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1: gotta stop abortions

2: get us outta the iraq.

3:use the army to kill eric baumin, in the most pianful way as posable... and distroy his site.

4: get allys... EVERY ALLY POSSABLE...

5: resarect eric baumin and kill him again.

6: give tom fulp $50,0000 and give wade fulp control over 20% of the fbi and 20% of the army.

7: put more securedy in towns and citys

8: go to japan and demand more video games.

9: give give 10 billion to cancer research.

10: give every pirson in the U.S.A. $1000 (exsept anyone related to eric baumin as payment to everyone he stole from)

11: find new ways to cure things,

12: if failed to to stop eric baumins actions will air Ebuams world dot com flash from lemon demond on tv on every channel once every year.

13: give nasa 60 billion in cash to get to mars

14:hire 200 mods to find any spammers on newgrounds.

15: give everyone in the usa (and in afreca, chinia.) homes, jobs and cpus.

16 ok last one: give every newground user a fresh COOKIE!!

Oh bitch plz. Whine somewhere else if the Middle East was gone there wouldn't be conflict. Stupid ass people. Need to fix their own damn problems stupid government has to help them. Why dont we just put all the leaders in time out then we will decide who gets what land. Also for the whore who said that I have a low GPA. I really do have a 3.8 GPA so :P

At 8/7/06 01:32 AM, CGC_Jeff wrote: (1.)I'd make the legal age to have sex 13

God you're logic is flawed. I know when you posted that all you were thinking was "Hehe now it would be legal to have all the sex I wanted." But you fail to realize that with the legal age at 13, a 13 yr (who almost all have little to no common sense) girl could have sex/get molested by/ with a 50-60 yr man. I don't care if it's legal or not, that's just sick. Also there'd be stupid kids everywhere as a result of 13 yr olds fucking everyone and having no way to support the babies.

Btw, I know this isn't real. I'm not taking this too seriously.

I would require all female personal to wear, TINY MINISKIRTS!

Also, I would like people to know something.

Just because a President wants a law to be made doesn't mean it is automatically in effect. It has to pass the Legislative branch first, then the Judicial branch has to make sure the law is constitutional.

EAT PIE!

Don't ban me.

We are fully aware of that Mr. reality. Also to the person who said 13 year olds shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Heh I know 12 year old little girls who have gone farther than most people do when they are 17. I'm nearly 15 and i've never done anything like that. Legalization of that would just mean that little bitches that sneak into big kids parties cant get drunk have sex and then regret and it and whine to mommy to sue. A good friend of mine got mixed up in the wrong crowd and had that happen to him a 14 year old girl went to a party they both ended up getting drunk and doing it. Then the next day the girl remembered what had happened and she cried to mommy and she sued the kids parents for all they had. Now rly whats fair? That kid now has a mark on his permanent record that he "raped" a girl. Because she was underaged. They were both the same age and they knew what they were doing. Thats my reasoning behind posting that.

I would make it do no one would be poor.
Canabus would be legal (why because it doesn't kill)
Legalize prositution (why because it will never stop and dumb hoes will now have no reason to remain dumb hoes)
Have Bush horse whipped for being a bad example for crackheads everywhere.
And hell while im at it....get rid of 2/3 of taxes (why because having to pay for something you own is stupid. e.i. property taxes, luxuary taxes etc)
Make taxes for the ridiculously rich ridiculously high ( that should knock those snobby pricks off their high horse)

and whatever else i wanna do

At 8/7/06 01:51 AM, -Axel- wrote: I would require all female personal to wear, TINY MINISKIRTS!

I can think of an ifinante number of reasons why that would backfire.

At 8/7/06 12:58 AM, RoobyKillAll wrote:

At 8/7/06 12:56 AM, bobroolz wrote: dammit i want funny things

Being President isn't funny you twat.

its halarious

I would legalize cocaine

ethnic cleansing for the masses!

I would start the 4th Reich!!!! YAY!!!!

lawl nazis lolololololol

At 8/7/06 01:34 AM, -wwwyzzerdd- wrote:

Where in the Constitution is it stated that a procedute crafted in future times with new technology is unconstitutional?

Abortion is murder. This is an opinion and cannot be proven wrong, and would matter if I was president.

I'd expect a reasonable answer until I read your last 3 ideas.

Those last 3 were joke ideas. Do you really think I would try to do any of that stuff if I was president?

I swear, castration should be required for anyone who achieved less than a 3.0 GPA.

Good thing then because I work FUCKING HARD to keep up a 4.0 GPA

Wow Seth your a man with an actual brain I welcome you. Thought if you brought the abortion thing into debate they would say "Masterbation is murder too". Masterbation isnt murder!! Its beautiful and wonderful. Its one of the few things us Geeks have. YOU CANT TAKE IT FROM US.

At 8/7/06 12:55 AM, RoobyKillAll wrote: Stop the war in Iraq and focus more on alternative energy sources.

good answear id probably do the same thing and then try to get rid of the lethel injection and bring back the electric chair that would be fun

Getting out of iraq is a horrible idea. America wants to help others it is just that other countries do not help so it is a wasted effort. If we want to get rid of fighting in the middle east we have to take them all down at once. I suggest sending waves after waves of men at terroist until they are all gone or just blow up the middle east.

