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This is a true story following the crusade of one, thirteen-year old Newgrounds user. His diatribe of brilliance begins with a message to one of our moderators, -poxpower-. Throughout the course of the story, many new characters materialize… villains and heroes alike. So, get comfortable, get some pop-corn, and get ready for

THE CHRONICLES: A NEWB’S TALE

NOTE. I will use bold type as narration.

----- Chapter One: The Mod’s Secret

SlightlyHominid: hello?
poxpower: yus
SlightlyHominid: my friend gave me this sn and said that you were a mod on a porn site
SlightlyHominid: is this true?
SlightlyHominid: kl;p'[
poxpower: I don't know how he knew, but yeah I moderate a porn site
SlightlyHominid: HAHAHAH tom wouldn't be too happy to hear that :-(
poxpower: yeah don't tell him I mod there: http://www.planorep.org/tranny.html (nsfw)
poxpower: its a good paying job though
SlightlyHominid: omg i was talking about ng
SlightlyHominid: you better be joking lol
SlightlyHominid: r u kidding???

Later:

SlightlyHominid: fuck my friend just clicked the link and there's pop ups everywhere
SlightlyHominid: im only 13 and hes 11
poxpower: well you asked

-----

Immediately following his disturbing discovery, SlightlyHominid contacted me. At first I was skeptical about this conspiracy, but he quickly convinced me.

----- Chapter Two: Allies Form

SlightlyHominid: are you still mad at me?
CanasNG: No, you were completely right!
SlightlyHominid: ur not being funny
SlightlyHominid: he gave me the URL of the site, i'll recognize it if you in fact found him
CanasNG: ok
CanasNG: http://www.planorep.org/tranny.html
SlightlyHominid: OMG that's it!!!
CanasNG: Dude, it's sick
SlightlyHominid: oh so now you enjoy the porn site
SlightlyHominid: or do you mean sick as in bad
CanasNG: It's sick as in disgusting
SlightlyHominid: o ok
SlightlyHominid: now that all this is over, can i be un-banned>
CanasNG: Oh it's not over
CanasNG: I am disgusted by this
SlightlyHominid: ?
CanasNG: AND THERE WILL MOST CERTAINLY BE JUSTICE
SlightlyHominid: DAMN IT!
CanasNG: Look, I can get you unbanned just yet man
CanasNG: we gotta keep this undercover for a bit longer
SlightlyHominid: when my friend was over here he painted my fat kid figure blue
CanasNG: we can't let him get suspicious
SlightlyHominid: there needs to be justice!
CanasNG: this is serious business
SlightlyHominid: whoops
CanasNG: so don't say anything to anybody
SlightlyHominid: i kinda just rubbed it in his face
SlightlyHominid: and I already contacted all the mods but they don't believe
SlightlyHominid: me
CanasNG: It's ok
CanasNG: they don't need to know just yet
CanasNG: we've gotta get more dirt on him
CanasNG: then we can STRIKE
SlightlyHominid: u think there's more?
CanasNG: There HAS to be more
CanasNG: you just sit tight, and try not to tell anybody else
SlightlyHominid: how can i
SlightlyHominid: im banned for 3 days
CanasNG: This could be the biggest thing to hit newgrounds since.... flash SlightlyHominid: since the PM system!!!
SlightlyHominid: oh wait...
SlightlyHominid: i'll just let you take care of it
SlightlyHominid: this is way over my head
SlightlyHominid: im only 13
CanasNG: oh it's very serious
CanasNG: don't worry
CanasNG: action will be taken

-----

The following conversation was taken to PM’s, just incase –poxpower- was getting suspicious that we had both been on AIM… seemingly silent.

----- Chapter Three: Death by Pay-check
At 08/02/06 02:53 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote
I think we should let people know about pox. It's getting too ricky to keep it a secret.
-Eggford

At 08/02/06 03:53 PM, -Canas- wrote
Just a little while longer... I can't let him find out of there is a plot against him. I don't know what he'll do to me, but this is very serious.

