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At 4/4/03 05:41 AM, hugh_jarse wrote:

At 4/3/03 11:19 PM, ChocolateChipClock wrote:

At 4/3/03 11:06 PM, DispatchOar wrote:

Gabe short time no talk.... whats going on mate? Hope you getting some fine Californian chicks....

hi. i am typing this message. i think u mean to say "a fine Californian chick..." geez, i wish. any luck with jess?

At 4/4/03 06:43 PM, ChocolateChipClock wrote:

"say "a fine Californian chick..." geez, i wish. any luck with jess?"

OGM...a AS expert such as urself doesnt have a chick yet? damn....j/k..hows taht thing with Rachel or whats-her-name coming along? very nice jess?..btw...tsiehente!!!!!..yay..i thought itd be kewel to be hooked up wif her...but now...my g/f just fucking annoying..and if ur calling me rude..u come down to canada and meet her...gets on ur nerves..

At 4/4/03 08:34 PM, NumberClock wrote:

At 4/4/03 06:43 PM, ChocolateChipClock wrote:

OGM...a AS expert such as urself doesnt have a chick yet? damn....j/k..hows taht thing with Rachel or whats-her-name coming along? very nice jess?..btw...tsiehente!!!!!..yay..i thought itd be kewel to be hooked up wif her...but now...my g/f just fucking annoying..and if ur calling me rude..u come down to canada and meet her...gets on ur nerves..

her name is kristelle. and i havent done shit in actionscript for a while. i think i have developed a reputation that i am the God of actionscript... well, i'm not. i am probably intermediate, or even a beginner to a very advanced game developer. i feel very depressed right now, i think i'll go listen to some more music.

At 4/4/03 06:43 PM, ChocolateChipClock wrote:

hi. i am typing this message. i think u mean to say "a fine Californian chick..." geez, i wish. any luck with jess?

Well actually teh other day I was talking to me mate and jess and then she just out of nowhere started to hug me so I just naturally hugged her back but were not going out yet... damn shes so hot... wish I had a pic to give you... Oh and by the way give me a talk to kris on MSN and I will have her all over you, be real nice to her... and I dont mean ONE fine californian chick... I mean dozens...

At 4/5/03 01:34 AM, hugh_jarse wrote:

At 4/4/03 06:43 PM, ChocolateChipClock wrote:

Well actually teh other day I was talking to me mate and jess and then she just out of nowhere started to hug me so...

well, that's cool for u. hopefully you'll go out soon. as for me, it sucks ass. from the looks of it, she'll never break up with her bf, and her bf wont break up with her. i dont think that will ever happen. also, her bf, one of my best friends, just found out that i love her, so, well, i'm screwed. o well, i think i'll just have to look somewhere else. it's not easy, but i'll try.

i would have her get on msn if she had it. she doesnt have aim either, and she hardly ever gets on her computer and she never checks her e-mail...

At 4/5/03 01:26 PM, ChocolateChipClock wrote:

as for me, it sucks ass. from the looks of it, she'll never break up with her bf, and her bf wont break up with her. i dont think that will ever happen. also, her bf, one of my best friends, just found out that i love her, so, well, i'm screwed. o well, i think i'll just have to look somewhere else. it's not easy, but i'll try.

Dont give up man, they will eventually... there is no way they are going to stay together forever... Just be really nice to her all the time and hug her and give her what she wants... Maybe even give her flowers.. Never loose hope.. As for me and Jess, things are looking up i would have to say...

At 4/5/03 07:08 PM, hugh_jarse wrote:

At 4/5/03 01:26 PM, ChocolateChipClock wrote:

Dont give up man, they will eventually... there is no way they are going to stay together forever... Just be really nice to her all the time and hug her and give her what she wants... Maybe even give her flowers.. Never loose hope.. As for me and Jess, things are looking up i would have to say...

i just know it, they're gonna get married one day, they are. i think i should give up and just try to be her friend like i already am.

yea...my grandparents...dated since my GD was 15 and my GM was 14..and they married since my GD was 19 and my GM was 18...and theyve been married for 67 years..

At 4/5/03 07:16 PM, 7426001 wrote: yea...my grandparents...dated since my GD was 15 and my GM was 14..and they married since my GD was 19 and my GM was 18...and theyve been married for 67 years..

wow...

At 4/5/03 07:52 PM, ChocolateChipClock wrote:

At 4/5/03 07:16 PM, 7426001 wrote: yea...my grandparents...dated since my GD was 15 and my GM was 14..and they married since my GD was 19 and my GM was 18...and theyve been married for 67 years..

wow...

My brother is getting married soon and he is 18 turning 19.... couple of weeks... I wanted to be best man but NOOOOO!

At 4/5/03 08:03 PM, hugh_jarse wrote:

At 4/5/03 07:52 PM, ChocolateChipClock wrote:

At 4/5/03 07:16 PM, 7426001 wrote:

My brother is getting married soon and he is 18 turning 19.... couple of weeks... I wanted to be best man but NOOOOO!

dont feel bad. marriages are boring to watch.

At 4/5/03 07:52 PM, ChocolateChipClock wrote:

At 4/5/03 07:16 PM, 7426001 wrote: yea...my grandparents...dated since my GD was 15 and my GM was 14..and they married since my GD was 19 and my GM was 18...and theyve been married for 67 years..

wow...

yeah...interesting aint it?

