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At 8/7/06 10:40 PM, Lettuceclock wrote:

At 8/7/06 09:28 PM, balto_boy wrote:

And when did Dave Chappelle ever explain how to make his shit twinkle?

In one of his Lost Episodes, the cribs skit, I thought that that joke was stupid but that skit is probably my favorite

At 8/7/06 09:28 PM, balto_boy wrote:

At 8/7/06 04:58 AM, Lettuceclock wrote: It's much like the Chapelle Show, if David Chappelle was a complete moron.

David Chappelle is a complete moron. And, frankly, I'd rather watch a truthful Latino make racist comments than hearing some moronic black guy explaining how to make his sh*t twinkle.

Dude, you're fucking stupid. Dave Chappelle isn't really racist, at all. You can tell that guy is kidding. Ned "Carlos Mencia" Holness, can lick my balls. Where's the truth to racism, anyway?

Maybe, but you're a clock.

Enough said.

x1

At 8/7/06 10:45 PM, Kev-o wrote: Dude, you're fucking stupid. Dave Chappelle isn't really racist, at all. You can tell that guy is kidding. Ned "Carlos Mencia" Holness, can lick my balls. Where's the truth to racism, anyway?

1. I never said Chappelle was racist. I said he's "moronic". learn to read

2. on Mencia's honesty, I was refering to the rant on handicapped people where he said that if they want to be treated as equal, they should wait in line and not skip to the front like they normally do.

At 8/7/06 05:00 AM, Lettuceclock wrote: *Audience of uneducated 14 year old retards cracks up and applauses*

Mm, although I first agreed with you, you're not much less prejudiced than him, apparently.

At 8/7/06 05:44 AM, ___spanky___ wrote: lettuceclock > everyone else.

Though Carlos has some issues, that's a VERY dangerous statement.

I agree 100%. He's a lying twat, and an unfunny racist.

His Said Name- Carlos Mencia.
His REAL NAME- Ned Holness.
His Birthplace- Honduras, but he grew up in East LA, NOT MEXICO.

Understand now?

Yes, House is undoubtedly better than Mind Of Mencia.

At 8/7/06 11:18 PM, HandsomePete wrote:

Though Carlos has some issues, that's a VERY dangerous statement.

What, is someone with altering oppinions going to come down from heaven and smite him?

Excellent post.

He's not funny.

At 8/8/06 06:37 AM, Lettuceclock wrote:

At 8/7/06 11:18 PM, HandsomePete wrote:

Though Carlos has some issues, that's a VERY dangerous statement.

What, is someone with altering oppinions going to come down from heaven and smite him?

I meant that praising you is dangerous.

At 8/8/06 08:47 AM, HandsomePete wrote:

I meant that praising you is dangerous.

I realise this.

Is someone Carlos Mencia fan going to rise from Hades and smite him for it?

At 8/8/06 06:53 AM, -Frank- wrote: Excellent post.

He's not funny.

Your 92.7% funnier then him.

ya i agree he isn't funny at all i hate his show

It's not the racism that gets me (I'm a man, not a pussy), it's the fact that his real name is Ned Mencia and that a lot of his material has been stolen from other comedians. (Google it)

I hate him because he THINKS that he is edgy. What you really got to do is to be modest and don't blatantly shout stuff to make people mad.

I must agree that Ned Holness sucks. The only time I ever found him funny was his first show where he made fun of his own family. Even then, though, it was kinda just a 'heh heh, funny' kinda thing.
And, of course, little kiddies defending Mencia are now gonna be like 'Wtf, who's Ned Holness? I thought this was about Carlos Mencia! Stay on the topic you DERR-DERR-DERR!'. Yeaaah, learn to read the entire thread before you post, people. It might save you from looking like a dumbass.

For the record, it is official. Most of the Newgrounds BBS hates Mencia.

At 8/7/06 10:30 PM, Pimplediddy wrote:

Yes, because no one has ever made a topic about how Mencia sucks...oh wait a minute! There one every two days!

Thank GOD!

Thank you.

At 8/8/06 09:40 AM, AdamFulp wrote: I hate him because he THINKS that he is edgy. What you really got to do is to be modest and don't blatantly shout stuff to make people mad.

Or blatently shout stuff, but actually make people mad with it, not just pretend to.

i dont think he a asshole. but his act gets old after while. rasim is only funny for a little while.

I couldn't agree more with this thread. Mind of Mencia is garbage. Mind of Mencia's humor is sort of like a watered down version of the Chappelle show, minus the funny and ingenuity. Basically, Carlos stares at a camera for 30 minutes, looking like he's about to have a heart attack because people want to ask him to stop trying so hard to offend them.

I don't really care that he's making racist jokes, just the way he looks and talks pisses me off.

okay let me start with i dont think anyone cares that you hate so why did you make this thread?
second of all he isnt the best comic in the world but he certainly isnt the worst and if you didnt know dave chapelle dropped his show you are very stupid you cant really compare him to dave since dave is done he might come back eventually but i doubt it. I dont get why no one torches reno 911
anyway in the big picture your opinion doesnt matter because some idiots out their like it and it will be here for awhile so just dont watch it

At 8/7/06 05:00 AM, Lettuceclock wrote: Hey look, I didn't finish the first Paragraph. I'm a DEE DEE DEE.

*Audience of uneducated 14 year old retards cracks up and applauses*

DEE DEE DEE

lol

At 8/7/06 10:42 PM, Lettuceclock wrote:

If you don't like my rant, don't read it.

The door swings both ways there, dipshit.

hey you cant tell us not to read your damn rant if you didnt want people to read it then why the fuck did you post it its the first thing we see obviously everyone is going to read it like or not

Well, Im glad someone put an effort into expalining why carlos mencia sucks.

I thought his old shows used to be really funny, cause it wasent JUST racial humor, he did some cool things too, I remember one episode he did some monolouge about fat people.

best monolouge ever.

but his later shows are just really bad. I notice after a lot of people take interest in something, It
starts to suck really bad. In my town, me and my friend were the only ones watching the show, and it was a good show. Then the REST of my school saw commercials for it, and now they demand more stupid racial humor, and its what their getting.

So chyeaa
Old Carlos - Cool
Later carlos - TeH Suxz0rs.

P.S In your rant, you said he calls himself mexican and mentioned he was from honduras, but Didnt he admit to that in a couple episodes?

For you skeptics, take a gander at this article:

http://www.joerogan...=1&article=44170

At 8/8/06 12:35 PM, Snypur wrote:

Old Carlos - Cool
Later carlos - TeH Suxz0rs.

i thought the "kanye crazy n***a" was a funny video song was retarted but i lol'd for hours...

Must have been that stuff i smoked earlier

Who wants cake?

At 8/8/06 12:44 PM, Zac_Donald wrote: he steals shit from other comics

-.- of course, we couldnt've found that our after reading the topic starters rant, or perhaps the link to Joe rogans site -.-''