At 08/02/06 05:00 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote
Does he know you in real life, otherwise he will just be demoded and he can't do anything. You don't get paid to be a mod, right?

At 08/02/06 05:34 PM, -Canas- wrote
He is well aware of where I live, and infact, he delivers my pay-checks from Tom to my house.

So it's best if we take this cautiously.

-----

The danger was becoming overwhelming. I had put my own head on the chopping block, and I was sure –poxpower- was going to uncover our plot to overthrow his tyrannical transsexual tirade.

----- Chapter Four: Proceed with Caution

At 08/02/06 05:43 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote
This could be a BIG problem. When he's confronted, he will lose money, and he'll know you did it. Perhaps we can keep it a secret that you knew about the whole thing and get someone else, who -poxpower- doesn't know where they are to confront him. Knowing that he could find you, you should drop out of this and let someone like Tom handle it.

-Eggford

At 08/02/06 05:48 PM, -Canas- wrote
But... if he finds out that it was me.

I could even be killed.

I don't know what to do man....

At 08/02/06 06:01 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote
It wasn't you, remember? You don't care about it, like you said on AIM. You don't believe me. Stay put, I think I'll talk to Evark first, he's on AIM (That way, there's no chance of -poxpower- using his mod powers to pull anything).

I'm sorry for bringing you in to all this.

-Eggford

At 08/02/06 06:15 PM, -Canas- wrote
Oh god... I hope he doesn't find out.

-----

Eggford and I were getting desperate. It seemed we were two men, trapped in a web of lies. In an attempt to gain more allies, Eggford contacted Jonas. Little did he know…

TO BE CONTINUED...

BEING CONTINUED

----- Chapter Five: The Corruption runs deep

At 08/02/06 06:16 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote
I'm talking to BitterClock on AIM, he's one of the mods. He doesn't believe me, and I think he works for a porn site too!

SlightlyHominid: hello!
SlightlyHominid: thank god ur online
Bitterclock: God has no point in my life.
SlightlyHominid: ok
SlightlyHominid: ur a mod on NG right
Bitterclock: That and a porn site known as freebearsex.com
Bitterclock: Why do you ask?
SlightlyHominid: not you too!!!
SlightlyHominid: fuck
Bitterclock: What?
SlightlyHominid: -poxpower- is a mod on a porn site and i found out and his modship is being threatened now
SlightlyHominid: canas tried to help but i just found out that pox knows where she lives
Bitterclock: Pff.... He's canadian.
SlightlyHominid: canas's life is in danger she said it herself!!!
Bitterclock: Dude, I've met Pox. He doesn't like the ladies.
SlightlyHominid: this isn't some sort of joke
SlightlyHominid: Pox delivers monthly checks from Tom to Canas
SlightlyHominid: TYPE FASTER THERE'S NO TIME!!
Bitterclock: *pats your head* Dude, you're obviously confused. Tom doesn't pay anyone on his staff, for modding, or art generally. Tom only pays us based on ban length.
SlightlyHominid: DAMNIT!!!
Bitterclock: Dude, if I were really worried, even then there would be time.
Bitterclock: Canas lives in like Brazil or something.
Bitterclock: Canada to Brazil is like 4 tanks of gas.
SlightlyHominid: this isn't time for jokes
SlightlyHominid: plz help or you're letting the entire NG community down
SlightlyHominid: canas sent me another pm
SlightlyHominid: she's getting even more upset about it

At 08/02/06 06:30 PM, -Canas wrote
God damnit.

I think he thinks this is a joke, saying I live in Brazil and all that bullshit.

Fuck

-----

We were trapped. My name had been put out on the open, and that bastard Jonas would surely tell –poxpower- our ploy to demod him. All was lost.

----- Chapter Six: The Final Goodbye

At 08/02/06 06:40 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote
It turns out the mod I was talking to is paid to make cartoons for the mature section. That really didn't help much, and now I don't really care about Newgrounds anymore. Tom is no longer my hero.