At 8/7/06 01:32 AM, CGC_Jeff wrote: (1.)I'd make the legal age to have sex 13
....ok thats sick
(2.) Blow up the middle east
no bad dog!
(3.) get a buncha hookers and booze and spend the year in Florida

you sad sad little man

I'd instantly turn the country into a one-totalitarianist government, and eliminate all opposition.

Stony if you read anything at all in this forum you would see my reasoning behind the first two things I said. The third one I cannot explain it is a male urge. If I have the power to do it then I shall.

The things I would *try* to do as president;

1. Get US out of Middle East. {yes, Middle East, not just Iraq.}
2. Try to get other countries to do the same. Make borders around whole middle east uber strict.
3. Let Middle East blow itself to hell. Be glad we got all of us out of there in that warzone that the whole western civilization has been *trying* to reform since the middle ages.
4. Get all car companies to get their alternate fuel engine cars out in the god-damn market already.
5. Get refuel stations to do the same.
6. Get rid of old sleezy politicians that ban gaming because it 'causes violence', if possible.
7. Get Jack Thompson out of the U.S.
8. Inform all the positives of gaming.
9. Minor reforms to make it so nobody can really f**k up a nation so badly anymore.
10. reform school system. It's not working. It's failing.
11. Kill off Scientology.
12. Kill off as much Illuminati as possible.
13. full nuke disarm.
14. request everybody else to do the same. preferrably succeed.
15. Ion Cannon Satellites.
16. bring back all constitutional rights as they originally were.

that's my list.

whell thean post that you kidding god damit!

Wot the hell did you just say? I don't speak retard.

At 8/7/06 02:39 AM, BouncyTEM wrote: 13. full nuke disarm.

Good idea...but it was done before and failed

15. Ion Cannon Satellites.

Lol. Contradiction. Get rid of nuclear bombs but make ion cannons that cause more damage...cute

16. bring back all constitutional rights as they originally were.

Ah...you just reintroduced slavery, removed womens right to vote and will now be the another assiainated president.

At 8/7/06 02:44 AM, Mo-ni wrote:

At 8/7/06 02:39 AM, BouncyTEM wrote: 13. full nuke disarm.

Good idea...but it was done before and failed

15. Ion Cannon Satellites.

Lol. Contradiction. Get rid of nuclear bombs but make ion cannons that cause more damage...cute

16. bring back all constitutional rights as they originally were.

Ah...you just reintroduced slavery, removed womens right to vote and will now be the another assiainated president.

15. not exactly, actually.
Would an Ion Cannon cause Ash that causes nuclear winter that kills all life?
Not that I would think.

16. Not what I meant. What i'm talking about is all the constitutional rights that got screwed over by the Bush Administration post 9/11. my bad. x.x

AK-47s FOR EVERYONE

hurraaaaaaai

so you dont kno.....you know what im not going to lower my self to your level

At 8/7/06 02:45 AM, BouncyTEM wrote:

At 8/7/06 02:44 AM, Mo-ni wrote:

At 8/7/06 02:39 AM, BouncyTEM wrote:

15. not exactly, actually.
Would an Ion Cannon cause Ash that causes nuclear winter that kills all life?
Not that I would think.

No because everyone in the firing range would already be a crispy critter. But i see your point.

16. Not what I meant. What i'm talking about is all the constitutional rights that got screwed over by the Bush Administration post 9/11. my bad. x.x

Mmk thanks for making that clearer.

At 8/7/06 02:59 AM, Mo-ni wrote:

At 8/7/06 02:45 AM, BouncyTEM wrote:

At 8/7/06 02:44 AM, Mo-ni wrote:

At 8/7/06 02:39 AM, BouncyTEM wrote:

15. not exactly, actually.
Would an Ion Cannon cause Ash that causes nuclear winter that kills all life?
Not that I would think.

No because everyone in the firing range would already be a crispy critter. But i see your point.

16. Not what I meant. What i'm talking about is all the constitutional rights that got screwed over by the Bush Administration post 9/11. my bad. x.x

Mmk thanks for making that clearer.

15. yeh, because technically it wouldn't just be that specific region that'd be annihilated with a nuke, whole world would die off if you shoot enough of them due to ash covering the atmosphere and as such blocking all sunlight, sending us into a huge winter that'll be non-stop for god knows how long that would kill off everything slowly. Thus why Ion Cannons would be a better alt. to nukes. nukes would kill everything on the planet. Ion Cannons just what you're aiming at. Thus why we should all be afraid of nukes anyways. Do we *Really* want to kill off the entire planet by plunging it into a endless winter that'll kill all plant-life and kill off our oxygen source? Not me. x.x

16. no prob. :)

Hey hey....i agreed with you. I can tell you put alot of thought into this.

Yeah, I know you agreed. Just wanted to speak for the random person who has no idea the difference between nukes and ion cannons. :P

and, yes, I have. As i've put much thought into all of those things i'd do as president.

Choke on a pretzel