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At 8/7/06 02:20 AM, CGC_Jeff wrote: Wow Seth your a man with an actual brain I welcome you. Thought if you brought the abortion thing into debate they would say "Masterbation is murder too". Masterbation isnt murder!! Its beautiful and wonderful. Its one of the few things us Geeks have. YOU CANT TAKE IT FROM US.

Abortion is killing a future human that will exist(assuming you don't abort it). Masturbation just makes God angry at you.

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At 8/7/06 12:54 AM, bobroolz wrote: list the things u would do as prez of the usa

make world peace

and leagalize mary - j

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1)i wold change friday to PIEday
2)i wold build a huge pie shaped building (like a culuseom)
and make ppl fight :)
3)Destroy AOL


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Focus on conserving resources, energy developement, and outter space. And yes, end the War in Iraq.

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1. make abortion illgeal
2.bring back the right to own a slave
3.deport anyone with an irish herritage.
4. involve myself in a sex scandal like gary glitter.

who wouldnt want a chance to screw america over?


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At 8/7/06 03:54 AM, Jinzoa wrote:
2.bring back the right to own a slave

who do you think you are to own someone else?

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At 8/7/06 03:54 AM, Jinzoa wrote: who wouldnt want a chance to screw america over?

those who want to restore America? :P


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At 8/7/06 03:58 AM, BouncyTEM wrote:
At 8/7/06 03:54 AM, Jinzoa wrote: who wouldnt want a chance to screw america over?
those who want to restore America? :P

A men to that brotha usa needs alot of work done.

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My idea is better >:(

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At 8/7/06 06:20 AM, mad_alex wrote: My idea is better >:(

"Mah, why are there scatmen in the backyard with guns?"


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Nuke the Middle East and Africa!!!

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Bring the drinking age down to our British level 18.
Fire Bush out of a cannon in to the sun.
Nuke the French.
Make it the law to have atleast one pie a week.
Genetically engineer flesh eating squirrels to eat pidgions.
Let anybody have an abortion why should anybody be able to tell you not to its youre life not theres.
Kill all drug dealers.
stop the cutting down of forests and tell them to use trees that grow back fast. The Amazon accounts for somthing like 60% of the worlds oxygen without it we die.
Make it like 20 times harder to get a gun.[civilians dont need em]
Start huge education programs to educate the people in areas that have a bad rep.
Abolish chickens turkeys taste better.
And sell square tyres.


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At 8/7/06 12:54 AM, bobroolz wrote: list the things u would do as prez of the usa

I wouldn't have our troops leave Iraq, that's for sure - that'd just be a stupid idea. I would, however, focus on cutting down on useless spending in the national budget. Mainly, NASA.

I'd encourage the Senate to actually fund their bills that call for a USA/Mexico fence to protect America from the growing problem of illegal immigration.

Aaaah, a few other things, but nothing I can think of right now.


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Oh yeah, and encourage the Senate to enforce more restrictions on abortion, and send more troops to Iraq.

Gay marriage would be replaced with civil unions, because they're the same damn thing, except some stupid people think banning gay marriage is discrimination.


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At 8/7/06 12:58 AM, RoobyKillAll wrote:
At 8/7/06 12:56 AM, bobroolz wrote: dammit i want funny things
Being President isn't funny you twat.

tell that to bush.


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I would ride a tricycle through the oval office, period.


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get a celeb to suck my chord.

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I would reorganize the constitution and create an isolated government in which we cut off ties from the rest of the world. I would rapidly muster a military force stronger than the world has ever seen. I would then invade Canada and claim it for the US, ally myself with Mexico and combine my military force with whatever piece of shit army they have, and give South America a chance to join my country or be forced to join.

I'd also ally myself with Cuba. And cut Hawaii off from the US.

Would combine both continent into one big nation; The International Alliance of America
(the IAA). I would then seek to eliminate the main breeding pool of conflict in our world;
The Middle East. With my nation's boasting economy from the now legalized Cocaine and Meth industries, I would try to make allies with previous communist enemies from back in the 20th Century. I would help North Korea reclaim South Korea and form an alliance with them. I would then move on to ally my nation with several of the Southeast Asia countries; China, Vietnam, and then I would move to conquer and control Japan and use their large economy to fund my war effort.

Next, I would attack and conquer Russia by suprise. Considering how shitty their nation would be at the time, I, with my superior military tactics, would conquer them in no time. I would then offer Russia to the eastern Asia nations to rule.

Before my unique plan to purge the world of the Middle-East ad any other potential threats to peace, I would perfect the cloning process and untilize it in a military way in order to breed an army of clones; a clone army, if you will. I would then crush any critics in my nation who make this a comparison to the clones in Star Wars Episode 2, as well as imprison George Lucas for attempting to sue me for creating my clone army. HAHAHA!

With my booming technological advances and military might, as well as my overwhelming supply of nuclear arms, I would then proceed to attack the middle east. I would start by making a swift nuclear bombardment that wipes out everything in the Middle East. The entire area turns into a waste land. I would then send in an army, equipped to resist the aftereffects of a nuclear attack, to wipe out any survivors.

At this time, the fags in Europe will get pissed off at me for destroying the moral fiber of society or some gay crap like that, and would attempt to attack me. I would then use the rest of my nuclear arsenal to destroy everyone in europe.

And this is where my plan perfects itself. The sudden change in climate in two large areas of the world causes a large tear in the ozone layer that allows UV rays to enter into the world. Billions of people end up dying from severe cases of skin cancer, and soon a new species of people arises; the Tumors, a raceof people who have been consumed by their own skin cancer that they have mutated into these giant monsterous tumors that attack and eventually consume Europe and Asia.

While this goes on, more and more UV rays enter the atmosphere, causing the global temperature to rise so high the polar icecaps melt instantly, andf the water level rises, destroying and engulfing half the world in water. The overhwelming heat would then evaporate the water and the radiation would poison the water vapor in the upper levels of the atmosphere. Then it all rains down on earth as a form of destrutive acid rain, destroying the enviroment and killing everyone, including me, as well as the people who created that cool and awesome movie "The Day After Tomorrow," who are pissed because their idea of the end of the world was so much lamer than what is actually happening right now.

After 6 months, eveyone is killed, the UV rays and even some solar winds destroy what remains of the atmosphere, and the Earth becomes a barron wasteland for 10,000,000,000 years. Soon, a small glimpse of life arises, and a million years later, a new race of humans is born, a race of humans that live without hate, without war, and who aren't pinned down by the chains of ancient traditions.

And the history of our civilization, or any past civilizations, is gone forever, and the neo-human civilization lives forever in peace, just the way I want it.

THAT'S what will happen if you put me in charge!!!


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