-Eggford

Save my account for me, I might be back.

At 08/02/06 06:50 PM, -Canas- wrote

I'll try and keep everything together while you're gone, bro...

The corruption may run deeper than just a few mods.

-----

And with that, he rode off into the sunset. Never to be heard of again… or so we all thought..

EPILOGUE

EggfordTheEgg: You blocked me, -Canas-? :'(
CanasNG: it was necessary
CanasNG: I think poxpower figured out my AIM password
EggfordTheEgg: Well, I'm making friends with him now
EggfordTheEgg: he's not going to hurt you.
EggfordTheEgg: Are you OK?
CanasNG: he could very easily read this conversation when he logs on to my account
CanasNG: I can't speak
EggfordTheEgg: I think I understand
EggfordTheEgg: OMG, he says he's going to kill me!!!
EggfordTheEgg: He says he has the full list of IPs for every user that ever posted on the BBS!!!
CanasNG: oh fuck...

The… end?

The chilling conclusion:

EggfordTheEgg: Pox, I think we need to stop fighting about this. I'm willing to drop it.
poxpower: about what?
poxpower: we're fighting?
poxpower: lol
EggfordTheEgg: About you being a mod on that "one website".
poxpower: we're fighting about what?
poxpower: what am I figting for here?
EggfordTheEgg: You know what I'm talking about
poxpower: haha
poxpower: what do I get if I win again?
EggfordTheEgg: You said that if Tom knew about it, you'd lose your modship.
EggfordTheEgg: I'm telling you that I won't tell hin
EggfordTheEgg: him.*
poxpower: I changed my mind, you can tell him
poxpower: so what do I get now?
poxpower: are you sending me money or something?
EggfordTheEgg: So you won't do anything to hurt Tom or anyone else?
EggfordTheEgg: ARE YOU?!
poxpower: what the fuck are you talking about
EggfordTheEgg: There are some people who think that you might do something to them if you lost your modship.
EggfordTheEgg: Maybe even kill them.
poxpower: Well of course
poxpower: mods have a full list of IPs from everyone, with that we can figure out your name and where you live
poxpower: so I have all that already, so if anything happens to me or my account, I'm going down the basement, I'll grab a chainsaw and go on a roadtrip
EggfordTheEgg: If this is a threat, then I'll have to contact more than Tom
poxpower: You're insane, seriously, leave me alone or I'll call the army
poxpower: or the FBI
poxpower: or both
poxpower: or even worse, YOUR MOM
EggfordTheEgg: Please, Pox. You're scaring me. Just STOP JOKING.
poxpower: I have your phone number, I can call your mother
poxpower: she'll know all about you visiting "porn" sites!!
EggfordTheEgg: You're threats won't work.
EggfordTheEgg: My mom knows Tom Fulp.
poxpower: I know, they sleep together :o We have pictures in the lounge
poxpower: She thinks you're a good boy
EggfordTheEgg: Now you're just being an asshole.
poxpower: well anyways, its been fun but yeah the joke's over and I have work to do
poxpower: bye

*blocks*

And that was that.

I hope he doesn't find out...

... that you're a tranny.

Enthralling and suspensful.

I was satisfied.

Fuck, the original thread was so funny.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Canas, you win.

