I hate Xena

[poxpower]

Man I hate that show. Remember in season 4, episode 3, titled "Road to Damascus", when, at 6minute 20 into the show, Xena kicks one of the brigands, and she CLEARLY misses him, yet he falls?
Or in season 6, episode 13, entitled "Warrior... Queen?" when Callisto comes back from the dead ( she died in episode 4 of Season 5 ) you can clearly see 4 extra metal studs on her warrior bra? Yet this is not explained?

You'd have to be a fool to watch that show!

[DarkDragonVX]

I never watched Xena I never cared for those shows! There is a movie that made me remind of Xena "Conan The Barbarian" I think that is the title! I think I seen thoses one's you said yeah I know it's horrible!

[Seanjay]

Man you're so hardcore.

[slicedoranges1]

I hate Xenu.

[SenorPresidente]

you just fear womean in power

[DRAINTHEBLOOD]

kevin sorbo would kick her ass

[BatDan]

At 8/6/06 06:52 PM, DRAINTHEBLOOD wrote: kevin sorbo would kick her ass

No, Steve Reeves would (this is an inside joke).

[i-dOnT-lIkE-U]

Well the way you know the exact episode and season and all their names, im guessing you watch it everyday, or at leasy when it is on

[Mr-Bo-Jangles]

At 8/6/06 06:53 PM, i_dOnT_lIkE_U wrote: Well the way you know the exact episode and season and all their names, im guessing you watch it everyday, or at leasy when it is on

im guessing hes kidding!

srsly how badly do u phail that u cant notice that D:

[70mas]

So you don't hate Xena, the hate the fucking show.

That's allrigth i guess, i bet 80% of watchers like her ass. the remaining 20% likes the show

[TheSoulMan]

The secret of succes:
Make anything, add a barely dressd hot girl in front of the camera, and BINGO.

[Mr-Bo-Jangles]

At 8/6/06 07:06 PM, The_Soul_Man wrote: The secret of succes:
Make anything, add a barely dressd hot girl in front of the camera, and BINGO.

Like sir arthur conan doyles the lost world!

[1]

I totally agree. I mean, the videogame had like no depth, you could complete it in like 15 hours on easy, and it took even less time in normal, hard, extreme, european extreme and deathgore modes.

The characters weren't a patch on their TV counterparts, not that I'd know.

[mamatequila]

Did you know that Xena's stunt double was also the stunt double for uma thurman in the kill bill movies and sharon stone in catwoman? They totally made a movie about it and Xena was in it, she SO didn't do any of those flips or anything. Joxur was a pansy, and Gabrielle was a whiny cunt until they butchified her the last couple of seasons. And she still sucked.

wtf was with the musical episode?

Fucking hate that show.

[TheAbominableMatt]

Right!

Or like in season 3 in the episode "The Quill Is Mightier", When Joxer lays down the scrolls on the table, they are rolled up with each side touching each other. A moment later, when there is a close up of the scroll, they are slightly unrolled, with the quill placed between them. There was no quill there a moment before!

Are we to believe this is some kind of magical quill? Madness!

[poxpower]

At 8/6/06 06:53 PM, i_dOnT_lIkE_U wrote: Well the way you know the exact episode and season and all their names, im guessing you watch it everyday, or at leasy when it is on

Took 6 people to get it.
Wow.

[mamatequila]

At 8/6/06 07:17 PM, -poxpower- wrote:

At 8/6/06 06:53 PM, i_dOnT_lIkE_U wrote: Well the way you know the exact episode and season and all their names, im guessing you watch it everyday, or at leasy when it is on

Took 6 people to get it.
Wow.

Btw, when's the next convention.

[poxpower]

At 8/6/06 07:14 PM, mamatequila wrote:

Fucking hate that show.

Oh and PLEASE EXPLODE.
That show rules. I have every episode. TV series really allow a lot of creativity. Entire episodes devoted to weird things.
Like that one where she's constantly reliving the same day. Or the weird one where Gabriel dreams she's a mermaid married to a Joxer lookalike with seal kids and..
woah haha.

YEAH I LIKED THAT SHOW A LOT >: (
I even wear my
Xena suit every weekend.

[Ben]

OMG, did you see in the episode "Chariots of War", season one, when Xena leaves Darius' house, where she forgets her chakram. Then there's a shot of her riding Argo, with the chakram attached to her hip. Later Darius shows up to bring the 'missing' chakram to her?

OMG, WTF is wrong with that fucking show.

[BobbyJenkins]

Man, it's just like in Buffy, clearly in episode 'band candy' in the 3rd Season 34 minutes and 27 seconds into the episode, Buffy does a back punch into the wall and it can be clearly seen it's her stunt double. I hate that show so much, I don't know why anyone would watch it.

[Fragment]

Dude....medieval lesbianism.

[Ben]

It's also just like that piece of shit "Relic Hunter", in the first damn series they made so many mistakes! Like in "Thank you very Much", the scenery is set in Berlin, following the 1989 Re-Union of Germany. Only thing is: the guards at the archive building use AK-47s, while after the Re-Union, the East German National People's Army and the West German Bundeswehr (Federal Defense Force) were joined - and the West Germans don't use any AKs.

FFS, why would they even show that unhistorical, made up shit?

[<deleted>]

Lol amazon lesbianity

[BobbyJenkins]

At 8/6/06 07:23 PM, -Ben- wrote:

:. Only thing is: the guards at the archive building use AK-47s, while after the Re-Union, the East German National People's Army and the West German Bundeswehr (Federal Defense Force) were joined - and the West Germans don't use any AKs.

Amateurs.

[ZeRo-PrImE]

At 8/6/06 06:47 PM, -poxpower- wrote: Knowledge of series

If you hate it that badly why do you know when everything happened up to the exact same episode?

[Wtfpwn]

At 8/6/06 06:53 PM, i_dOnT_lIkE_U wrote: Well the way you know the exact episode and season and all their names, im guessing you watch it everyday, or at leasy when it is on

i don't even know where to start....honestly how much of a retard shit are you to not pick up on the DANGEROUS level of sarcasm in his text.

honestly, i just lost faith in NGers.

[poxpower]

At 8/6/06 07:17 PM, theabominablematt wrote:

Or like in season 3 in the episode "The Quill Is Mightier", When Joxer lays down the scrolls on the table, they are rolled up with each side touching each other. A moment later, when there is a close up of the scroll, they are slightly unrolled, with the quill placed between them. There was no quill there a moment before!

That was pretty stupid, I remember.
Hey remember when Ares shoots a fireball, in episode 2 of the thirds season, at about 10 minutes, and Xena deflects it with an IRON shield ( as if!! ) and it bounces back on him? And it makes his hair all puffy and smoke-filled? But then like 5 minutes later, he's STILL like that? Yet we clearly remember that in episode 10 of season one, he can use his god powers to clean his hair?
ah!

[RabiesIsMe]

At 8/6/06 07:20 PM, Bobby_Jenkins wrote: Man, it's just like in Buffy, clearly in episode 'band candy' in the 3rd Season 34 minutes and 27 seconds into the episode, Buffy does a back punch into the wall and it can be clearly seen it's her stunt double. I hate that show so much, I don't know why anyone would watch it.

fool! It's 34 minute and 29 seconds into the episode.You clearly don't hate it as much as i do.

[homor]

whenever you see something like that.......ummm...hmm......a wizard did it.

[HardcoreEmoGothRebel]

At 8/6/06 06:47 PM, -poxpower- wrote: You'd have to be a fool to watch that show!

I ACKNOWLEDGE THE IRONY IN SAID POST, MAKING MYSELF COOLER IN SAID PROCESS
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