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At 8/5/06 11:51 PM, -Axel- wrote: Real or not, which one would you rather hang out at?

I'd rather hangout in hell and cause chaos than sit on a cloud with a bunch of preps. I mean, you're already dead, so what is there to worry about? I'd be punching random people in the face and tossing n00bs into the flames.

Heaven in my opinion would be pretty boring. Go with Hell, There's hot, naughty chicks there.

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LOOK, THIS IS A REALLY SERIOUS TOPIC.
ALSO TO OTHER PEOPLE, PEOPLE DON'T JUST DO BAD THINGS...
SATAN MAKES PEOPLE DO ALL THE BAD THINGS THAT THEY DO.

Alright dumbass, if you want to be serious, fine. So, tell me, what is bad, how does Satan influence humans, and where is Hell? Also, if you answer me in all caps, I'll hunt you down and kick your ass myself, because man is that irritating!

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Heaven. Hell is mad hot, and there's nothing to do.


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At 8/6/06 01:43 AM, 1nic wrote:
At 8/6/06 12:13 AM, -Axel- wrote:
At 8/6/06 12:10 AM, Orcinator wrote:
At 8/6/06 12:08 AM, -Axel- wrote:
At 8/6/06 12:02 AM, oc_fuzzy wrote: ...:
You can't feel pain once you're dead dumbass
How could you know?
Your body feels pain so you know when to try to pull back or escape from something in order to keep youreself alive. If you're already dead, than there's no need for it.
YEAH? well when you die only your spirit goes to heaven or hell, and guess wat, I just thought of something! Maybe you don't actually feel pain in hell, but remeber IT"S ETERNAL, everlasting you will be in fire 4eva, but you could be with god.. Isn't that goood

Okay dude, your not even coherent any more. You agreed with him that you can't feel pain in hell, and then you gave a coice between sitting with a being with no form what-so-ever for all eternity or watching flames, which, according to campers, could be stared at forever without getting boring, for all eternity.


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hell, and i no it im dead and already on the raft to hell

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Heaven, Hell, as long as there are hot wings I'm fine.


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Limbo...I'd like to see what goes on in both places, see who went to hell and who went to heaven...
If I were forced to choose I would go to heaven ...and to all who said "Your dead already you don't feel pain" thats bull. If you couldn't feel pain Hell would not exist since that is its core function to cause your soul eternal pain suffering etc....of course since this is just a joke....whateva!!!!!!!
On a more serious note, noone really DOES know what happens to you "spiritually" once you die.


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At 8/6/06 07:49 PM, The_real_Dude wrote:
LOOK, THIS IS A REALLY SERIOUS TOPIC.
ALSO TO OTHER PEOPLE, PEOPLE DON'T JUST DO BAD THINGS...
SATAN MAKES PEOPLE DO ALL THE BAD THINGS THAT THEY DO.
Alright dumbass, if you want to be serious, fine. So, tell me, what is bad, how does Satan influence humans, and where is Hell? Also, if you answer me in all caps, I'll hunt you down and kick your ass myself, because man is that irritating!

Dumbass!

If you want me to be serious, then i will. Sin is bad. Satan can possess and control humans without them knowing it. Where hell is... I don't know I'm not dead u no. Also sorry 4 the caps lock...


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At 8/6/06 07:37 PM, Gmagnum wrote: Heaven. Free food and Jesus has parties a lot. Some say he cheats at pin the tail on the donkey but there just jealous there not our savior.

HAHA! XD This was the greatest thing I've heard all week.


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i would personaly like reincarnation they both seem kind of boring places and i would like to remeber who i was in my life before but not be able to tell anyone.


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lol i was hoping you were gonna post
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At 8/6/06 08:00 PM, Arius82 wrote: Heaven, Hell, as long as there are hot wings I'm fine.

hell has not ranch sauce to dip them into. Also you can never have a drink of water and they are extremely hot.


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At 8/7/06 02:48 AM, -Thestalos- wrote: lol i was hoping you were gonna post
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You can only have "fun" in hell if you're a demon, or if youre doomguy.

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Hell would be intresting for seconds. This is something Satan wouldn't want. Instead. I think it would just be black. Nothing. Anywhere. For Eternity. Alone. In the dark. You would never see anything or anyone, that would just drive anyone crazy, and be a horrible hell. And defintly cant be intresting, its nothing, FOREVER.


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Guess you all probably don't know hell is a place of eternal torture...

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At 8/6/06 12:02 AM, SadisticSatisfaction wrote: Such things do not exist.

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At 8/6/06 08:19 PM, countconkula wrote: Limbo...I'd like to see what goes on in both places, see who went to hell and who went to heaven...