Rofl, Canas is a beautiful lady :)

At 8/2/06 07:39 PM, -poxpower- wrote: poxpower: I have your phone number, I can call your mother

-----
EggfordTheEgg: fuck my phone!
CanasNG: Oh no... don't pick it up
EggfordTheEgg: That was the scariest moment of my life
EggfordTheEgg: It was Chase Bank.
CanasNG: .... thank god
CanasNG: we've gotta be more careful bro
EggfordTheEgg: hold on
EggfordTheEgg: i'll check the line again
EggfordTheEgg: it's ok
EggfordTheEgg: You're a mod. I need you to tell me if it's possible, given the information a mod has, to get my phone number.
CanasNG: he could very easily figure this out.. using IP and resolving your address
CanasNG: he has the tools... he could figured out the number your internet is registered to
EggfordTheEgg: JESUS CRIST, DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE A "PRIVACY POLICY"!
EggfordTheEgg: Oh shit, the number that my internet is registered to would be my dad's office.
CanasNG: You better tell your father... he could easily manipulate him to find your home
EggfordTheEgg: my dad might be mad if he finds out im a regular on the BBS
CanasNG: ah, in that case... you'd better not tell him
CanasNG: pox may get confused when he calls the number, since it's a business line
CanasNG: for now, just lay low... I've gotta go
EggfordTheEgg: k
EggfordTheEgg: cya
-----

Poxpower... you sadistic son of a bitch

It didn't stop . This is like the side story or some shit. Like the adventures of Tag and Bink, word.

SlightlyHominid (6:20:34 PM): I told -Canas- to get online to let you know I'm not fucking around
Bitterclock (6:21:21 PM): How am I letting the community down?
Bitterclock (6:21:33 PM): The forums are less than 1% of the monthly traffic.
SlightlyHominid (6:22:05 PM): well still KILLING a mod who is highly valued by tom is letting the community down
Bitterclock (6:22:24 PM): So what makes you think Tom would let this happen?
SlightlyHominid (6:22:40 PM): don't you get it?
SlightlyHominid (6:22:44 PM): Tom has no idea
SlightlyHominid (6:23:00 PM): -Canas told me not to tell him
SlightlyHominid (6:23:14 PM): if he finds out, more hell will break lose
SlightlyHominid (6:23:24 PM): besides, i already pmed him
Bitterclock (6:23:42 PM): So... wait how is Canas' life at stake?
SlightlyHominid (6:24:03 PM): I don't know
SlightlyHominid (6:25:03 PM): she seems to think that if -poxpower- finds out that she is part of this whole plan to get him demoded pox will be so upset that he'll kill her
SlightlyHominid (6:25:14 PM): wait, am i getting these genders right?
Bitterclock (6:25:25 PM): So wait... pox is getting demodded for what?
SlightlyHominid (6:25:38 PM): WORKING FOR A PORN SITE!!!
SlightlyHominid (6:26:26 PM): and you better be joking about working for a porn site
Bitterclock (6:27:06 PM): Tom hired me because of that... you are very confused.
SlightlyHominid (6:27:22 PM): wait, slow down?
SlightlyHominid (6:27:30 PM): tom hired you why?
Bitterclock (6:29:04 PM): Because I work in advertising. I moderate and sell ads for porn which is newgrounds bread and butter. 87 % of all unique users go to the adult games at least twice a day.
Bitterclock (6:29:26 PM): Seriously, how do you kids get these ideas in your head?
SlightlyHominid (6:29:53 PM): so your saying that you work for a porn site that works for NG?
Bitterclock (6:30:16 PM): No, I worked for a porn site, until Newgrounds hired me to make porn for them.
SlightlyHominid (6:30:32 PM): YOU...MAKE...PORN?
Bitterclock (6:30:42 PM): DUH. > : (
SlightlyHominid (6:31:07 PM): but......Tom wouldn't do that

Notice to users - Tom and I hold many dark secrets. One of them involves pizza.

