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At 8/8/06 03:50 PM, WilliWowza wrote: I would put it in my sig, but I haven't changed anything in it for ages, lazy old me
My pic still has my old User name , thats low

Where's your Virgin pride!? Rah rah rah!

Or are you trying to set a trend of laziness? Either way, it's caught onto Dobio, who is going at a snail's pace with posting the other rankings.

Sigh. Lazy, lazy Boba Fett.

Can I join, I am a virgin and hope to stay that way untill I meet some one I love and trust.

At 8/8/06 04:12 PM, the_scouser wrote: Can I join, I am a virgin and hope to stay that way untill I meet some one I love and trust.

Yes, you may join. Just be sure to post and contribute to the club. ;)

Welcome!

At 8/8/06 03:46 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: You're a professional virgin whore.

Haha what a wonderful slogan 'Not everyone is doing it.'

And I was actually going to put it in my sig today, but you beat me to it, yar.

Some balance to the force you are.

At 8/8/06 04:30 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:
Yes, you may join. Just be sure to post and contribute to the club. ;)

Welcome!

I just visited your MySpace. WHY THE FUCK do people put this horrid colors to the background ? They make my eyes bleed, literally.

I cannot see shit, the whole pink makes the letters dissapear.

He he, made a virgin club sig.

At 8/8/06 05:00 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: I just visited your MySpace. WHY THE FUCK do people put this horrid colors to the background ? They make my eyes bleed, literally.

Yellow on pink is easy to read.

I don't really want to get into more off topicness, but seriously... my myspace background > all.
Links in my sig pic its so good :)

I want to join

IM 14 and have had no sex and not planning to in the near future....or atleast up to 21

At 8/8/06 05:00 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: I just visited your MySpace. WHY THE FUCK do people put this horrid colors to the background ? They make my eyes bleed, literally.

Hot pink and bright yellow, come on. It's a fashion statement. Plus it's the gummie-land Macross ship in the background, don't go disrespecting.

I cannot see shit, the whole pink makes the letters dissapear.

It looks fine on my end.

At 8/8/06 05:14 PM, -Nev- wrote: Haha what a wonderful slogan 'Not everyone is doing it.'

Clever, isn't it?

Some balance to the force you are.

It's my job.

Yellow on pink is easy to read.

Indeed.

Links in my sig pic its so good :)

Added you.

At 8/8/06 05:06 PM, the_scouser wrote: He he, made a virgin club sig.

Lol, nice. Spread the word, my friend!

At 8/8/06 05:16 PM, germansoldier555 wrote: I want to join
IM 14 and have had no sex and not planning to in the near future....or atleast up to 21

Yes, you're allowed to join. Just be sure to post and contribute! ;D!

Btw, to both my new members, if you're interested in getting a Star Wars rank (omg so cool), then just post if you want to either be a..

CREATURE

or a..

DROID

in here.

You will get your results possibly by the end of this millennium if Boba Fett (Dobio) would stop hibernating in the Tauntaun's (Screamokaratekid) stomach.

At 8/8/06 05:28 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:

Hot pink and bright yellow, come on. It's a fashion statement. Plus it's the gummie-land Macross ship in the background, don't go disrespecting.

HIDEOUS... FUCKING HORRIBLE. The only good thing is your pic.

It looks fine on my end.

I can see the letters, I only wish I didn`t. When I focuse on them, my eyes hurt. And I cry... again :(

I`d make a link in my sig to the club. But I have no more available space.

There, my signature is finally updated, along with you guys, how cool am I?

At 8/8/06 05:50 PM, WilliWowza wrote: There, my signature is finally updated, along with you guys, how cool am I?

You win 10 cool points, and three sexings from me. Would you like those sexings here, or would you like to take them home ?

At 8/8/06 05:51 PM, NeoSoviet wrote:

At 8/8/06 05:50 PM, WilliWowza wrote: There, my signature is finally updated, along with you guys, how cool am I?

You win 10 cool points, and three sexings from me. Would you like those sexings here, or would you like to take them home ?

Doggie bag please, I usually hanker for my sexings right before bed

At 8/8/06 05:51 PM, NeoSoviet wrote:

At 8/8/06 05:50 PM, WilliWowza wrote: There, my signature is finally updated, along with you guys, how cool am I?

You're never cool Will.

You win 10 cool points, and three sexings from me. Would you like those sexings here, or would you like to take them home ?

No sexings allowed here.

At 8/8/06 05:34 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:

CREATURE

or a..

DROID

in here.

You will get your results possibly by the end of this millennium if Boba Fett (Dobio) would stop hibernating in the Tauntaun's (Screamokaratekid) stomach.

Lol @ starwars, but anywho, I shal go for.... *Waves finger around* Creature!

