Comedy Stones (story)

[LordJesusChrist]

I was chatting on aim and this girl and me agreed to meet at Burger King. I never saw that girl before, but she saw my profile picture and was going to find me there. She said I was hot. I get there and sit down, waiting and waiting. FInally, this man comes and licks his lips, and says "Sit down with me, we need a talk." So i sit down and he's like, I wanna put my basketball in your hoop. I wanna put my ink in your printer. I wanna put my dice in your row. I gawked in horror. This wasn't a girl. It was a pervert. He put a quarter in this secret coparment by our booth seat. The seat starts vibrating. Than on the Burger King tv that movie Broke Back Mountain comes on. I scream and run out of there as fast as I can.

I then decided to go fishing by a pear at the beach, to get my mind of the incident. I sit down there and start fishing. This guy with a Texas accent comes and says "Let me help you reel it in." He gets behind me and helps pull but i feel a sense of perversion in him, for i felt a lump hit my back by accident. I look behind me and itss Chuck Noris! I scream and try to run. I go over to the Internet Cafe'. I am on the computer and I notice someone sent me an email. I look at it and its Meatspin. I run all the way to the doctor.

I ask him why every gay man is after me today. He checked my prostrate and said I had Homoprostratial Disorder. My prostrate is sending off scents in the air that tells gay people they may enter. The doctor said there is no cure. I now have to wear a sign on my butt that says Door Closed.

[Tancrisism]

And so were the days.

[Procrastination]

you = gobshite

[TurtleJuice]

At 8/6/06 04:31 PM, buried_alive_by_DIRT wrote: you = gobshite

Sure That Was Worth Typing?

[Novelty]

WTF is everyones problem with chuck norris? Do you even know who he is? Who the hell started this (insert Chuck Norris in randon place here) tread in the first place? Your story lacked the main thing a funny story needs...comedy.

[TurtleJuice]

At 8/6/06 04:54 PM, Pimplediddy wrote: WTF is everyones problem with chuck norris? Do you even know who he is? Who the hell started this (insert Chuck Norris in randon place here) tread in the first place? Your story lacked the main thing a funny story needs...comedy.

Who says it was suppose to be funny?

[DestroyerofMan]

At 8/6/06 05:06 PM, PetCarrot wrote:
Who says it was suppose to be funny?

Stop defending your boyfriend.

[Noobish-Pineapple]

...funny story

[TurtleJuice]

At 8/6/06 05:08 PM, Noobish_Pineapple wrote: ...funny story

It said COMEDY , comedy isn't always funny.
Example : Veronica Wood