Bitterclock (6:31:17 PM): How do you think featured movies make it to the front page??!?!? Do you think those girls just upload those videos?
Bitterclock (6:31:56 PM): Look at the videos under featured web content.
SlightlyHominid (6:32:07 PM): I get it...no one cares about Flash anymore
Bitterclock (6:32:15 PM): Fuck that shit.
Bitterclock (6:32:20 PM): Cartoon porn is huge.
SlightlyHominid (6:32:25 PM): WTF is wrong with you people!!!!!
Bitterclock (6:32:26 PM): Furry porn for the win.
SlightlyHominid (6:33:18 PM): so what you're saying is that most people go to NG for the mature section
Bitterclock (6:33:49 PM): A majority, yes.
SlightlyHominid (6:34:33 PM): im sorry...this is all just so confusing...I'm only 13 and newgrounds is my favorite site
SlightlyHominid (6:35:10 PM): *throws away signed fat kid toy*
Bitterclock (6:36:19 PM): *headtilts*
SlightlyHominid (6:36:45 PM): this just pisses me off
SlightlyHominid signed off at 6:37:14 PM.

Then he's all like ...

SlightlyHominid signed on at 6:54:20 PM.
SlightlyHominid (6:54:42 PM): becuase of you, tom just lost a fan
SlightlyHominid signed off at 6:54:52 PM.

I'm all like whatever....

SlightlyHominid signed on at 6:57:31 PM.
SlightlyHominid (7:00:30 PM): i hate you
Bitterclock (7:01:08 PM): Just wait until Mr. Puberty hits, then you'll love me.
SlightlyHominid (7:01:24 PM): ur pretty funny
Bitterclock (7:01:44 PM): Tom only pays me for funny things.
SlightlyHominid (7:01:52 PM): no
Bitterclock (7:01:58 PM): If I was unfunny, I'd be out on the street.

Winding this down after my puberty zing.

SlightlyHominid (7:08:02 PM): ur actually not that much of an ass
Bitterclock (7:09:23 PM): No, I typically am one of the nicest nazi mods around. I have 3 IMs public, and PM message open on top of my email, so if someone wants to chat they can.
SlightlyHominid (7:09:43 PM): that's nice of you
SlightlyHominid (7:09:59 PM): im sorry about saying that i hated you
SlightlyHominid (7:10:02 PM): i take it back
Bitterclock (7:10:44 PM): You can't have it back. Now I hate you.

At 08/02/06 05:48 PM, -Canas- wrote
But... if he finds out that it was me.
I could even be killed.
I don't know what to do man....

--

At 08/02/06 06:01 PM, EggfordTheEgg wrote
I'm sorry for bringing you in to all this.
-Eggford

--

At 08/02/06 06:15 PM, -Canas- wrote
Oh god... I hope he doesn't find out.

Ahahahaaaa.

EggfordTheEgg: Please, Pox. You're scaring me. Just STOP JOKING.

LOL

This SO needs to be made into a flash/hosted audio with actors and a good narator voice.

haha

Jonas MAKES PORN!!!!! *echo*

THE SAGA CONTINUES

----- Chapter Seven: ABOOT Mr. MURDEROUS STALKER MOD EH
EggfordTheEgg: If Pox does call, which he might, what would he sound like?
CanasNG: he's got a deep voice... but it sounds a little nerdy too
EggfordTheEgg: Does he have a strong Canadian accent
EggfordTheEgg: ?
CanasNG: Yes, so keep an eye out for "eh" and "aboot"
CanasNG: although he can change his voice at will... he's quite the impressionist
CanasNG: must be how he tricked all the others
EggfordTheEgg: Others?
EggfordTheEgg: You're paronoid, arn't you?
CanasNG: very...
EggfordTheEgg: who the heck are these others?
CanasNG: this could go as deep as Wade himself
CanasNG: at least if my predictions are correct
CanasNG: but I know a lot of other mods may be in his league...
EggfordTheEgg: Oh Crap
EggfordTheEgg: Do me a favor though.
EggfordTheEgg: DON'T BAN ANYONE.
EggfordTheEgg: Ban = Check = Pox
EggfordTheEgg: Right?
CanasNG: good thinking
-----

A DEEPLY ENTRENCHED SCANDAL!

This was a good read, thanks Canas!

Maus (7:47:55 PM): i acn't wait until the kid sees it
CanasNG (7:50:29 PM): This is so terrible lol
Maus (7:50:44 PM): im going to hell, but i hear the busride there is airconditioned
CanasNG (7:50:59 PM): lol

-----

Best ownage since the prank Mr. Destruction played on felces.

