Forum Topic: The Chronicles: A Newb's Tale

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DestroyerofMan

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Posted at: 8/3/06 06:15 PM

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He sounded like that kid from pwned.nl on the second page. All you have to do is add the REEEEEEEEH.


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Posted at: 8/3/06 07:06 PM

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Heh, what I also liked was the fact that he was helping to 'uncover the plot', though the only thing he actually did was let people message him and follow Canas' instructions.


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At 8/3/06 07:06 PM, Hoohah wrote: Heh, what I also liked was the fact that he was helping to 'uncover the plot', though the only thing he actually did was let people message him and follow Canas' instructions.

that he thought he*

It's late :/

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Canas

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Posted at: 8/3/06 07:24 PM

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At 8/3/06 07:06 PM, Hoohah wrote: Heh, what I also liked was the fact that he was helping to 'uncover the plot', though the only thing he actually did was let people message him and follow Canas' instructions.

Nevermind the fact that he never asked for the proof Poxpower was a moderator on the site, and he never bothered to snoop around the site himself. Although it was a tranny site, even an idiot would know that they don't have a "BBS" and "moderators".

I aslo would've thought the introduction of murder would've spooked any somewhat logical person off, but apparently not.

Good times.

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FOUR MORE YEARS. FOUR MORE YEARS.

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Posted at: 8/3/06 07:44 PM

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Canas, you must use your powers only for good!

If I hear about you tricking children into touching your penis I will be VERY disappointed in you.

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Posted at: 8/3/06 07:47 PM

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THIS IS AWESOME. KEEP IT UP.

you know what: oreo cookie chimcihanga.


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Canas

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Posted at: 8/3/06 07:51 PM

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At 8/3/06 07:44 PM, protege-moi wrote: If I hear about you tricking children into touching your penis I will be VERY disappointed in you.

Funny you should mention that uh...

:(

At 8/3/06 07:47 PM, 7887_tabs wrote: THIS IS AWESOME. KEEP IT UP.

OMG

READ THE REST.

-_-

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Posted at: 8/3/06 07:53 PM

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-Canas- read your PM's and post that in the chat pls....my pm explains why I can't.

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Posted at: 8/3/06 08:21 PM

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that was awesome. you win -Canas-

you know what: oreo cookie chimcihanga.


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Posted at: 8/3/06 08:34 PM

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LMAO

oh man, this is the funniest and best thing to happen in a LONG time on the BBS. Got a great laugh out of it
still laughing my ass off- priceless :)
great one canas. :)


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Posted at: 8/3/06 08:51 PM

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At 8/3/06 08:34 PM, Ziper27 wrote: LMAO

oh man, this is the funniest and best thing to happen in a LONG time on the BBS.

Made even Funnier By The fact that we took that kid for a Fucking Joy-ride.

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MattMan1

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Posted at: 8/3/06 08:54 PM

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Man that is some good stuff!


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Mr-Noobiwix

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Posted at: 8/3/06 09:14 PM

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well i did my summer reading -.- time for sleep


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psykolord

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Posted at: 8/4/06 02:34 AM

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I never thought I'd bother coming to the general section again, but moments like this make it all worth it. You guys have got so much bad karma from this, but I'd say it was worth it.


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Posted at: 8/4/06 03:02 AM

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Dude. Seriously, this is the best prank on NG ever, and it was the perfect person. Was it by chance you got the most gullible person in existance?


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Canas

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Posted at: 8/4/06 04:02 AM

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At 8/4/06 02:34 AM, psykolord wrote: I never thought I'd bother coming to the general section again, but moments like this make it all worth it.

This place bores the shit out of me, and if I didn't do this sort of thing I just might die as a result.

At 8/4/06 03:02 AM, ZombieSquirrel wrote: Dude. Seriously, this is the best prank on NG ever, and it was the perfect person. Was it by chance you got the most gullible person in existance?

I try a lot of this sort of bullshit, and usually they just play along. I never would've thought somebody could believe any of it, and for a while I figured he was playing along. Even when Wade checked his email and told me he really did fall for it all, I still didn't really believe it.

But Christ, am I glad he actually did.

~~ Paid by the people for Dr. Canas Octagon as President ~~
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AsthmaticHamster

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Posted at: 8/4/06 04:41 AM

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Ah! This was quite funny indeed! I was enjoying the story, until the death threaths began. If he did take them seriously, I kind of feel sorry for the guy. I mean, he's just 13, of course he's logically naive. Than again, you shouldn't be hanging around on the web at that age...

Anyway, it was still a fun prank! Congrats!

P.S. : Send the story to Tom Clancy, I'm sure he'll love it!


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Posted at: 8/4/06 05:01 AM

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At 8/4/06 04:02 AM, -Canas- wrote:
At 8/4/06 03:02 AM, ZombieSquirrel wrote: Dude. Seriously, this is the best prank on NG ever, and it was the perfect person. Was it by chance you got the most gullible person in existance?
I try a lot of this sort of bullshit, and usually they just play along. I never would've thought somebody could believe any of it, and for a while I figured he was playing along. Even when Wade checked his email and told me he really did fall for it all, I still didn't really believe it.

But Christ, am I glad he actually did.

So you just find users aim screen names, and do stuff like this, and you stumbled upon the perfect person? Haha, that is extremely lucky.


