At 8/7/06 03:19 AM, -Tantalus- wrote:
At 8/7/06 03:05 AM, -Grubby- wrote:
Petroleum believes that having more posts and exp means that he's better than everyone who's lower, and he called me a "nigga'" in a PM. Do you believe that having more posts makes you better than someone else?
Petroleum is also an attention/post-whoring waste of internet bandwidth, whose opinion does not matter in the slightest. Also, no one gives a fuck about Lardlord.
need i remind you of the little story?
for those of you who don't know, I wrote -Tantalus- a little something
"Flash forward 50 years.... -tantalus- hasn't bathed since he was 15 and his body is caked with 30 layers of dirt and dust.
He's never had a job because of the terrible smell, and therefore has been a hobo for most of his life
Then one day, Petroleum walks up to him. She is a successful graphical artist with a design studio. She bathes EVERY DAY, and makes a good impression on everyone she meets.
Petroleum: "Hello there, I know a way you can change your life around!"
-Tantalus-: "Oh really, and just how would I do that?"
P: "i will offer you the services of my shower, bathe yourself and I will find you a job!"
-T-: "Sorry, i can't accept your offer."
P: "why the hell not?"
-T-: "because 50 years ago I made a stupid analogy on the Newgrounds BBS and promised myself I would never bathe again, because it is pointless."
P: "oh. All right then. Have a nice life!"
-Tantalus dies three days later, chokng on his own dirt."
Happy Early Birthday, -Tantalus-