- Go during the lunch hour when it's busiest, find something random, like a light bulb, find the longest line possible and take as long as you can counting out pennies to pay for your random item. Then, realize you don't have enough, thank the cashier and leave.
- Stand in front of the Walmart and inform people of the sales going on. ...At Target.
- Ask a random customer if they know where you can find the jock itch or feminine odor cream. Make sure to do this rather loudly.
- If someone approaches you, speak only in tongue clicks and loud screeching noises.