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*BUMP!!!!!!!*

You know what im not gonna deal with all of your immaturity, im gonnna goto mars and get me some red rocks any questions?

Not posted in here for years.. I was busy, not having sex :P

At 8/29/06 08:29 PM, -Nev- wrote:

Righty... time for my time act as Counsil member.

Carvel!!

Being a rather sexy friend of mine you get to witness the biasness within the Virgin Counsil... as a result I hereby bestow upon you the envious rank of....

It's great having friends in high places :D

... Crab Droid! Being a little girl at heart I know how you yearn to be beautiful princess, and few things top the mighty crab in terms of beauty and claim to the throne.

I'm happy, my starsign's cancer.. so it all fits!

Be a good little crab and upgrades will be given when deserved.

Oh, but I like the crab one.. Thank you kindly.

At 8/29/06 10:31 PM, Dejanus wrote: I wish I got to be a crab-droid! That is like the eightieth best droid ever, Gonk Droid: 168th.(sob)

The trick is to flirt with Nev.. then you'll get your wicked way :P

At 8/30/06 11:39 PM, FatSunny wrote: Hey, I'm in. I'm 19 and am still waiting until I am married!

Welcome :)
I guess I like the idea of waiting until after you are married, but for me wedlock is not a necessity. As long as you know for sure that the person you are losing your virginity to is the one you love and trust, then being courted in the eyes of the law is not a big deal.

At 9/1/06 05:12 PM, Carvel wrote: I'm happy, my starsign's cancer.. so it all fits!

COINSEDENCE!!!

The trick is to flirt with Nev.. then you'll get your wicked way :P

Yep. No doubt about that.

All I have to say is..

What the hell Hobo? Rofl.

Btw, where's the first issue of the HoboPorn magazine? The fans are starting to riot. They also all happen to be virgins.

I believe in keeping my virginity until I meet someone I love. That may never happen, I don't really mind, the chase is always more thrilling than the catch.

40% of children are born outwith wedlock and I believe promiscuity to be one of the largest social problems of our time, especially when so much of my tax money goes towards it.

I am even more against it when I consider that my country has a higher emmigration rate than its' immigration rate with a higher death than birth rate. Our economy needs more children, not more selfish people.

I consider the promiscious traitors of the nation.

*BUMP!!!*

again? gah... *BUMP*

At 9/3/06 12:59 AM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: All I have to say is..

What the hell Hobo? Rofl.

Btw, where's the first issue of the HoboPorn magazine? The fans are starting to riot. They also all happen to be virgins.

MMMmmm not releasing it for a while.

I ahve showed a glimpse of one of the pictures to alot of people.

Lets see if you can find it using the search bar.

At 9/4/06 07:44 PM, HoboPorn wrote: Lets see if you can find it using the search bar.

Will my eyes bleed due to superness?
Will I die?

lol im a virgin, there just hasnt been a perfect time to lose it

So.. Anyone had any hot secks recently?

I'm in. I'm saving myself for marriage.

At 9/12/06 12:36 AM, TMDguitar wrote: I'm in. I'm saving myself for marriage.

Care to breath life into this place by saying why?

At 9/5/06 12:20 PM, Nev wrote:

At 9/4/06 07:44 PM, HoboPorn wrote: Lets see if you can find it using the search bar.

Will my eyes bleed due to superness?
Will I die?

If there's any justice left in this world, you will.

At 9/10/06 04:33 PM, Carvel wrote: So.. Anyone had any hot secks recently?

Um, let's see..... as far as I know, um..... no. I'm pretty sure most of us haven't.

At 9/12/06 08:01 PM, ChineseGothKid wrote: Um, let's see..... as far as I know, um..... no. I'm pretty sure most of us haven't.

Speak for yourself.

I would like to say that while I still have partial virginity, I would not have it and be a total sex god. And my partial I mean I have had experiences and fond memories w/o actually swiping my v-card...

Ok I haven't been able to post. I'm taking 2 high school classes,even though I'm in 8th. I skipped a whole grade of math so I work hard with algebra and there is also football. I might've missed it but I still haven't gotten anything. I guess it's because I don't post enough. I'm usually not allowed on the computer mon.-thurs. so this is rare. Oh well I'll try to stop by often as possible!

HAHAHAHAHHAAH
VIRGIN CLUB!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THATS SOOOO GAY!
HAHAHAHHAH

i would like to join.

i am a virgin by choice. mainly because i have no interest in sex.

At 9/15/06 11:49 PM, PimpOfThePortal wrote: HAHAHAHAHHAAH
VIRGIN CLUB!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THATS SOOOO GAY!
HAHAHAHHAH

In denial..

hey guys, i'm back from the world of prep school... but there's a party tonight at school, just like there is every saturday, so i'm going tonight. so whatup everyone?

I still haven't been characterized. :( I'm losing my faith in you virgins. :'(

Anyone going to grant me characterization? ANYONE?!?!

im a virign waiting for someone i love

At 9/17/06 07:20 PM, cornbin wrote: Anyone going to grant me characterization? ANYONE?!?!

I promise I'll do it tomorrow.
That way this club is sure to get a bump tomorrow :P.

ima virgin

man god now i got this addiction

i tried masterbating with a trojan heaten rubber condom so i wont leave a mess

god that felt way better than masterbatiogn regulary

but now i cant find any more :C

god this sucks

I don't know if anyone has said it yet, but vows of abstinence break easier than condoms.

Fuck reading however many pages I missed in 14 days

What happened?