At 8/2/06 08:03 PM, ChasmyrSS wrote: A DEEPLY ENTRENCHED SCANDAL!

This was a good read, thanks Canas!

My only quarrel is that many may be frightening not only due to the size of the story, but the sheer brilliance involved in all parts.

Hence, the thought of TLDR amidst many of our ADHD challenged regulars.

That was classic.

I love that he was worried his dad would find out he goes on NG.

What's all that shit about the fat kid doll though? That kid with the fork shirt in alien hominid?

I sort of want in on this.
Entertainment, y'know?

At 8/2/06 08:09 PM, Zerok wrote: I sort of want in on this.
Entertainment, y'know?

Pick a side, send him a message, and join the fight...

The fight against transsexual double-moderators.

or perhaps the fight against the Rebellion...

At 8/2/06 08:12 PM, -Canas- wrote: Pick a side, send him a message, and join the fight...

The fight against transsexual double-moderators.

or perhaps the fight against the Rebellion...

"I've been trying to catch pox for fucking months now. I was told to contact you?"

> User EggfordTheEgg is not available.

:'(

This is too much, it's hilarious how gullible people can be, and how worrisome they are.

Keep us posted. :D

And Canas, you ARE a beautiful woman. :D

At 8/2/06 08:14 PM, Zerok wrote: "I've been trying to catch pox for fucking months now. I was told to contact you?"

> User EggfordTheEgg is not available.

'(

Did you try his SlightlyHominid account?

Send him a PM if you want in on this so bad, :)

At 8/2/06 08:16 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: And Canas, you ARE a beautiful woman. :D

:')

I've been told....

I can easily say that I sustained a massive erection throughout this entire topic, finally ejaculating while thinking of Canas' supple shoulders.

Nice job d00ds.

At 8/2/06 08:18 PM, -Canas- wrote: Send him a PM if you want in on this so bad, :)

Nah, the excitement bled off.
Next time.

:)

At 8/2/06 08:22 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote: I can easily say that I sustained a massive erection throughout this entire topic, finally ejaculating while thinking of Canas' supple shoulders.

As usual.

:(

You can never hold out long enough Bryce

Nice job d00ds.

Lolthx

At 8/2/06 08:28 PM, Zerok wrote: Nah, the excitement bled off.
Next time.

)

:'(

RedfaceNG: I heard some things regarding a moderator
SlightlyHominid: Yeah, well who are you?
RedfaceNG: Not Important
RedfaceNG: What Is important is that these people are making dirty money
SlightlyHominid: Explain yourself
RedfaceNG: There are more Important things at hand than us getting to know each other
SlightlyHominid: What are you talking about?
RedfaceNG: The Porn sites, son the porn sites
SlightlyHominid: You saw my thread.
SlightlyHominid: ?
RedfaceNG: was told by a friend that you were the one to come and see"
SlightlyHominid: come and see?
RedfaceNG: yes,
SlightlyHominid: look everything to do with the mods ios being taken care off
SlightlyHominid signed off at 8:44:20 PM.

I Think he may be on to us.

-----Chapter Eight: Administration Amiss...