At 8/8/06 06:06 PM, KickFlipBoy wrote: Why are you guys proud about the fact that you can't get poon?

No, we are proud that we can show restraint and not whore ourselves out at every chance we get.

I hope you have fun with your uncombfortable first time.

And don't say "I might be good at it, because I think about it alot." you were never Shaquille O'neal when you first played basketball.

At 8/8/06 07:04 PM, Zen444 wrote: I hope you have fun with your uncombfortable first time.

And don't say "I might be good at it, because I think about it alot." you were never Shaquille O'neal when you first played basketball.

If by that you mean I didn't turn 7ft tall and black, then you sir are wrong >:|

In fact I wouldn't mind that happening for my first time either, I hear them africans are well endowed :[

At 8/8/06 02:34 PM, WilliWowza wrote:

At 8/8/06 04:16 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Oh dude I gotta join this club.(?)

How can you do Hobo Porn and be a virgin? :0

Well I'm diffrent from normal porn people...they get chicks/dudes to sleep with them to be on the production...but when you're dealing with hobo's....you dunno who has what so I just give them a sandwhich/hotdog and 20$ while i sit back and make millions. Plus they don't argue because there getting a sandwhich and 20$ and getting laid.

At 8/8/06 02:28 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:

At 8/8/06 04:16 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Oh dude I gotta join this club.(?)

No Virgin Club is complete without Hobo Porn.

Damn skippy.

If anyone wants to use the sig I made, they can. I will make a better one later.

At 8/8/06 06:05 PM, WilliWowza wrote:

Doggie bag please, I usually hanker for my sexings right before bed

Fine, there you have sir. Please don`t leave the bag somewhere without supervition. Stranger may want to take your sexings.

At 8/8/06 06:08 PM, -Nev- wrote:

No sexings allowed here.

WHAT ? This is outrageus, no sexings allowed in this thread ? I need to hear confirmation from Sarah_Rawr to know if this is true.

At 8/8/06 07:19 PM, HoboPorn wrote:

At 8/8/06 02:34 PM, WilliWowza wrote:

At 8/8/06 04:16 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Oh dude I gotta join this club.(?)

How can you do Hobo Porn and be a virgin? :0

Well I'm diffrent from normal porn people...they get chicks/dudes to sleep with them to be on the production...but when you're dealing with hobo's....you dunno who has what so I just give them a sandwhich/hotdog and 20$ while i sit back and make millions. Plus they don't argue because there getting a sandwhich and 20$ and getting laid.

Do you use male hobos, female hobos, or both at the same time?

And since no short post is complete without a homer simpson-like saying:

"Hmmm, scruffy bums..."

At 8/7/06 07:33 PM, Athlas wrote: (Athlas: Oh, yeah, by the way, I'd like to be a droid. Metal madness!)

Droid fever, it's all the rage with the virgins now-a-days. Almost as popular as abstinence.

Ooohhhh!

Athlas, after much consideration, and consulting with my colleagues on the "force", we have decided to dub thee R5D4!

The R5D4 defines what it means to persevere under even the most discouraging situations. This is an essential quality for us virgins to have, for the pressure of society can often times be overwhelming. Even if you may suffer humiliation from the Jawas, or a short circuit while trying to impress someone, you must patch yourself back together and keep rolling. Be strong, young droid.

And may the force be with you.

Congratulations! You will rank up when I (Darth Vader), and my partners (Boba Fett and R2D2), see fit.

I am the next one... YAY I cannot wait for the moment when im granted a horrible rank.

At 8/8/06 10:09 PM, Athlas wrote:

At 8/8/06 07:19 PM, HoboPorn wrote:

At 8/8/06 02:34 PM, WilliWowza wrote:

At 8/8/06 04:16 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Oh dude I gotta join this club.(?)

How can you do Hobo Porn and be a virgin? :0

Do you use male hobos, female hobos, or both at the same time?

And since no short post is complete without a homer simpson-like saying:

"Hmmm, scruffy bums..."

lol, I use femal on female and male on female of course...none of that male on male as I am straight of course and last thing I want to see is un-washed hobo male sex.

-MetalDart- from beyond the grave of temporarily being banned, wanted me to post his own version of the Virgin Club signature in here.

Go go virgin pride!

At 8/8/06 11:13 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: -MetalDart- from beyond the grave of temporarily being banned, wanted me to post his own version of the Virgin Club signature in here.

Go go virgin pride!

lol....and whats this rank thing I am hearing about?

Damn, I'm gone for 5 days and this club goes from 2 to 17 pages. Amazing.

Um, ok. I'm new to the virgin club. I'm a virgin cuz . I'm not sure why, cuz no one wants to do it with me I guess.