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Mwahahahahahah.... I havn't cracked a smile that wide at anything on the bbs in a long time.

I don't even know what to think about that... I mean, you probably could have gotten the kid to send you money.... lol

Words can not describe the win of this topic... and canas is the only mod that kept it up the entire time, the sarcasm dripping from pox and jonas's posts.... lol....

At 8/2/06 09:31 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: Mwahahahahahah.... I havn't cracked a smile that wide at anything on the bbs in a long time.

I don't even know what to think about that... I mean, you probably could have gotten the kid to send you money.... lol

Words can not describe the win of this topic... and canas is the only mod that kept it up the entire time, the sarcasm dripping from pox and jonas's posts.... lol....

Honestly, I will be completely surprised if he hasn't been playing along this entire time. If so, hats off to him for making an entertaining topic nonetheless.

Although the way it looks, he may just be a naive kid.

-Canas-, if he doesn't know now, he should be ashamed. When he finds this topic his outburst will be hilarious if he thinks its real... and by thinks it real I obviously mean he found the truth and am just hiding my actions so that I may live another day with out you calling my mother.

this is awesome

Wow this is deep, very deep like that time I tried digging a hole to China and that hole was really really deep.

-----Chapter Ten: He's here

I sent the PM, and I was yet to get a response from Tom. I was getting worried... why hadn't he responded yet? Is he dealing with -poxpower- as we speak? I rested my head down on my desk in exhaustion. Only a few moments after I did so, a message window popped up

EggfordTheEgg: What did I miss?
CanasNG: not much. I sent the PM and I haven't got a response
CanasNG: i'm thinking that redface character is either poxpower, or poxpower's friend
EggfordTheEgg: agreed
CanasNG: because they said they murdered somebody
CanasNG: he may just be saying that to try and scare us off
EggfordTheEgg: Obviously the situation hasn't gotten to that level yet. And I bet we're the first to find him anyway/
EggfordTheEgg: While I was eating I thought of a possibility. What was that PA name that you thought was Tom?
CanasNG: I thought it was Wade, and it was Perkasie
EggfordTheEgg: Wade would've thought, when making that account that no one would find him.
EggfordTheEgg: I think it's his password.
CanasNG: hmm perhaps
EggfordTheEgg: nope
EggfordTheEgg: While I was gone, I think I got a message from GumOnShoe, do you think that I should see what he wants?
CanasNG: hmm, never heard of him
CanasNG: might as well
EggfordTheEgg: OK
EggfordTheEgg: He's logged off.
CanasNG: wonder what he wanted
EggfordTheEgg: I want to get a hold of RedFace again...
CanasNG: best be careful with that person, though
CanasNG: whoever they are
EggfordTheEgg: Can you do a search for BBS users with a AIM SN listed as RedFaceNG.
EggfordTheEgg: ?
EggfordTheEgg: If he has a high amount of post/early sign up date it's most likely not Pox.
CanasNG: then again, he could've used Redface's newgrounds password to hack on to his AIM
CanasNG: so it's really going to do no good
EggfordTheEgg: Good point.
EggfordTheEgg: I say we should bring trust-worthy mods into this.
EggfordTheEgg: Do you know any?
CanasNG: I think Zerok can be trusted, i've known him for a while
EggfordTheEgg: PMing him is a bit risky, and he's not logged on.
EggfordTheEgg: NVM he is logged on.
CanasNG: hmm, how should we approach him
EggfordTheEgg: Does he have MSN, PalTalk or something else that he'd be logged as
CanasNG: not that I know of...
EggfordTheEgg: Or we could send a PM telling him ro sign on to AIM.
CanasNG: Oh shit
CanasNG: fuck
CanasNG: FUCK
EggfordTheEgg: WHAT?
CanasNG signed off at 10:58 PM

A bonechilling knock at my door roused my attention immediately. I didn't have to look to know who it was. Perhaps...- perhaps if I ignore him.. he'll leave. Another knock echoed off my walls. Shit... shit! What do I do? It was at that moment I saw my conveniently placed three iron resting against my fireplace. Obscure as it was, I wasn't about to argue with the illogical and terrible plot twist.

9-1..... - that's when I felt it... his blow was swift... accurate... I didn't make it... darkness... cold.. rest

This thread makes my brain tingle.

Best thread ever.

-----Chapter Eleven: ...

I awoke in a stupor, for a few moments, I couldn't remember what I was so worried about before i-... oh... Oh shit. My head was throbbing, and as I brought my hands back towards me face, I realized they were drenched in blood. Poxpower was gone, my window was shattered... but for some reason he kept me alive.