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Canas

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Posted at: 8/4/06 05:05 AM

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At 8/4/06 05:01 AM, ZombieSquirrel wrote: So you just find users aim screen names, and do stuff like this, and you stumbled upon the perfect person? Haha, that is extremely lucky.

I don't search so much as they come to me.

As stated in my original post, he contacted me originally. I get plenty of IM's and PM's for ridiculous reasons, this was just one of those I decided to play around with. It's usually the case with when you have a public AIM

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Posted at: 8/4/06 05:12 AM

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At 8/4/06 05:05 AM, -Canas- wrote:
At 8/4/06 05:01 AM, ZombieSquirrel wrote: So you just find users aim screen names, and do stuff like this, and you stumbled upon the perfect person? Haha, that is extremely lucky.
I don't search so much as they come to me.

Oh, I see.

As stated in my original post, he contacted me originally. I get plenty of IM's and PM's for ridiculous reasons, this was just one of those I decided to play around with. It's usually the case with when you have a public AIM

Haha, I'd have a public AIM just to get conversations like these. Did he contact you about demodding -pox-?


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Canas

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At 8/4/06 05:12 AM, ZombieSquirrel wrote: Haha, I'd have a public AIM just to get conversations like these. Did he contact you about demodding -pox-?

The original conversation had me brushing him off as another insane Newgrounder. But upon reading the convo he had with poxpower only moments prior, I decided to message him back pretending to believe him.

Really, I didn't have a purpose when I started it, other than a five minute exchange, and never speaking again. But I continued to improv, and he continued to believe everything I'd say. So it just kept going.

~~ Paid by the people for Dr. Canas Octagon as President ~~
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BrittanyIsWicked

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Posted at: 8/4/06 10:58 AM

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Brilliant! Best prank I've seen in a long time. Great job Canas!

Still can't believe he believed it!

And the questions never end, and the answers are never given, the only question I want known, will never be asked.

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Posted at: 8/4/06 11:50 AM

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GREATEST...THREAD...EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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At 8/4/06 11:52 AM, Furrydics wrote: oh no -canas- pleas dont ban me i just got off a ban pleas dont

If you're trying to make fun of me, you fail. If you're not, you fail even worse.

At 7/17/07 10:31 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote:
: Wait, when did the BBS become Gaia Online?


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Posted at: 8/5/06 12:54 AM

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Chapter 12 - The less emotional egg

They had done it, -Pox- was in a prison somewhere in Canada. He vowed one day to return, but our two heroes had survived, and didn't have the energy to think of what may happen in the future.

The great crusade of Eggford and Canas changed many peoples opinions about them. Canas wasn't just a evil mod, and Eggford wasn't just a 13 gullable dumbass noob (ha!), they were heroes.

EggfordTheEgg: Hey...
CanasNG: hm
EggfordTheEgg: The threads gotten rather popular.
EggfordTheEgg: With Wade posting in it and all.
CanasNG: lol
EggfordTheEgg: I was wondering if you could talk to Tremour and get it on his
site.
CanasNG: now why would you want that
EggfordTheEgg: I don't know, it's just such a funny thread.
EggfordTheEgg: And I did put a lot of work into it too, staying at my computer
the whole time.
CanasNG: LOL
CanasNG: trashing your room and all that
EggfordTheEgg: I have to take pics before I clean it up.
EggfordTheEgg: lol
CanasNG: i'm glad you see the humor in the whole ordeal now
EggfordTheEgg: Yeah, and you can't blame me for being pissed at the beggining.
EggfordTheEgg: Besides, I have a bunch of anger and depression problems that I
don't let NG know about.
CanasNG: yea, I understand
EggfordTheEgg: Cool.
EggfordTheEgg: I've goten at least 20 IMs since the thread.
EggfordTheEgg: You coul'd have not said who it was.
CanasNG: that wouldn't be as fun
EggfordTheEgg: I know...
EggfordTheEgg: How do you save IMs
EggfordTheEgg: ?
CanasNG: copy paste, haha
EggfordTheEgg: You copied and pasted the WHOLE thing into the thread?
EggfordTheEgg: Haha!
EggfordTheEgg: File->Save

At 7/17/07 10:31 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote:
: Wait, when did the BBS become Gaia Online?


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CmdrPsychodood

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Posted at: 8/5/06 02:32 PM

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Gullibility at its finest.

The Chronicles: A Newb's Tale

FALCON THRUST! YES! YES! YES! YES! YEEEEEEAAAAAH!


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Posted at: 8/5/06 02:38 PM

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I almost feel sorry for the guy. But a man can't help but laugh.

b^_^d

FALCON THRUST! YES! YES! YES! YES! YEEEEEEAAAAAH!


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Posted at: 8/6/06 03:29 AM

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The funniest story in existence.


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Posted at: 8/6/06 04:06 PM

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So... who say this is gonna get into the NG BBS Gold collection?


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JohnnyWang

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Posted at: 8/6/06 04:39 PM

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Haha, pure Au, this is.

Eggy seemes to have gotten over it. I hope he continues to come here, and maybe joining Canas and some others in new pranks. I seriously kick myself for not getting in on this. I was allready creating a french/canadian secret society complete with weird rituals and shit, to see HOW far you can strectch peoples gullibility.

Watch me waste cyberspace.
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