-LagerKapo-
You wake up 3 days from now with a wet sheet. It's not urine, it's sperm. But not yours. You like it.
Dragonsgrief
You will mug a nerdy kid in the way to the supermarket next Tuesday. you get robbed of it while at the hookers though.
Clever_Nickname
You get murdered. Oh wait.. that's Ashurakid. You kill him
Ashurakid
Clever_Nickname kills you.
Thestalos
You watch ashirakid getting mudered. You take his wallet, but find only a condom from 1995
Shift7089
Your computer freezes while watching gay porn next wednesday. Your parents see you, but say nothing. They're not surprised either.
RoobyKillall
You use your last coolpoints on a random prediction. If you still had it, you would've bought a gun with it. But you didn't, so you lose your genitals.