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At 8/6/06 12:37 PM, CowsCanFly wrote: Oh Yeah!!!

You're shitting me, right?

have you nowtist i have 1500 exp. and i'm still lvl 9... weird?

No.

At 8/6/06 12:41 PM, -Rabies- wrote:

At 8/6/06 12:37 PM, CowsCanFly wrote: Oh Yeah!!!

You're shitting me, right?

have you nowtist i have 1500 exp. and i'm still lvl 9... weird?

No.

no it really happened... :D

4th grade

i was at the top of the playground with some of my friends and a crowd gathered right at the bottom of the concrete playatorium about a hundred fifty meters away from us and almost all the school was there it was obviously a fight so me and my friends began to sprint as fast as our 3 foot long legs would take us (about 30 seconds). we sped past the overweight dinner ladies (supervisors) and ignored their rampant bellowing to "stop" and "come here" and ran to the centre of the crowd . it was all over and the perpetrators who just happend to be some of my other friends had jumped a dorky lanky ganly kid in the fith grade , to this day i have no idea why , and already made their getaway to the football field.as i broke through the first ranks of gawking spectators and the battered victim came into view i had no idea the fight had stopped , i leapt from my feet and with a few feets distance from my target , the victim , outstretched my legs and aimed for his back hoping to slam his face into the hard wet concrete that had engulfed our playing area buty my timing and aiming was a little off and my right foot slammed into the back of his head while my left slammed into the back of his neck . confronted with the lack of resistance of his neck comparted to his back i was expecting to stop and lightly thump to the floor but instead his head gave way and carried on forward and so did i . it turned out that he suffered serious whiplash and had to wear a neckbrace for a month . i got excluded and the boy left school as his parents were lead to belive he was reguaraly bullied when it was actually the last time anyone ever touched the kid .

At 8/6/06 12:47 PM, BlankFaceSamurai wrote: 4th grade

i was at the top of....

So you gave dropkicked him? Sweet.

I remember in year 7 i went apeshit on one guy, got me a fair bit of street cred.

And when i say apeshit i mean i would have actually killed him if it hadn't been for the crowd grabbing me. bastards.

...in fifth grade, this weird kid(no friends) kept on following us, and we would just laugh at how weird he is. 1 day i waz walking with 2 of my friends (1 a real wuss) to my house and we see him and start laughing at his weird walk and he goes: 'want me to beat the heck outta u?' trying to act tough(lol) and i say ' lets see u try!' and we go cross the street and go up to him, and he's all scared and i say ' not so tough now' and hes just standing there all scared and i punch im the stomach (lightly, as a warning) and he starts wimperining and by then my 2 friends ran away, cuz the wussy 1 get really good grades, so he duzn't want to get n trouble. so i go catch up to him, and the weird kid(named eric) go sez 'u..u...u big MEANIE face!.....im...im gonna tell my...mommy!' lol.
so the next day he tells our teacher, and she get pissed cuz i sed dat she cant do anthing about it, outta school boundarie. after she left, i laughed REALLY hard at eric, it was so funny. wat a wimp. and he's humping the wall, its weird...

....ya...

Once this kid hit my jeans with a chalk brush (the teacher for our history always comes late), so I pushed the kid to the chalkboard and punched him in the face and then the teacher came in and got me away from him.
I only got pissed cause he got chalk on my jeans in front of the class, but I mean, I hit him in the face in front of the class so it was a fair trade. Apparently (according to someone who hung out with him later) he had a huge mark on the side of his face, although I can't back that up cause I never saw him that weekend.

Highschool is sooooo fun :P

Hmm, so do you guys think I should practice beating people up? Just in case, y'know, I get married or something.

At 8/6/06 05:17 PM, -TheDoctor- wrote: Hmm, so do you guys think I should practice beating people up? Just in case, y'know, I get married or something.

I'm not saying you should've beaten someone up. But say this guys is really annoying me, insulting me and my family etc. And i think I can take him, I'll beat the shit out of him. A lot of people say that violence is not the answer, well in some cases it is. Beat him up and he'll never bug you agin and you just made your life easier. And he'll probably never bully someone again because he's scared of getting beat up. i don't see any problems. but you don't beat up random people though...that's not cool.

Yeh ^_^. 9th grade, two nigs D?:

At 8/6/06 05:21 PM, -Rabies- wrote:

A lot of people say that violence is not the answer, well in some cases it is.

