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Retrohippie4life

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Posted at: 8/6/06 08:14 PM

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You, people, are Amazing! My thanks for keeping me so thrilled that I actually read all 5 pages in the hope there'd be more :)


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Posted at: 8/6/06 08:47 PM

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At 8/2/06 08:07 PM, Maus wrote: Best ownage since the prank Mr. Destruction played on felces.

Never heard of it, got a link? :o

This topic wins on more levels than I can count.

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Posted at: 8/7/06 12:38 PM

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lmao, this is great there is no way he knew he got way to mad. At lest he got over and but don't feel bad its just a joke = D

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Posted at: 8/7/06 12:39 PM

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This is indeed a beautiful jewel.


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Posted at: 8/7/06 10:18 PM

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At 8/6/06 04:39 PM, SicleOnASledge wrote: Haha, pure Au, this is.

Eggy seemes to have gotten over it. I hope he continues to come here, and maybe joining Canas and some others in new pranks. I seriously kick myself for not getting in on this. I was allready creating a french/canadian secret society complete with weird rituals and shit, to see HOW far you can strectch peoples gullibility.

I've been trying to gauge his reaction, really, considering he was angered enough to want me "demodded", and now he's almost too friendly. I'm well aware of his desire to get me back for the complete embarrassment, and it seems to be the result of his over-affable approach towards me.

Although the prospect of him getting back at me is laughable enough, I can't wait to string him along again, should he attempt a "revenge prank".

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Posted at: 8/7/06 10:20 PM

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At 8/7/06 10:18 PM, -Canas- wrote: Although the prospect of him getting back at me is laughable enough, I can't wait to string him along again, should he attempt a "revenge prank".

Eh, he already tried to get me involved with one whether it was supposed to be on me or using my assistance I'm not sure. I told him he should just drop it and let the whole thing go because the more he fought the more he lost... He stopped talking to me after that.

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Posted at: 8/8/06 11:54 AM

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Oh, man. thats one of the funniest things I have EVER read. this would make a great movie.

I need a new sig and stuff.

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Posted at: 8/8/06 03:51 PM

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At 8/6/06 04:06 PM, Andersson wrote: So... who say this is gonna get into the NG BBS Gold collection?

Uh... you did?

At 8/6/06 04:39 PM, SicleOnASledge wrote: Eggy seemes to have gotten over it.

I have, in fact, gotten over it.

I hope he continues to come here, and maybe joining Canas and some others in new pranks.

I still post on the BBS, and no matter what, I'll remain a fan of NG. As for pranks, I'm not sure.

I seriously kick myself for not getting in on this.

I kick you for wanting to, but I can't blame you.

At 8/7/06 10:20 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: Eh, he already tried to get me involved with one whether it was supposed to be on me or using my assistance I'm not sure. I told him he should just drop it and let the whole thing go because the more he fought the more he lost... He stopped talking to me after that.

I am done with the attempt to get back at the people involved.

At 8/8/06 11:54 AM, Schlupi wrote: Oh, man. thats one of the funniest things I have EVER read. this would make a great movie.

I've thought about making a Flash game, but only becuase my actionscripting is a little rusty.

Also, to clear one last thing up, Only the people on my buddy list can reach me at SlightlyHominid. All Newgrounds releated IMs should go directly to my alt IM
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: Wait, when did the BBS become Gaia Online?


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At 8/6/06 04:06 PM, Andersson wrote: So... who say this is gonna get into the NG BBS Gold collection?

Hell yeah

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Posted at: 8/10/06 12:27 AM

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At 8/9/06 06:45 PM, Sanch wrote: That long post that really clears you of all charges of being a childish idiot is somewhat made nullified by the 'Canas is gay!' link in your signature.

Heh, as long as more people end up getting directed to the story, I really don't mind.

:)

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Posted at: 8/10/06 12:42 AM

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Funniest thing since Bigbadron's finger thread.

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At 8/10/06 12:27 AM, -Canas- wrote: Heh, as long as more people end up getting directed to the story, I really don't mind.

I read the story. It was long and it cost me money.

I'll decide in a week or two if it was worth it, but at this stage I'm leaning towards a yes answer.

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At 8/10/06 12:53 AM, -idle- wrote: I read the story. It was long and it cost me money.

I'll decide in a week or two if it was worth it, but at this stage I'm leaning towards a yes answer.

Truer words were never spoken from a dead man.

Or so we thought.

