dildo
that would be funny as hell

Once I poked a bears butthole.

At 8/8/06 01:30 AM, Matt1010 wrote: Once I poked a bears butthole.

did he eat yet

Congratualations, you are officially a jerk that doesn't diserve to have friends.

At 8/8/06 12:05 AM, VeryOrginalUsername wrote: I took an old peice of Crap game cube that did not work I bought for 3 bucks and replaced my friends game cube with it. The thing looked exactly like his and he was geting pissed off because it wouldn't work. Well I said here let me see it and too a hammer and then smashed it. He pissed his pants when I did that and then gave me a black eye when I gave him the real one back. The black eye was worth it.

This was in a video, except the kid actually video taped it happening. He took his little brothers Gamecube and switched it with a broken one, then told him his friend could fix it. So they went oustide and he smashed it to hell, and the kid started to cry.

Funny stuff

At 8/7/06 10:53 PM, strawberryhitler wrote:

At 8/7/06 10:53 PM, roboxpirate wrote: I'm guessing you accidently put the 0 beside the 8 in your profile?

I'm guessing you added 2 extra years to your age in your profile

Im guessing that you are going to get deleted in the next few days for doing something stupid doggie?

At 8/8/06 11:58 AM, Agak wrote: Congratualations, you are officially a jerk that doesn't diserve to have friends.

hey i had help and he did a prank on me so he got one back

At 8/8/06 12:59 AM, KemCab wrote:

At 8/7/06 10:39 PM, gostgamer wrote:

At 8/7/06 10:37 PM, Dentaltaco wrote: Once, I tried using proper english. It was awesome. You should try it.

dont balme me blame the school

No, I blame you, for lacking the intelligence or the motivation to write a coherent sentence?

Wait, was that phrase to hard for you to understand?

TYPE BETTER.

shut your fucking face ucle fucker