Christianity bumper stickers

[CleverNickname]

I'm starting to get tired of bumper stickers advertising the Christian faith. You can't go anywhere without seeing a little fish, or a sticker that says "JESUS FREAK," or any other such thing. If you do not know what I'm talking about, this might jar your memory.

Normally, something like this wouldn't bug me. Let them have their religion, you know? But they are the only faith that does this. I have never seen a Star of David, or big stickers that say "Allah is supreme" or "Praise Vishnu!" It's always Christianity.

It's like they are advertising their religion. As if they are screaming "MY RELIGIONS BETTERLO LOLOL" at all the Muslims, Hindus, Jews and other religious groups.

Why do you have to show off your religion? It doesn't make sense to me.

[Altered-Beast]

I like the bumper stickers that say "I MODERATELY TOLERATE JESUS."

[Scotttheskaterr]

Your going to hell.
We show off our religion cuz u touch yourself at night.

[Altered-Beast]

At 8/5/06 03:04 PM, Scotttheskaterr wrote: Your going to hell.
We show off our religion cuz u touch yourself at night.

A classic Newgrounds post.

[UltraPulse]

Maybe it's because most of the worl id christian and they show it off by putting somethning on their car.

damn, 38 more posts >: (

[CleverNickname]

At 8/5/06 03:04 PM, Scotttheskaterr wrote: Your going to hell.
We show off our religion cuz u touch yourself at night.

I wish I could be cool like you.

People like you are the reason I don't like living in the U.S.

you're* because* you*

[TigerDemon]

Ummm dude I have seen PLENTY of pagan bumber stickers around.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 8/5/06 03:04 PM, Altered_Beast wrote: I like the bumper stickers that say "I MODERATELY TOLERATE JESUS."

Lol I have that one on my scooter.

[ATIFunkFire]

At 8/5/06 03:06 PM, Clever_Nickname wrote:

you're* because* you*

Way to be a grammar nazi. We show it off because most of America is Christian whether you like it or not.

[Luxury-Yacht]

I hate the ones with aborted fetuses on them.

And yes, they do exist.

[Warhammer]

At 8/5/06 03:03 PM, Clever_Nickname wrote: I'm starting to get tired of bumper stickers advertising the Christian faith.

Get them while their hot.

[CleverNickname]

At 8/5/06 03:09 PM, Luxury_Yacht wrote:
And yes, they do exist.

Where can I get them?

[SniperWolf1564]

They are in a lot of places here in VA. When I was heading to The Home Depot with my father to get some floor tiles, I saw a "Jesus Loves You" roof light on top of a truck and he had the windows open. I also saw at a Hallmark a "Everything I do is Gods Will" wristband when I was with my sister to get a Wedding Anniversary Card for my parents.

[Minizila]

Im from the uk and its the same here, tons of those little fish thingies all over the place, but i never see any other religous symbols.

Christians scare me, going around saying their religion is best and spewing a load of shit like no sex before marige (unless its with little boys).

I beleive in the pure religion of "jigsaw" only by building a fabulous jigsaw can one build the path to inner peace.

I should get jigsaw stickers for my car.....

[Luxury-Yacht]

At 8/5/06 03:10 PM, Clever_Nickname wrote:

At 8/5/06 03:09 PM, Luxury_Yacht wrote:
And yes, they do exist.

Where can I get them?

Well, I couldn't find the bumper stickers with fetuses, but I did find giant signs with fetuses.
http://www.antiabort..m/signsinaction.html

[CleverNickname]

At 8/5/06 03:17 PM, Luxury_Yacht wrote:
http://www.antiabort..m/signsinaction.html

I like how they compare the Holocaust to abortion.

[MrReaper]

..............so basically you are telling people to please drink Jesus responsibly?
cmon, cmon stop being so waided over the issue
What is your point

[slaughterMYdaughter]

atleast theres no more crappy ''baby on board'' stickers.

[Jinzoa]

remind me next time to make a big sign to put on my parents car showing the consiquences of this "oh so good" god when he knew what would happen when he created mankind.

[CleverNickname]

At 8/5/06 03:45 PM, slaughterMYdaughter wrote: atleast theres no more crappy ''baby on board'' stickers.

Unfortunately, they're still around where I live. What's even more annoying: "You can't scare me, I have 2 boys!"

[Yami9900]

I know... They are REALLY annoying.. Bible banging born-agains.....

[Dark-Phire]

At 8/5/06 03:04 PM, Scotttheskaterr wrote: Your going to hell.
We show off our religion cuz u touch yourself at night.

You're an idiot.
So what? I'm going to hell.

I'll help Satan assassinate God.

[Luxury-Yacht]

At 8/5/06 04:19 PM, -HotActionYiffFur- wrote: I don't mind the fish.

It's the fish that say "DARWIN" that piss me off.

That's actually offencive to a lot of people.

Fucking.... Fuck.. Shit... Damn.

I put that on my assignment notebook in 10th grade.

[Dark-Phire]

At 8/5/06 04:21 PM, djx2d wrote:

At 8/5/06 03:03 PM, Clever_Nickname wrote:

Why do you have to show off your religion? It doesn't make sense to me.

because we are right and u are wrng now join us or burn in the lake of fire for 1000 years

People like you are the reason I'm an Atheist.
Telling people they'll burn in hell if we don't believe what you believe.

Makes me sick.

[LavaTemplar]

It's not like God is going to like them better because they put some stupid sticker on their car. It's not only a waste of time, it's an annoying waste of time.

[FattyWhale]

First off, I've dont' see many of these. In fact I haven't seen one in a long time.

Second, get a life. Why are bumper stickers bothering you?

[SteveGuzzi]

At 8/5/06 03:03 PM, Clever_Nickname wrote: Why do you have to show off your religion? It doesn't make sense to me.

Some Christians feel that it's their duty to 'spread the good news', as it were.

That's all.

[darksytze]

A bumpersticket that says 'Bump me like I'm a male priest'.

[SteveGuzzi]

At 8/5/06 04:27 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: People like you are the reason I'm an Atheist.
Telling people they'll burn in hell if we don't believe what you believe.

Makes me sick.

Being athiest is a choice you're free to make, but at least try not to choose it for the absolute stupidest reason imaginable.

[FattyWhale]

At 8/5/06 04:41 PM, StealthSteve wrote:

At 8/5/06 04:27 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: People like you are the reason I'm an Atheist.
Telling people they'll burn in hell if we don't believe what you believe.

Makes me sick.

Being athiest is a choice you're free to make, but at least try not to choose it for the absolute stupidest reason imaginable.

I don't understand, why is that a bad reason? Because he doesn't want to be associated with people he thinks are pushy and rude?