Upon returning to my desk, I switched the computer back on. I barely made it back from the basement, but I just had to warn Egg. As soon as I signed on, the messages began

EggfordTheEgg: HE...TALK...TO...ME
EggfordTheEgg: !
EggfordTheEgg: !
EggfordTheEgg: !
NG Canas: what?
NG Canas: It said something about IPS and shit, and AIM error
EggfordTheEgg: It's over.
NG Canas: what happened?
NG Canas: what are you talking about?
EggfordTheEgg: Pox took ur account and threatened me!
NG Canas: no way
NG Canas: Are you serious?
EggfordTheEgg: We need to stop talking about him.
EggfordTheEgg: Forever.
NG Canas: man
NG Canas: this is way over our heads
EggfordTheEgg: I thought this was all a joke being played on me at fist, that a couple of users decided to piss me off, but this is BAD.
NG Canas: I think we should leave this for a while... if he's that serious
NG Canas: perhaps some things are better left unsolved
EggfordTheEgg: It's not just us that are in danger, though.
EggfordTheEgg: There are LIVES that need to be saved!
NG Canas: yea, lets just keep this our secret for a while... we could put a lot of people in danger
NG Canas: i'm almost positive redface was poxpower now
EggfordTheEgg: That's how he knows
NG Canas: yea... so are you ok with keeping this hush?
EggfordTheEgg: no.
EggfordTheEgg: I'm scared.
EggfordTheEgg: He is IN my town.
NG Canas: what did he say, exactly
EggfordTheEgg: he said not to be worried about you, and everything is none of my besiness and to stop talking
NG Canas: I think we should take his advice before people get hurt
EggfordTheEgg: I FOUND POX'S ALT AIM IT'S ratmessiah!
NG Canas: who knows how deep this goes
NG Canas: just don't talk to people
NG Canas: pretend none of this happened
NG Canas: we don't know when he's watching, or what accounts he has
EggfordTheEgg: I'm telling him we agreed.
NG Canas: good.. lets not talk about this again though
EggfordTheEgg: He's not responding...
NG Canas: weird
NG Canas: there is something about this guy I don't think we want to mess with
EggfordTheEgg: I think he knows where I am. He just needs the house.
NG Canas: he won't do anything if we shut-up
NG Canas: i'm sure
NG Canas: he can't
EggfordTheEgg: I'm not sure... He's a pshyco?
NG Canas: maybe...
NG Canas: we need to stop, thats for sure. That's what he wants, we'll give him what he wants
EggfordTheEgg: Good-bye. I'm going to block you.
EggfordTheEgg signed off at 9:31:18 PM.
EggfordTheEgg signed on at 9:35:39 PM.
EggfordTheEgg: If my guess is correct, Pox can see me and what I do on my screen.
NG Canas: uhhh, thats not good
NG Canas: what the fuck
NG Canas: how would he do that
EggfordTheEgg: If that's true, right now he should see me opening a new email file, directed to Tom Fulp.
EggfordTheEgg: I figure that we should get this over with..
NG Canas: that oughta stop him
EggfordTheEgg: I'll send it

It's over... Pox's dirty fetish would be revealed, and not only would he be demodded, he would most likely serve jail time. I lost feeling to most of my limbs.. but that didn't matter.. we survived... it's done... now I can go back to sleep..

.....

.....

Pox, what an evil canuck.

BEHIND THE SCENES: I tell him

-----
EggfordTheEgg: It's all over now.
CanasNG: it is?
EggfordTheEgg: I gave enough info to both Tom and Wade to get his ass banned.
CanasNG: good, good.
CanasNG: I should probably tell you something though
EggfordTheEgg: This was all a joke, wasn't it?
CanasNG: http://www.newground../topic.php?id=539198

CanasNG: All a joke, yea
EggfordTheEgg: I knew the whole time
EggfordTheEgg: !!!
CanasNG: Lol, we gotcha
EggfordTheEgg: I said that so many times
CanasNG: hahaha
CanasNG: Nah, I fooled you pretty good
CanasNG: :-)
EggfordTheEgg: Nope.
EggfordTheEgg: Great.
EggfordTheEgg: Can I be un-banned now.
CanasNG: that, unfortunatly had nothing to do with the joke
CanasNG: rofl
EggfordTheEgg: yes it did!
CanasNG: Lol, actually, thats where I got the idea from
CanasNG: but i'll tell the mod you learned your lesson
CanasNG: :-)
EggfordTheEgg: who was it.
CanasNG: that, I can't say, but i'll tell he/she to unban you
EggfordTheEgg: how long was this planed for?
EggfordTheEgg: Since I met Tom at Comic Con?
CanasNG: actually, it was all made up on the spot
EggfordTheEgg: fuck that makes me even more mad
EggfordTheEgg: !!!
EggfordTheEgg: !
EggfordTheEgg: !
EggfordTheEgg: 1
EggfordTheEgg: 1
EggfordTheEgg: 1
EggfordTheEgg: 1
-----

I'm quite sure he was just trying to make himself not foolish, although i'm sure he got the feeling that it had to be a joke a few times. Whether or not he believed the entire thing, well, only he knows. Either way, it made for a very humorous topic.

