Forum Topic: fun things to do at walmart

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Posted at: 8/7/06 03:29 AM

Name th funnest stuff to do at walmart and i'll name the top 3.


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PanzerKorpse

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shop.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ME SO FUNNEH. IM LIEK, THAT GUY OFF OF COMEDY CENTRAL.


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Save money on their low low prices, everyday.

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release the giant bouncy balls from the cage


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Avoid eye contact with that person they have stationed at the doors.


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At 8/7/06 03:30 AM, Warrickneff wrote: Save money on their low low prices, everyday.

FTW.


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Posted at: 8/7/06 03:34 AM

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Steal a machine gun from a gun place and shoot EVERY! MOTHER! FUCKER! IN! WAlMART! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!


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Posted at: 8/7/06 03:35 AM

your doing good but i atleast want 10.


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uh...O.o

good luck getting a machinegun. ever. unless you have access to a black market. :P

sub-machinegun, on the other hand...x.x

now, since i'm kinda sleepy, I can't think of anything funny to do at Wal-Mart. I'll mention one later. :P


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MAKE! EVER! MOTHER! FUCKER! IN! WALMART! EAT! POOP!


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When I buy something there, I imagine a chinese family making $.25 a day.

It makes me happy to make $6.50/ hr.

So I guess it's fun to know that I make more money while buying cheaper things in a better country...

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Get a cordless phone and connect the base to an employee jack. Use the headset to walk around making pages over the intercom. Works at most locations, or so I've heard.


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install a virus on one of the computers on display! :D funny stuff this becomes.


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At 8/7/06 03:30 AM, n00gie wrote: shop.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ME SO FUNNEH. IM LIEK, THAT GUY OFF OF COMEDY CENTRAL.

Fivened.
The bestest thing to do is shop.
Because thats what it was built for :)


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At night, super glue all the doors shut. hehe


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Posted at: 8/7/06 03:47 AM

your doing okay so far here are the top 3

1.Yo-LaMA

2.ARIUS82

3.FELIPE


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At 8/7/06 03:29 AM, zdog757 wrote: Name th funnest stuff to do at walmart and i'll name the top 3.

Omg me and 10 friends played dodgeball it was great we used the HUGE rubber balls we played for 10 minutes before we got kicked out was great

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At 8/7/06 03:42 AM, -Fronze- wrote:
At 8/7/06 03:30 AM, n00gie wrote: shop.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ME SO FUNNEH. IM LIEK, THAT GUY OFF OF COMEDY CENTRAL.
Fivened.
The bestest thing to do is shop.
Because thats what it was built for :)

Honestly, I typed that for an excuse to post "FUNNEH" =P


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Yo-Lama

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How many times can i put an idea?


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1. Make it so all price tags are wrong and get everything free.
2. LEAVE


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Posted at: 8/7/06 03:56 AM

Ok for evryones info you can post as much as you want but, ONLY funny stuff.


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annoy the little helpers who try and dive in at you to make a sale.


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Find a phone in the store, pick it up and press the button that says, "Page". You are now talking on the PA system :D

tasty corn anyone?
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Shout "LA MIGRA!"

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Dress up as micheal jackson and stalk little boys in the toy section....


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Posted at: 8/7/06 04:07 AM

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- Go during the lunch hour when it's busiest, find something random, like a light bulb, find the longest line possible and take as long as you can counting out pennies to pay for your random item. Then, realize you don't have enough, thank the cashier and leave.

- Stand in front of the Walmart and inform people of the sales going on. ...At Target.

- Ask a random customer if they know where you can find the jock itch or feminine odor cream. Make sure to do this rather loudly.

- If someone approaches you, speak only in tongue clicks and loud screeching noises.


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lol funnyest thing i dont that i can remember this time of the morning was shouting bumhole-assio at the top of my voice, the echo just makes it hellerios. me and several of my freinds have also gone into a restrant and orderd a leg of sammon and sent back the ice cold water saying it wasnt cold enogh, lame but its fucking funny ;P

ive also been bard at a walmart because i was the only sober person out of 10 of my friends, they where all off tyhere heads rofl


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