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DAMNIT! how come all the goddamn talking on this fucking board happens when i've fucked off to bed! damn american and aussies.

Yeh im atheist, although i have also developed a near perfect theory for their being no god, and that if god did exist his own logic would make him dissapear, ill write it after this message.

Also, your a fool, teh computer people never get the pussy, :( literally the last girl i went out with dumped me 5 months ago and i went out wit her for about 6 months. i am too shy i guess.

CHRIZ'S THEORY OF THE NON-EXISTENCE OF GOD!

written into a large percentage of religious text's throughout the world a certain passage similar to this is mentioned:

I refuse to prove i exist because without faith i am nothing says god

"BUT" chirps up me, "the planet earth suits our needs to the exact requirements, and the human body is so resilient and perfectly versatile for the human race's position in the food chain that it could NEVER have evolved like this by chance, obviously god must have done or said something to create everything so useful for us."

"This also is proof that god existed, but god sayed if we had proof the faith would be non-existent and so would he! So under god's own theory he says "oh dear, i never thought of that" and promptly dissapears into a puff of logic.

Inspired by the book, The hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy by the late Douglas adams

So there you have it, chriz's theory of god's non-existence, their are ways of dis-proving it and i'll leave it to you to work them out.

Chriz "OMG I KILLED GOD!!"

lol, that book hichhikers guide rewels

|tit

At 4/6/03 06:05 AM, titbread wrote: lol, that book hichhikers guide rewels

|tit

yep i am re-reading it now, it inspired me 2 disprove god's existence. its just too bad that douglass adams died

At 4/6/03 06:13 AM, Chriz2cool wrote:

At 4/6/03 06:05 AM, titbread wrote: lol, that book hichhikers guide rewels

|tit

yep i am re-reading it now, it inspired me 2 disprove god's existence. its just too bad that douglass adams died

has anyone else got any beef to pick with my theory

For thousands of years. People have found ways to send letters to other people. It has only been the last hundred years or so. Though, that people have mailed as we know them today. Postal services grew rapidly during the 1880’s and early 1900’s. The invention of modern transportation methods. Greatly improved the speed of mail delivery.
People did not always use envelopes in fact it wasn’t until 1837 that a man in England suggested the use of them for letters in a pamphlet he wrote. The man’s name was Rowload Hill. He was a retired schoolteacher. Until then people folded their letters.
And then sealed them shut with wax. He also suggested in his pamphlet that a cheap, uniform postage rate be set for all letters.

In Great Britain in the early 1800’s, the cast of sending a letter depended on the distance it had to travel. Unless the letter was marked “paid” by postal officials, the person who received the letter had to pay for it when it arrived. The first postage stam was produced in Great Britain in 1840. It was a great success the United States first issued postage stamps in 1847 and by 1855 required. Every letter to have an official stamp...and that concludes the reason for wondering who and where and when the mail stamp was completed.

Rowland Hill was the guy who invented the postage stamp aswell

yea but Rowload Hill can kick Rowland Hill's ass anyday!!

nice theory chriz. but ummm, how the hell did we get to talking about postage stamps?? o well. i think i'll go read the hitch-hiker's guide to the galaxy, sounds good.

At 4/6/03 10:47 PM, ChocolateChipClock wrote: nice theory chriz. but ummm, how the hell did we get to talking about postage stamps??

easy ChocolateChip dude...it all started by one kid born to make a difference...from age 5-8 he was teh coolest kid around..until..teh day his parents died..then he just fell apart...got his ass kicked..got in mischeif.When he was 11 he met a kid who felt the same way...then they watched the CKY videos and studied the way of the Jackass, so he did the jackass and CKY stunts......selling the videos and making money..until 1/27/02 when he was shot by a driveby..almost died..then teh power of the void saved his life from going into the afterlife...when he came into consious, he met teh beutiful Native American chick named Tsiehente Herne..he has never been happier since...and this kids name..has never been revealed to anyone on the internet...EVER but this kids name...was 7426001..and still is..

and that concludes the conclusion of how this topic was talking about postage stamps

At 4/6/03 10:59 PM, 7426001 wrote:

At 4/6/03 10:47 PM, ChocolateChipClock wrote:

and that concludes the conclusion of how this topic was talking about postage stamps

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At 4/6/03 11:02 PM, ChocolateChipClock wrote:

At 4/6/03 10:59 PM, 7426001 wrote:

At 4/6/03 10:47 PM, ChocolateChipClock wrote:

and that concludes the conclusion of how this topic was talking about postage stamps

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yeh...that infos nice isnt it?

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At 4/6/03 08:33 AM, Chriz2cool wrote: has anyone else got any beef to pick with my theory

Not really, I'm an atheist myself :)
I think I've read the hitch-hiker's guide to the galaxy. Is it that book that makes next to no sense, but in a planned sorta way?

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At 4/6/03 11:23 PM, NegativeONE wrote:

At 4/6/03 08:33 AM, Chriz2cool wrote: has anyone else got any beef to pick with my theory

Not really, I'm an atheist myself :)
I think I've read the hitch-hiker's guide to the galaxy. Is it that book that makes next to no sense, but in a planned sorta way?

it makes perfect sense, but they just happen to have their ship powered by a improbability drive which is many improbable things happening to make them jump long distances, including the untimely mishap of turning 2 500 million old missiles into a bowl of petunia's and a very confused whale

At 4/7/03 02:13 AM, Chriz2cool wrote: and a very confused whale

Called Titbread... :p