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At 8/3/06 03:11 AM, WadeFulp wrote:
Mr. Fulp,

Man, that PM system was an awesome idea.

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At 8/3/06 03:36 AM, GamesCool wrote: That part is the best. He makes himself sound like a revolutionary. He is risking his life writing the letter for the good of Newgrounds, like patriots did in the revolutionary war for the cause of independence.

But if you're being threatened by -poxpower- (!) you really need to be scared.
Seriously, I have not seen a good joke like this for a while on NG. Haha! <3 to Wade and Canas! ;)

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Hilarioius, I've never LOLed that hard at a BBS topic like that before.

At 8/3/06 03:33 AM, Jagazaar wrote:
At 8/2/06 08:07 PM, Maus wrote: Best ownage since the prank Mr. Destruction played on felces.
I can't say I've heard of that one. Would you mind giving me some details, or just a link please?

Hello.


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sorta reminds me of This.

Hilarious.


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hahahahaha... awesome conclusion...

I talked to him too... but lost the log files... he asked me once if it was a joke but never finished the thought, got him rapped right back up in it and made him believe I had to switch ips so pox wouldn't find me for telling him to lock his doors tonight. lol

Anyway, awesome conclusion. Best reaction ever.

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Posted at: 8/3/06 07:35 AM

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This is getting favorited, so I can lol again when I'm bored sometime. This has to be the most brilliant internet prank ever. I want to touch all of you involved, especially Canas, that beautiful woman.

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At 8/3/06 04:49 AM, teh_ecks_bawks_hater wrote:
At 8/3/06 03:33 AM, Jagazaar wrote: I can't say I've heard of that one. Would you mind giving me some details, or just a link please?
Hello.

Hahaha, that is indeed a good one also. "I AM NEW MODERATER", rofl!


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Absolute. Win.

I hardly ever come here anymore....

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Oh, just had a thought. Whoever's in charge of the NG BBS Goldmine needs to put this topic there, I think it easily deserves a place.


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At 8/3/06 07:55 AM, Jagazaar wrote: Oh, just had a thought. Whoever's in charge of the NG BBS Goldmine needs to put this topic there, I think it easily deserves a place.

Last I heard Andersson had control of that, send him a pm. :)

This definatly deserves to be on the list.

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this prank is what makes life worth living. i give it a 3000/10, hooray fractions


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Let me clear a couple things up. The FIRST tip I had was -Canas-'s PM saying he thought that his life was in danger. After that, All IM's and PM's were me playing along. I sent thee-mail to Tom and Wade to show that I was being picked on by mods in hopes that he would care.

Several times during the prank, I callled there bluff. I don't know who "RatMessiah" was, but he/she knew the whole time that I was beileving anything.

Last night, I threw a bunch of stuff in my room. It's going to take me a good 3 hours to clean up.

Fucking Canadians.

P.S.: Was Threkkster in on it the whole time?

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: Wait, when did the BBS become Gaia Online?


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At 8/2/06 07:43 PM, ChocloMan wrote: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Canas, you win.

Canas always wins, never PoxPower

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At 8/3/06 11:14 AM, EggfordTheEgg wrote: After that, All IM's and PM's were me playing along.

Ok, that I could believe, BUT...

Last night, I threw a bunch of stuff in my room. It's going to take me a good 3 hours to clean up.

Complete contradiction.

If you knew, why did you get so suddenly and aggressively angry that you threw stuff around?

It doesn't make any sense.

Quick, rethink your story so we don't think you're an idiot! =O

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At 8/3/06 11:21 AM, Fyndir wrote: If you knew, why did you get so suddenly and aggressively angry that you threw stuff around?

I knew that they were not serious, but I didn't know they were putting it all in a thread. Also, the fact that WadeFulp posted the email pissed me off, but then I realized it would just push -Canas- to appoligize.

At 7/17/07 10:31 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote:
: Wait, when did the BBS become Gaia Online?


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Posted at: 8/3/06 11:59 AM

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Simply brilliant, a whirlwind, tour-de-force, spectacular that grabs you by the collar and doesn't let go. A Gripping, edgy, and sophisticated read that twists and turns through the seedy underbelly of online animated entertainment. A shocking revelation of internal power and evil gone unchecked in a world where we look to the Middle East for threats.

Plus it was fucking HI-larious.

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Based on IM conversations, I guess?

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Looks like someones Penning up the script for a sequal

EggfordTheEgg: Hey!
EggfordTheEgg: Mind helping me out?
MindChamber001: with what
EggfordTheEgg: I'm planning to get back at Canas and Pox for what they did to me.
MindChamber001: what did they do to you
EggfordTheEgg: http://www.newground../topic.php?id=539198

MindChamber001: funny stuff
EggfordTheEgg: If it was you, funny wouldn't be the right word.
MindChamber001: how about hilarious?
EggfordTheEgg: .....
MindChamber001: yep..looks like you got owned, good and proper, wtf do you want me to do about it.
EggfordTheEgg: I want to prank them...
MindChamber001: no thanks i run multible porn sites, I cant be brought out by accident because of some prank
EggfordTheEgg: I'm sure you do...
MindChamber001: yeah man http://robotsex.com
EggfordTheEgg: Suuure...
MindChamber001: w/e
MindChamber001: I have bills ta pay
EggfordTheEgg: there's no better way to make money?
MindChamber001: nope, sorry I cant help ya
EggfordTheEgg: It's OK. I understand

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Greatest thread of all time. No joke.