EggfordTheEgg: Have you contacted Tom yet
CanasNG: I can't get a hold of him
CanasNG: but i'm afraid poxpower might have... got to him first
EggfordTheEgg: Oh come on! Do you really think he traveled that far for nothing at all?
CanasNG: No, I don't mean that he hurt him or anything
CanasNG: but he might have tipped Tom off, and told Tom that we were up to no good
EggfordTheEgg: What about Wade?
CanasNG: I'm not sure... I had a hunch he was in on it the whole time. It's far too risky to tell him
EggfordTheEgg: Well it's a lot better than not telling anyone
CanasNG: I've got a plan. I'm going to go to the site and grab a few screenshots and information regarding poxpowers account on that site
CanasNG: then I can show them to Tom... he'll have to believe us then
EggfordTheEgg: Do you know what he goes by on the site?
CanasNG: yea.. i'll just use the evidence that made me believe you in the first place, and show it to Tom. Hold on...
EggfordTheEgg: Good idea! Send them to Wade too, there's no way he is involved
CanasNG: you'd be surprised, I might have found his account on that site too
EggfordTheEgg: What do you mean?
EggfordTheEgg: His a mod there?
CanasNG: another one of the mods there, a higher ranking one. It could very easily be him
EggfordTheEgg: Was the name suspisios?
CanasNG: very much so, let my copy and paste it, hold on
EggfordTheEgg: OK.
CanasNG: TRN MOD PROFILE - PerkasiePimp
CanasNG: what's suspicious is that Wade is from Perkasie, PA....
EggfordTheEgg: Are you serious?
EggfordTheEgg: It could be Tom too...
CanasNG: yea, go read his Newgrounds profile.. it says Perkasie
EggfordTheEgg: This is bad.
EggfordTheEgg: What are we going to do?
CanasNG: I don't know man... but we need to find more
CanasNG: you might get messages from some people willing to join the fight, you might get messages from people who are out to get you
CanasNG: just don't get to excited just yet, we need more information
EggfordTheEgg: Did you give a bunch of people my sn becuase I got one from a guy asking about the mods
CanasNG: no, I told one friend about the situation. This entire thing is spreading around the underground of Newgrounds like wildfire
EggfordTheEgg: Wow.
CanasNG: we may just have discovered the Holy Grail of NG secrets
CanasNG: just sit tight, i'll get more from the website
EggfordTheEgg: k
-----

I began to search all throughout the bowels of the Tranny website, as I uncovered more and more BBS personalities deep within the site's under-workings. I was disgusted, and slightly aroused at my findings, as I awaited for the scandal to completely unfold.

Best thread ever.

The Minute I sensed Danger, I threw myself into the underground. Now, in order to get back Up top, I had to shed some light on this entire Scandal, there was only one more person I could talk to:

RedfaceNG: Listen
SlightlyHominid: Did Canas give you this IM?\
RedfaceNG: I've Been Banned By Jonas And Poxpower Several Times already
RedfaceNG: They're dead serious about this
SlightlyHominid: Jonas has something to do with it.
SlightlyHominid: I've figured out that much.
SlightlyHominid: From what he told me, he works for NG making movie for the section.
SlightlyHominid: What did you do to get banned?
RedfaceNG: Cuz I got to close to uncovering the truth
SlightlyHominid: Next time don't make a thread about it.
SlightlyHominid: Now, what did you find out?
RedfaceNG: Well, They Told you they killed someone already, right?
SlightlyHominid: No.
RedfaceNG: Well They DId
SlightlyHominid: Is this some kind of joke?
RedfaceNG: Hell No!
SlightlyHominid: My god, those bastards!!
RedfaceNG: Are you toying with me?
SlightlyHominid: What do you mean?
RedfaceNG: Nevermind, What else have you found out?
SlightlyHominid: Well, they both work for this porn site.
SlightlyHominid: There's a mod on the site with the same location as Tom and Wade Fulp.
RedfaceNG: yes
RedfaceNG: See It's A Big Pyrimid scheme
SlightlyHominid: It can't be becuase Canas wasn't envolved.
RedfaceNG: I have a very Basic under standing of how websites work
RedfaceNG: but evertime someone goes to a website, their IP gets logged in a big list.
RedfaceNG: With the list of IPs, Those Bastards can bombard everyone who ever goes to Newgrounds.com With Nasty Porno Pop-ups!
SlightlyHominid: Things get worse from there.
RedfaceNG: go on then
SlightlyHominid: With the list of IPs, they know where you live and can find out who bought your internet and there phone number.
SlightlyHominid: They could know everything about you.
RedfaceNG: Man, These Fuckers are smart
SlightlyHominid: But the thing is, only the mods can gain acess to the list.
RedfaceNG: Canas Seems to be our man on The Inside
SlightlyHominid: yeah
RedfaceNG: I wonder much more he can help us...
SlightlyHominid: wait...
SlightlyHominid: -poxpower- just changed everything on the account to match Canas!
SlightlyHominid: She'll be framed.
RedfaceNG: well, One of us needs to bite the bullet
RedfaceNG: but in any case, She's smart enough to get herself out of a sticky situation
RedfaceNG: Man, these bastards make me sick
SlightlyHominid: Don't worry.
SlightlyHominid: Our info came before -poxpower-'s
RedfaceNG: Allright
RedfaceNG: You sit Tight, wait for Canas To Contact you again, then you tell me exactly what she told you, got it>
SlightlyHominid: im talking now
RedfaceNG: Good, I'll get back to you in a minute.
SlightlyHominid: ok

