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At 8/3/06 12:26 AM, DestroyerOfMan wrote: Toothpicks. Cleans their teeth and fucks up their retinas. We have a winner.

I dare you to get close enough to a zombie to actually USE a toothpick to kill them.

At 8/3/06 12:03 AM, The_NG_Masta wrote:

At 8/3/06 12:01 AM, b3nnic3 wrote: Shaolin spade

God thats from the Zombie survival guide! Be original!

Be Oringinal says the guy who has made the 10,000th zombie survival topic.

Oh I forgot grenades strapped to your chest for use and incase you get swarmed by zombies with no ammo to commit Hara Kiri

Chicago typewriter :)

Now, I'm not trying to be a jackass here, but how about a multi-melta, or a magic staff/wond? It's hard to think of something no one has mentioned.

At 8/3/06 12:27 AM, CryogenChaos wrote:

At 8/3/06 12:26 AM, DestroyerOfMan wrote: Toothpicks. Cleans their teeth and fucks up their retinas. We have a winner.

I dare you to get close enough to a zombie to actually USE a toothpick to kill them.

not posible. 1)no zombies in real life.2)of they were,you would be dead unless they invent a gun that shoots tootpicks

nuke or shotgun.

how original

Lawnmower strapped to your chest.

Sledge Hammer.

At 8/6/06 09:16 PM, ZenGaijin wrote: Lawnmower strapped to your chest.

Braindead/Dead Alive style?

At 8/3/06 12:02 AM, -Sekhmet- wrote: Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fie Di Jow, Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fie Di Jow, Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fie Di Jow...

Take that bitches.

But Zombies aren't evil demons OR melevolent spritis! That cantaion wouldn't work. Hot-cha!

One MORE thing

At 8/6/06 09:24 PM, Orbital_Debris wrote:

At 8/3/06 12:02 AM, -Sekhmet- wrote: Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fie Di Jow, Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fie Di Jow, Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fie Di Jow...

Take that bitches.

But Zombies aren't evil demons OR melevolent spritis! That cantaion wouldn't work. Hot-cha!

One MORE thing

Touché Monsieur Debris.

What about....

Well, first if they were close I'd use a sword blessed by a priest. If mid range, I'd use a flame thrower, but it would have to be in an open enviroment. My alternate one would be the shotgun. Long range you can't go wrong with the bazooka. If I ran out of ammo Then, it would have to be a weapon the could "Slice" it in half, like a Vulcan. If I was cornered I'd simply commit seppuku, and merely, a few milisecond's after, I use a bomb strapped to my chest. And yes, I am aware seppuku is exetremely painful.

Ford F-650 desil

Railgun
My penis.

At 8/6/06 09:28 PM, RobotTaco wrote: flame thrower

BADBADBADBADBAD!!!! Flame Throwers only equal zombies on fire!!!!

street sweeper, its a CIA only gun, its a mountable gatling gun with 8 barrels that shoots shotgun shells, something like 180 a minute, 3 shotgun shells a second, in a chainlink with like 1800 shells=zombie splatter fest.

GOD

At 8/3/06 12:01 AM, b3nnic3 wrote: Shaolin spade

I see you read The Zombie Survival guide.

High Five!

BFG-9000.

That gun that John Constantine used, that seemed to work pretty well, oh yeah, and holy water to throw on them so you can kill them, cus otherwise they are invincible
(the water is the sprinkler system in a hospital, that has had a special cross dropped into the reservior, if you havn't seen the movie)

walmart is the best just go to walmart and you good to go

are we talking fast zombies or romero barely moving zombies?

BFG from Doom!!

A .45 cal Desert Eagle with an Explosive Incendiary Bullet.
A Beretta U22 Neos with an Explosive Incendiary Bullet.
A Jian Sword.

a bandana.... oh yeah infinite ammo.

Other good anti-zombie weaponry;
flare pistol. dual preferred.
Anything BFG related, as I already said.
Tesla cannon.
HellBlaster Bomb.
Gauss Rifle.
Gattling cannon.
Any artillery, explosives, tanks, etc.
Maddox's left nut. :P
BFG! {again}
P90.

more...sometime. :P

At 8/3/06 12:08 AM, SaviorSorrow wrote: instead of buckshot, the bullet is a canister of acid.

Acid would take too long to destroy them, they'd get acid over other stuff, and destroy that. The best is a Shaolin Spade, just as the first guy said.

Zombie survival guide owns

Two words: Cerebral Bore.

The weapon, not the band.