Err, Limbo is when you're in a ghost like state, you wouldn't see heaven, because you're not accepted, and you weren't bad enough to go to hell.

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At 8/6/06 07:48 PM, SeizureClock wrote:
At 8/5/06 11:51 PM, -Axel- wrote: Real or not, which one would you rather hang out at?

I'd rather hangout in hell and cause chaos than sit on a cloud with a bunch of preps. I mean, you're already dead, so what is there to worry about? I'd be punching random people in the face and tossing n00bs into the flames.

Heaven in my opinion would be pretty boring. Go with Hell, There's fat ugly goths and emos there
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Neither.

Heaven gets boring after a long period of time. Oh, peaceful happiness in heaven. Not so happy once you have it non-stop for more than 3 months.

Hell..is hell. 'nuff said.

Both suck.


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If heaven was for people who like all things "nice" and hell was for people who like to pillage,plunder and kill then ill go for option two thank you.


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heaven i guess
the whole "eternal suffering" thing puts me off from hell


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heaven would be so boring and plus woo is ever gonna go to heaven anyway every sins these days

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At 8/7/06 03:18 AM, MakeYourselfSick wrote: Guess you all probably don't know hell is a place of eternal torture...

People don't seem to get that the whole hell being a place of eternal torture is a bunch of bull. Lucifer left heven because of gods decree do you really think he would torture souls to please god and create this scary alternative toheaven to keep people going back to god? Really people don't believe everything the church shoves down your throat most of it is nothing but bull shit.

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At 8/6/06 08:19 PM, countconkula wrote: Limbo...I'd like to see what goes on in both places, see who went to hell and who went to heaven...
If I were forced to choose I would go to heaven ...and to all who said "Your dead already you don't feel pain" thats bull. If you couldn't feel pain Hell would not exist since that is its core function to cause your soul eternal pain suffering etc....of course since this is just a joke....whateva!!!!!!!
On a more serious note, noone really DOES know what happens to you "spiritually" once you die.

Your kinda right, but limbo, well I mean is that real? And Limbo wat is it? and, well no, I won't go on about anything right now...


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At 8/6/06 07:55 PM, The_real_Dude wrote:
At 8/6/06 01:43 AM, 1nic wrote:
At 8/6/06 12:13 AM, -Axel- wrote:
At 8/6/06 12:10 AM, Orcinator wrote:
At 8/6/06 12:08 AM, -Axel- wrote:
At 8/6/06 12:02 AM, oc_fuzzy wrote: ...:
You can't feel pain once you're dead dumbass
How could you know?
Your body feels pain so you know when to try to pull back or escape from something in order to keep youreself alive. If you're already dead, than there's no need for it.
YEAH? well when you die only your spirit goes to heaven or hell, and guess wat, I just thought of something! Maybe you don't actually feel pain in hell, but remeber IT"S ETERNAL, everlasting you will be in fire 4eva, but you could be with god.. Isn't that goood
Okay dude, your not even coherent any more. You agreed with him that you can't feel pain in hell, and then you gave a coice between sitting with a being with no form what-so-ever for all eternity or watching flames, which, according to campers, could be stared at forever without getting boring, for all eternity.

Dude maybe I was wrong... U can feel pain, because how can u hav pain if u don't feel pain. Also who the hell would watch flames forever?????? Also read a little bit more carefully next time. Hey and wat if in hell you get tortured by not so hot prostitutes????


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At 8/5/06 11:51 PM, -Axel- wrote: I'd rather hangout in hell and cause chaos than sit on a cloud with a bunch of preps. I mean, you're already dead, so what is there to worry about? I'd be punching random people in the face and tossing n00bs into the flames.

In Hell, the Devil is in charge. You wouldn't be tossing 'noobs' into the fire. You would. And since you are already dead, you can't die, meaning you feel the pain forever.


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ill pick teh ground, cause thats where all goin >_<

you guys serouis bout heaven/hell ehh K?

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At 8/6/06 07:37 PM, Gmagnum wrote: Heaven. Free food and Jesus has parties a lot. Some say he cheats at pin the tail on the donkey but there just jealous there not our savior.

That is so funny (and so true) LMAO X10000000
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guys....Hell is the other way around. Hell is where they TORTURE YOU they don't allow you to punch other peeps at all. Why do you think in some movies some peeps say "God does not forgive them he BURNS them!" you get burned and horribly tortured non-stop. But i have my own theory about Heaven.

Okay, God wants everybody to have their own Paradis right? to those who have earned themselves to go to Heaven don't want to relax or anything, more like what they want in their fantasy, so perhaps God himself will ask you if you want to stay there or live in your own paradis (like say in a sex world) then he lets you live in a world filled with sex everyday. Pretty cool theory eh?

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