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At 8/3/06 11:14 AM, EggfordTheEgg wrote: Let me clear a couple things up. The FIRST tip I had was -Canas-'s PM saying he thought that his life was in danger. After that, All IM's and PM's were me playing along. I sent thee-mail to Tom and Wade to show that I was being picked on by mods in hopes that he would care.

LOL.

If you didn't believe it, why'd you send that email to Tom and Wade about "our crusade" to end the evil reign of poxpower?

If you didn't believe it, why didn't you send them emails about the prank we were playing, and how mean the moderators were being by pulling this elaborate prank?

If you didn't believe it, why'd you get so pissed off posting all caps and trashing your entire house?

Several times during the prank, I callled there bluff. I don't know who "RatMessiah" was, but he/she knew the whole time that I was beileving anything.

Last night, I threw a bunch of stuff in my room. It's going to take me a good 3 hours to clean up.

Fucking Canadians.

P.S.: Was Threkkster in on it the whole time?

Lol, who?

If you know it was a prank, wouldn't you know if he was?

Oh man.

At 8/3/06 11:39 AM, EggfordTheEgg wrote: I knew that they were not serious, but I didn't know they were putting it all in a thread. Also, the fact that WadeFulp posted the email pissed me off, but then I realized it would just push -Canas- to appoligize.

This only further proves how gullable you are.

Any apology made was surely in sarcastic and satirical fashion. Although I felt a little bad that you fell for the entire thing, it was clearly worth it.

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WIN lol that was great


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He threw stuff in his room.

THE HISSY FIT HEARD ROUND THE WORLD

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At 8/3/06 04:36 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: He threw stuff in his room.

THE HISSY FIT HEARD ROUND THE WORLD

I'd be quite upset too.

Then again, I never would've fallen for something so ridiculously absurd.

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Jesus, great trick. This has to be put on frontpage or something, just so cool.

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At 8/2/06 11:42 PM, -Canas- wrote: The bastard... he was speaking with Egg! They had a lengthy conversation, and the smart little guy guessed that it was poxpower only a few lines in.

For the record, this actually happened. Some of you may have just thought that was part of my dramatic story, but it wasn't.

I signed off CanasNG after saying "FUCK", and waiting for a good five minutes. Upon signed back on, he messaged me with a "what happened" type of response. I began to act like I was poxpower acting like me, at which he guessed a couple lines into the conversation, just as I wanted him too.

When pretending to be poxpower, I used poor grammar and the words "aboot" and "eh", as referenced in an early chapter as the way poxpower talks. Unfortunately, I did not save this conversation, by my own human error, but it was most certainly bone-chilling. At least for him.

I told him to stop trying to uncover the truth, and signed off CanasNG. I waited another few moments before messaging him as NG Canas, at which point the final chapter took place.

So, do note that there was an actual conversation where I pretended to be -poxpower- hacking on to CanasNG. I would love to re-read this AIM convo, yet I don't believe they automatically save onto your computer. I was a little upset that I didn't copy this one, as it was BY FAR the most overdramatic and humorous convo of them all.

etc.

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Canas, next time make sure you get dead aim or a similar program. Those programs save all your aim conversations as they take place so you can look back and see who you talked to when and what you said what. I unfortunatly was using standard aol so I didn't get any of them saved either, but they are still out there.

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At 8/3/06 05:39 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: Canas, next time make sure you get dead aim or a similar program. Those programs save all your aim conversations as they take place so you can look back and see who you talked to when and what you said what. I unfortunatly was using standard aol so I didn't get any of them saved either, but they are still out there.

Honestly, I doubt there will be a next time, considering it's impossible to top this.

But thanks for the heads up

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At 8/3/06 05:41 PM, -Canas- wrote: Honestly, I doubt there will be a next time, considering it's impossible to top this.

o_O
Have you not read a single post in this bbs. I'm absolutly positive you could top this. You just have to push the right buttons and find someone gullible. The more questions you ask, the further you lead them into their imagination...

Anyway, just the stupidity level of the bbs convinces me its possible to top this. The moral implications and guaranteed ride to hell that would be involved with topping this scare me a bit, but it could be done. :)

That said, this is still fucking hilarious and always will be. I can't believe the kid trashed his house over an internet thread.

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At 8/3/06 05:49 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: Have you not read a single post in this bbs. I'm absolutly positive you could top this. You just have to push the right buttons and find someone gullible. The more questions you ask, the further you lead them into their imagination...

Doing another one would only take away from the original.

All sequels ruin great films.

:)

Anyway, just the stupidity level of the bbs convinces me its possible to top this. The moral implications and guaranteed ride to hell that would be involved with topping this scare me a bit, but it could be done. :)

I don't argue that there is somebody out there far more dumb and gullible than Egg, but the motivation to find this person is minimal.

That said, this is still fucking hilarious and always will be. I can't believe the kid trashed his house over an internet thread.

:D

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