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Fremen

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Posted at: 8/3/06 05:17 PM

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...So no matter how much I whack off I can join?

Sweet!

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Steve-the-Scorpion

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Posted at: 8/3/06 05:20 PM

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hey i'll join im 15 and im sick of hering about 12 year olds getting pregnant!


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Athlas

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Posted at: 8/3/06 05:31 PM

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At 8/3/06 05:20 PM, Steve_the_Scorpion wrote: hey i'll join im 15 and im sick of hering about 12 year olds getting pregnant!

My usual reply to such a statement would be "join the club".

It figures that this time, it actually fits the scene. Welcome!


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Posted at: 8/3/06 05:51 PM

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At 8/3/06 04:39 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: dare I say it -- love?

;)

Am I the only person who finds the word " love" completley and totally abused when it coems to relationships. I've seen people go out with each other for a week, or even a few days, and then proclaim there "love" for one another.

I find it rather disturbing how society has somehow managed to trivialise one of the most important emotions, and turn it into a word that is used between two people just because they want to get inside each others pants as fast as possible, instead of a way of showing a deep connection between two people.


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Posted at: 8/3/06 05:55 PM

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I agree with Tri-Nitro-Toluene, civilization seems to trivialize all but the least important things. One of the reasons I like Fight Club so much. Instead of worrying about food and shelter, we bitch about filmstars and the newest haircut.

Civilization is the circus of the gods.


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Steve-the-Scorpion

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Posted at: 8/3/06 06:28 PM

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o im going away for while but i am still in this club,just letting you know


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Listen, say people say love=sex, and they dont know how wrong tjey sre(I thinK) I'm a virgin put love is actually wanting the person and sex is well, penis + vag/anus/mouth/hand


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Posted at: 8/3/06 08:34 PM

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I love this club. I do have a question for our founder: What inspired you to start this club? Are you some sort of peer mentor, or do you simply believe in "love, not lust?" Anyway, just curious.

Also, a great song for all you proud virgins to listen to would be "Tired of Sex," by Weezer (my current favorite band XD). It's basically about Rivers Cuomo's realization that casual sex had become monotonous and meaningless to him, and that he should wait until he gets married so it means more to him. The album that this song was on (Pinkerton) was released in 1996, and he just got married this year, so that means he went 10 years without sex... kiddies, you can be like him, too. Just say no, lol.


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Dejanus

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Posted at: 8/3/06 08:38 PM

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I hate my state, my ex-girlfriend(the playsex girl) is already going out with a 20 year-old man! And from what I heard they are fucking each other WTF!!!!

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At 8/3/06 08:38 PM, Dejanus wrote: I hate my state, my ex-girlfriend(the playsex girl) is already going out with a 20 year-old man! And from what I heard they are fucking each other WTF!!!!

isn't she 15? 'cause i'm pretty sure that's illegal... she's not of consenting age


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Dejanus

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Posted at: 8/3/06 08:41 PM

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If you had paid attention, you would know that South Carolina's consenting age is 14. I dont like it.

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Jizzlebang

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Posted at: 8/3/06 08:43 PM

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At 8/3/06 08:38 PM, Dejanus wrote: I hate my state, my ex-girlfriend(the playsex girl) is already going out with a 20 year-old man! And from what I heard they are fucking each other WTF!!!!

A friend of mine was with a 25 year old guy, and yes they had sex...

You don't need to go fucking insane..

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Posted at: 8/3/06 08:49 PM

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At 8/3/06 08:41 PM, Dejanus wrote: If you had paid attention, you would know that South Carolina's consenting age is 14. I dont like it.

Sorry, I just kinda skimmed the posts... I apologize for my ignorance. And actually, that's pretty scary. 14? What the fuck?


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Dejanus

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Posted at: 8/3/06 08:51 PM

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Yeah, I know. Rape has gone up 45% and Murder-rape 20%!

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Posted at: 8/3/06 08:53 PM

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At 8/3/06 08:51 PM, Dejanus wrote: Yeah, I know. Rape has gone up 45% and Murder-rape 20%!

That's disgusting. They need to do something about it.


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TotallySpies

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Posted at: 8/3/06 08:55 PM

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this sucks, this is completely my kind of club, but one moment of weakness 1 year ago kindof ruins my chances of joining. Yeah you're guessing right. Oh well.
Good luck to this crew, glad to see there's still some people with morale on NG.


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screamokaratekick

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Posted at: 8/3/06 09:25 PM

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Hello, fellow virgins. What's goin' on?


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Dejanus

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Posted at: 8/3/06 09:27 PM

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Oh, im sulking because of not having a GF for the first time in the year.(sobs)

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At 8/3/06 09:27 PM, Dejanus wrote: Oh, im sulking because of not having a GF for the first time in the year.(sobs)

Leave the bitching to those of us who've never even had a girlfriend, dude. XD


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Posted at: 8/3/06 09:51 PM

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! LOSER!!! I am joking, of course XD.

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Posted at: 8/3/06 10:06 PM

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At 8/3/06 09:43 PM, screamokaratekick wrote: Leave the bitching to those of us who've never even had a girlfriend, dude. XD

Whats there to bitch about? Never having to impress some girl that you most likely don't give two shits about? Doesn't sound fun to me.

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Posted at: 8/3/06 10:17 PM

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There's already a place for discussing this on Newgrounds set up here.

BEHAVIOUR NOTES: BIRD SEEMS AGITATED, LIKELY AS A RESULT OF LIVING IN A BOG.
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Dejanus

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Posted at: 8/3/06 10:20 PM

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Dont be a dick Elfer. That was unnessecary. We are talking about the advantages and disadvantages of being a virgin in a club for virgins. Get it straight!

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Posted at: 8/3/06 10:21 PM

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At 8/3/06 10:17 PM, Elfer wrote: There's already a place for discussing this on Newgrounds set up here.

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cornbin

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Posted at: 8/3/06 10:41 PM

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At 8/3/06 08:51 PM, Dejanus wrote: Yeah, I know. Rape has gone up 45% and Murder-rape 20%!

I always thought it went rape then murder. Oh well I still join ze club.

I've been Fab since the re-design,have you?
JUST BECAUSE I LISTEN TO COREY HART :'[

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screamokaratekick

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Posted at: 8/3/06 10:48 PM

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At 8/3/06 09:51 PM, Dejanus wrote: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! LOSER!!! I am joking, of course XD.

*cries* WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME??!?!?!?!!? lol


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Dejanus

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Posted at: 8/3/06 10:49 PM

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Actually, for necropheliacs, its murder, then rape! LOL

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Dejanus

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Posted at: 8/3/06 10:58 PM

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Tormenting you fills my dark heart with unholy joy!

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screamokaratekick

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Posted at: 8/3/06 11:04 PM

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At 8/3/06 10:58 PM, Dejanus wrote: Tormenting you fills my dark heart with unholy joy!

Dark, unholy joy, huh? Figures...


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Dejanus

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Posted at: 8/3/06 11:07 PM

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Its Chaerubael's fault. Im not goth, im just a geek who enjoys dark things. So ill probaly be in this club forever!

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