Only working together could we stop this menace, All We could do was sit and wait.

-----Chapter Nine: Framed

EggfordTheEgg: There's this guy names RedFace that says that They KILLED someone.
CanasNG: WHAT?!
EggfordTheEgg: Talk to him!!!
CanasNG: Fuck, this is serious
CanasNG: Be careful though... he might just be one of them trying to trick you
CanasNG: play along with him for a bit
EggfordTheEgg: OK.
CanasNG: FUCK... bad news
CanasNG: Poxpowers account on that website...
CanasNG: he changed all the information to match mine...
CanasNG: The son of a bitch is trying to frame me
EggfordTheEgg: This is desparate.
EggfordTheEgg: What do you know about hacking?
CanasNG: Not enough to stop this...
CanasNG: Do you know what this means?
CanasNG: He's going to email Tom with a link to that profile
EggfordTheEgg: E-mail tom now!!!
EggfordTheEgg: just a link, no text
CanasNG: i'll lose my modship, and we'll never be able to uncover this scandal...
EggfordTheEgg: EMAIL TOM!
CanasNG: I'll try to email Tom, but it might be a bad idea. He could easily just believe Poxpower!
CanasNG: and what if Tom is in on the whole thing and just fucking deletes us?
CanasNG: or worse?!
EggfordTheEgg: I figured it out!!!
EggfordTheEgg: I already PMed
EggfordTheEgg: Yesterday!!!
CanasNG: this isn't good at all
EggfordTheEgg: And he can look up the records of our conversations, the thread that I posted, and that I was banned!
CanasNG: There is a chance this could work after all....
CanasNG: but do you think his brother told him?
EggfordTheEgg: He can look at PMs right?
CanasNG: most likely...
EggfordTheEgg: Will leave that mystery for later
EggfordTheEgg: one at a time
CanasNG: yea, you're right
CanasNG: this is very overwhelming
EggfordTheEgg: shit
CanasNG: i'll send Tom a PM and wait for the reply... it could take a long while though...
EggfordTheEgg: RedFace is asking me to post conversations for him.
EggfordTheEgg: he might be Pox
CanasNG: fuck, play it cool. Tell him you deleted them
EggfordTheEgg: He said he'll talk later, he had to leave
CanasNG: i've gotta send that PM, brb in a bit
EggfordTheEgg: that'll buy some time
EggfordTheEgg: ok
CanasNG: this might take I while... i've gotta gather the proof from the website. So give me a bit
EggfordTheEgg: make sure to take a bunch of screenshots!
EggfordTheEgg: I need to eat\
CanasNG: good, take some time to think.
EggfordTheEgg: right.
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I began to compile the evidence for Tom, although I doubted that he would believe me. Thoughts were flying through my mind... I could hardly focus. What if Tom was in on the whole thing? What if Newgrounds was just a ploy, and his real site administration revolved around transsexuals? I didn't bother trying guess, as I knew there was only one way to find out.. *Send your message!*