Like when she forgets to put the mop away.

I was in 7th grade. I was leaving one of my classes, and this other kid was walking in. He is white, but he tries to be black. He calls other white people wiggers, and when they say "you're white" his response is always "I'm not white. I'm beige." Anyways I don't remember exactly how it started, but he punched me in the head. At the time I guess I had a pencil, in my hand so I just gave him a little jab in the chest. I thought nothing of it, until at the end of the day I got called down to the office. It turns out he told on me, and even though he started it I got suspended for 2 days, and nothing happened to him. His parents threatened to press charges too, but they never followed through.

At 8/6/06 05:25 PM, -TheDoctor- wrote:

At 8/6/06 05:21 PM, -Rabies- wrote:

A lot of people say that violence is not the answer, well in some cases it is.

Like when she forgets to put the mop away.

Or when she hides your Toenail clipper! oh, and don't forget to say "woman" a bunch of times in a sentance, and things will be allllright.

I've been in so many fights, naming just one would be injustice to all the other good fights I've been in. And no I'm not bullshitting :)

At 8/6/06 05:31 PM, -Rabies- wrote:

Or when she hides your Toenail clipper!

She wouldn't dare.

I was sitting with soame girls and a a guy was trying to take thaeir sopt on the bench and he tried to push the girls off but with me sitting next to them they hit me and did not fall off. He ran over to his that had hep b and told him to spit on the girls and hed did. He took the spot and I pushed his ass of the bench. HE pushed me in the arm it did not hurt i smiled in his face pushed him in thae jaw and sprung up from my spot on the bench and kick him in the gut. and a teacher saw it and did not do anything.

I was at a class in the 6th grade, and this bitch begins slapping me in the face, and laughing as usual as he always does. Back then, I NEVER lost my anger. I was a good as hell student and never fought. But then he pushed it to the limit by throwing a shaving creame bottle, hard, on the back of my head.

So I walked up to him and kicked him the thigh, hard as fuck, and he bent over and was laughing saying, "Oh! My thigh!" I kicked him a get, tripping him this time, and he stood up fast and jumped on me. Choking me, threatening to kill me. He let me go after three punches and I grabbed a chair and chased him around with him, eventually catching him and hitting him with the chair across his face and he started crying. Stupid shit.

I was taking to the 'sack', and we were waiting for his dad to arrive, it was his decision if he wanted to press charges of assault against me. I had broken two of his teeth and severely bruised his cheek and forehead. It was purple/red/orange/blue.

His dad came and I was ready for the attack, but he didn't press any charges.

I found out he was abusive to him when I was at the JFK library and I saw him pushed him against the reference section, and knocked every section over which was like a ton of books. And to fuck with him again, I threw a bottle of sprite on him for more revenge. The little shit deserves it.

At 8/6/06 05:33 PM, -TheDoctor- wrote:

At 8/6/06 05:31 PM, -Rabies- wrote:

Or when she hides your Toenail clipper!

She wouldn't dare.

Ahh, I see you got the ol' pimp hand or her, eh? Nice.

In my time i've been in two fights
both in maths class. the one was with a chav twice my size ( LOST )
The other was with a kid equal to me ( WON )
Thanks to these i will get a week suspension if i do anything else and a public hanging by my parents

There's this guy I know, he's a bastard, and he has anger management problems. Whenever he as much as touches me, he feels pain.

I TOLD you not to touch me. Is that your ear on the floor?

At 8/6/06 05:36 PM, PetCarrot wrote: In my time i've been in two fights
both in maths class. the one was with a chav twice my size ( LOST )
The other was with a kid equal to me ( WON )
Thanks to these i will get a week suspension if i do anything else and a public hanging by my parents

I hate it when people are huge. They can dominate everybody and still be idiots. But then again, baseball bats aren't invented for sports! ....right?

Oh the memories...

Baron'd
Last year, a friend of a friend had been talking some shit about me and generally trying to piss me off, he even ate a load of my food once. Anyway, he was one year older than me and quite fat.

My friends and I went down to the cinema and invited him along, and when he showed up, I beat him down.

I walked up to him, hit him in each cheek with a nice 'Right - Left' combo, then continued to hit his body and face with a barrage of punches, until he flinched and turned away. Once he turned away, I pushed him and he fell on the floor, so I mounted him and carried on smashing his face in, until some fat guy broke it up.