Thank you all for reading.

FUCK YOU ALL! I'M LEAVING NG FOREVER! I WAS A FUCKING FAN YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!!!!!!!

At 8/2/06 11:59 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote: FUCK YOU ALL! I'M LEAVING NG FOREVER! I WAS A FUCKING FAN YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!!!!!!!

I laughed at this.

At 8/2/06 11:59 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote: FUCK YOU ALL! I'M LEAVING NG FOREVER! I WAS A FUCKING FAN YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!!!!!!!

Keep fighting for the cause.

At 8/3/06 12:03 AM, JackPhantasm wrote:

At 8/2/06 11:59 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote: FUCK YOU ALL! I'M LEAVING NG FOREVER! I WAS A FUCKING FAN YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!!!!!!!

I laughed at this.

Fuck you.

At 8/3/06 12:04 AM, EggfordTheEgg wrote:
Fuck you.

BIG MAN, WITH THE F-WORD, LAYIN IT DOWN, KICKING MY ASS

My ass, has been kicked. By the BIG MAN.

EggfordTheEgg: You'll be de-modded. FUCKER!
EggfordTheEgg signed off at 10:06:05 PM.

Take a joke, bro.

:(

ROFL

At 8/3/06 12:10 AM, -Canas- wrote:
Take a joke, bro.

(

This is what happens when you don't block the person when they first message you, Jerry. Things get serious, people's feelings get hurt.

You should apologize.

At 8/3/06 12:10 AM, -Canas- wrote: EggfordTheEgg: You'll be de-modded. FUCKER!
EggfordTheEgg signed off at 10:06:05 PM.

Take a joke, bro.

(

ROFL

Oh my, watch out.

A User is going to demod you.

LOL

You're right Jack.

I'm a terrible person.

At 8/3/06 03:11 AM, WadeFulp wrote: Mr. Fulp,

Gahahaha!

Oh man, he really believed it all.

Poor kid, I feel terrible now.

Oh my fucking god, this topic wins so much it's ungodly. Seriously, you guys are going to hell, but if anything it's completely worth it. Christ, I can't get over how gullible and serious that poor kid is, I'm seriously wiping away tears from laughing so damn hard! This gets my vote for 'best topic so far 2006', many kudos you guys! XD

At 8/2/06 08:07 PM, Maus wrote: Best ownage since the prank Mr. Destruction played on felces.

I can't say I've heard of that one. Would you mind giving me some details, or just a link please?

At 8/3/06 03:11 AM, WadeFulp wrote:

Things got interesting and eventually ended in me writing this email, even though my life it threatened when I do so.

That's fregin hilarious.

That part is the best. He makes himself sound like a revolutionary. He is risking his life writing the letter for the good of Newgrounds, like patriots did in the revolutionary war for the cause of independence.

At 8/2/06 11:59 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote: FUCK YOU ALL! I'M LEAVING NG FOREVER! I WAS A FUCKING FAN YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!!!!!!!

Oh dear, you got punked so badly, dude. Now, normally I'm not a fan of over-used pictures, but I feel that this one perfectly suits the occasion. I really mean it.

At 8/3/06 03:33 AM, Jagazaar wrote: Oh my fucking god, this topic wins so much it's ungodly. Seriously, you guys are going to hell, but if anything it's completely worth it. Christ, I can't get over how gullible and serious that poor kid is, I'm seriously wiping away tears from laughing so damn hard! This gets my vote for 'best topic so far 2006', many kudos you guys! XD

Ah, well, I couldn't have done it without the help of -poxpower-, Jonas, and Redface. Or at least, it wouldn't have been as entertaining.

Thanks for reading it.

At least the prospect of reading for an elongated period of time scared off plenty of the morons who most assuredly clicked on the topic.

HAHAH JERRY. this is amazing, you're making me reread shit l;sdklfjlsdk
i lol'd before when i first read it, WASN'T THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU? is ANYTHING enough for you?

At 8/3/06 03:43 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: HAHAH JERRY. this is amazing, you're making me reread shit l;sdklfjlsdk
i lol'd before when i first read it, WASN'T THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU? is ANYTHING enough for you?

Did you ever know... that you're my hero?

At 8/3/06 03:11 AM, WadeFulp wrote: Mr. Fulp,

Goodness gracious, he actually sent off a PM/email.
Gullibility to the extreme.

Can't help but pity the fellow.

At 8/3/06 03:48 AM, -Canas- wrote:

At 8/3/06 03:43 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: HAHAH JERRY. this is amazing, you're making me reread shit l;sdklfjlsdk
i lol'd before when i first read it, WASN'T THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU? is ANYTHING enough for you?

Did you ever know... that you're my hero?

You are the wind beneath my wings.