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Well, this was indeed funny. But I have to say that I don`t think you should have done this at the first place. I don`t want to sound like the buzz killer, but I really for sorry for the guy.

He thought that he was helping, talking to mods and getting into something interesting. And you evily yet hilariously led him into more lies and shit. Meh, I don`t think it`s his fault, consider tricking a mentaly chalenged guy into giving you his money. Is his fault giving you his money ? Nope, he is mentaly chalenged, in this case "Egg" is just a good person. A very gullible good person.

I thought I should post this, because every other person said you rule and "BEST THREAD IN DA UNIVERSE !!!!!!111uno1!!one!!" You need someone to plant the guilt seed.

Man I laughed and then I felt like shit. The guys that worked together to fool this guy should feel ashamed. Fuck you, and, this is the best thread of the year.

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Posted at: 8/10/06 01:35 AM

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lol im still on the first page >:P

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Posted at: 8/10/06 01:40 AM

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Guess what?

The Chronicles: A Newb's Tale

I am Darknessium, I do not forgive, I do not forget.

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Posted at: 8/11/06 01:27 AM

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truly a work of great minds and somewhat-detailed planning. the bbs can use more fiascoes like this. it keeps me occupied :)

you mods and your pranks.

At 8/10/06 01:40 AM, darknessium wrote: Guess what?

we all could have done without the irrelevant picture spam.


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Canas

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At 8/11/06 01:27 AM, worldfamous wrote: truly a work of great minds and somewhat-detailed planning. the bbs can use more fiascoes like this. it keeps me occupied :)

you mods and your pranks.

Actually, the entire thing was improvised and made up on the spot.

Very little if no planning. That way, nothing could really go wrong.

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At 8/11/06 01:29 AM, -Canas- wrote:
Very little if no planning. That way, nothing could really go wrong.

Cuz nothing was going to begin with.

This topic is awesome.

It should never die.

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At 8/11/06 01:29 AM, -Canas- wrote: Actually, the entire thing was improvised and made up on the spot.

Very little if no planning. That way, nothing could really go wrong.

o i knew you were making it up as you went along, to be sure. it was obvious from the beginning. i just needed more to say, and it sounded better than "blatant improvising" at the time.


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Posted at: 8/11/06 03:01 AM

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Little does he know that Canas is the most featured model on Pox's site

"SlightlyHominid: canas's life is in danger she said it herself!!!"

...OR DOES HE?! :o

I hope the ridicule ends in this thread...

So I'm basically awesome.


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Canas

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Posted at: 8/13/06 04:48 PM

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It appears a lot of people don't realize that the story continues to page two, and they message me wondering how it ended. So if you haven't read the entire thing, I suggest doing so.

I'm also looking for a site where I can host the story as a whole, to save people the trouble of scrolling through comments.

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Posted at: 8/17/06 03:13 PM

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At 8/13/06 04:48 PM, -Canas- wrote: I'm also looking for a site where I can host the story as a whole, to save people the trouble of scrolling through comments.

BigBadRon has a shit load of bandwidth, you can ask him if you can post it there.

No hard feelings, Canas?
By the way, I really thought that you were a girl.

At 7/17/07 10:31 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote:
: Wait, when did the BBS become Gaia Online?


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At 8/13/06 04:48 PM, -Canas- wrote: It appears a lot of people don't realize that the story continues to page two, and they message me wondering how it ended. So if you haven't read the entire thing, I suggest doing so.

I'm also looking for a site where I can host the story as a whole, to save people the trouble of scrolling through comments.

I'd host it. I own orangefoxgames.com so if you wanted a page to put it...

I mean it made me laugh like crazy, so I'd have no problem doing that.


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Posted at: 8/17/06 03:29 PM

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I still have wood from reading this satirical masterpiece.

canas the mod.

FUCK YEA

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Posted at: 9/2/06 05:38 PM

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Canas, you win.

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thanks for the tranny site!


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noobs ? where ? owww i see one posting this crappy topic.....


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Posted at: 9/20/06 07:53 AM

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Will all parties involved be staying after to sign autographs?

Seriously, an excellent way to start the morning. Today will be a good day.


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At 8/2/06 11:59 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote: FUCK YOU ALL! I'M LEAVING NG FOREVER! I WAS A FUCKING FAN YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!!!!!!!

lol you are gulliable. You actually that this was real??? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH ohh my stomach hurts from laughing HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA


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