Until this day forth, we have a running joke in referencing that fight, called 'Baroning' someone. (The kids nickname was Baron).

Ultimate Double Team

In high school (Ages 12 - 16) Me and my friend Joe were hanging round outside at the start of lunch time, before many people had come outside. There was some little fuckwad in like year 7 (12 years old) who was really small, and seem'd to think it was a good idea to keep harrassing Joe. He'd run up and punch him as hard as he could for no apparant reason. Me and Joe were both much bigger than the kid at the time, he was 12 and we were both 15, but it was still pissing both of us off.

You know those people who you say things like "One day someone is gonna kick your ass for acting like that" too, well this was that day.

He runs up and punches joe again, and before he even manages to get away, I'd already picked him up, let him catch some air, and slammed him down on his back. The shock and recoil led him to sit back up, at which point Joe turns round and punches him right in the temple.

Needless to say, he started crying like a bitch and ran off.

I know his sounds harsh on our part, but if you're that small, you need to learn not to fuck with people that much bigger than you, and for no reason.

My first (Real) Fight
Again High School, and I was about 14 or 15, I was wondering down the corridor between lessons, and some kid who I already ahd beef with, decided to randomly punch me in the lip.

I stopped for a second, and everyone went quiet.

I went right up close to the kid and said "What the fuck are you doing?" He tried to throw another punch my way, but I saw it coming and let off about 3 - 4 quick punches to his head, then grabbed his lapel and threw him back into the opposite wall. After that, he hit me back once in the side of the head. Once that had happened, I pinned him against the wall again and carried on punching him until he literally ran into the crowd that had gathered, to get away from me.

On MSN the following night, he called me a pussy, so the next day, since he was right where I was getting off the school bus, I punched the back of his head and caught him in a rear naked choke until he cried like a bitch.

Job done.

It was like 5th grade. And this one kid got mad at me for some reason. So he started running at me with his head down and he was gonna head but me. Luckily my back was against a fence so i pulled a ghandi on him and stepped out of the way, BOOM RIGHT INTO THE FENCE. I still got a dt cuz he said i punched him. O well it was fun.

"Your mother smells of elderberries"

Once in 6th grade. I'm friends with this kid (and still am) who has an attendancy to not realize what he's saying. So he starts mouthing me off in a really harsh way, that kinda gets to me. He says something witch I forget and I push him and say "dude, SHUT UP!". "Wow, youre really gay!" he says. So I say "Look, shut the fuck up, please" and he knocks me against a wall and starts strangling me. I kick him in the balls, and as he grabs them I punch him in the jaw and he flinches into the lockers and rats on me saying I provoked him. We're still friens though.

this small ginger kid threw a rock at me so i chased him through the school and into an assembly.I cought him,grabbed his collar and started to punch the shit out of him untill i realised that 250 new kids where watching in terror olong with a shit load of teachers that restained me to the floor.the ginger bastard was sent to hospital with sewrvere head wounds and a broken nose.the end!

At 8/6/06 05:56 PM, VeinsOnFire- wrote: Oh and I did punch a girl in the face, I had forgotten about that.

Girls think they can do everything because they're girls. Then when you punch them they're suddenly a weaker sex and you're a maniac. 2 weeks later they're walking throught the streets with signs saying "We are equal blah blah" I hate girls who abuse their...girl power.

Yes I beat someone up.

It was in January 2005, some asshole pushes me in the snow for no reason. I get up and act like nothing happened. Then he does it again, and again. By now I was extreamly pissed off. I watched for him, went by a basketball hoop, and waited until he started running towards me. I moved to the side, he hit the pole holding up the hoop, and I picked him up off the ground. Then I whiped the hell out of him 'till he begged for me to stop.

At 8/6/06 06:00 PM, Sunglasses wrote: I watched for him, went by a basketball hoop, and waited until he started running towards me. I moved to the side, he hit the pole holding up the hoop, a me to stop.

Are you sure you're not bugs bunny?

At 8/6/06 06:05 PM, -Rabies- wrote:

At 8/6/06 06:00 PM, Sunglasses wrote: I watched for him, went by a basketball hoop, and waited until he started running towards me. I moved to the side, he hit the pole holding up the hoop, a me to stop.

Are you sure you're not bugs bunny?

Yes. This guy was as dumb as a box of rocks.