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Do you think the technical standpoint of staying a virgin is a valid one?
Personally i think any major sexual act would class as not being a virgin, but i guess technically this video is correct

Technical smechnical

if that video ("Technical virgin") didnt make you think long and hard, then i wonder what my next link will do for you.....

Technical Virgin 2 - Mom worries

Does this constitute staying a virgin? or is toys off limits too?

I wish my mum worried about me when i was a young droid, she never got me a nut to go on my bolt, or a data reader for my data stick.... but my mother was after-all a large robotic arm and a welders, i guess she couldnt worry too much with several thousand droid kids (i think she did it for the droid wellfair) she is not a good rollmodel for this group, so i will not mention her again.

lol i am 13 n i alredy know a girl who wud screw me just am w8ing till am either 14 or 15 lol

At 8/7/06 09:51 PM, Naked_Beercan wrote: if that video ("Technical virgin") didnt make you think long and hard, then i wonder what my next link will do for you.....
Technical Virgin 2 - Mom worries
Does this constitute staying a virgin? or is toys off limits too?

So I clicked on the link, and took into consideration what you asked.. but then I looked to the side, at the "more videos" section and I noticed something a bit odd.

A man with an accent, shadowed so his identity was hidden, talking about abstinence.

Then I saw his name...

GothicKing1990.

Very suspicious.

Naked Beercan, is there something you're not telling us?

So... Can be in ? Now beeing a virgin and all, seems like a fun club to be in. Besides, the chances of ne lying are 50/50, so I have resonable doubt to be here :D

What`s up with the rankings ?

At 8/7/06 10:04 PM, rockinpunk182 wrote: lol i am 13 n i alredy know a girl who wud screw me just am w8ing till am either 14 or 15 lol

God, just the wording of that makes me want to vomit.

"i know a girl who wud screw me"

The fact that you would refer to the one that you'd possibly share this act with as simply some girl, and that you would use the term "screw", shows that you have absolutely no sense of respect toward sexuality. Maybe the fact that you're a young and foolish 13 year old you feel the need to treat it as worthless, because it makes you feel "cool".

Well, guess what kid, you're not. Waiting a year or two won't make a difference if you have this same outlook. You can either be a person who lives their life with a strong, decent moral code, looking back with no regrets -- or you can succumb like the masses and degrade yourself (as well as others), performing meaningless, shallow acts of sexuality.

Although you said you wanted to wait, what you said sounded just as bad as going to a party and having a one-night stand with someone you didn't know or care about. Behaving in such a way is animalistic, something dogs would be expected to do. ;\

Or, on the flip side, I might have misinterpreted what you said. ;) Let's hope that's the case.

At 8/7/06 10:24 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: So... Can be in ? Now beeing a virgin and all, seems like a fun club to be in. Besides, the chances of ne lying are 50/50, so I have resonable doubt to be here :D

Are you, or aren't you a virgin? I'm confused.

What`s up with the rankings ?

Was explained a couple pages back.

At 8/7/06 10:38 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:

Are you, or aren't you a virgin? I'm confused.

Nope... and in this case it seems like a bad thing. But, can I still be in ? C`mon, it would be discrimination.

Was explained a couple pages back.

I know, but it feels like too much... a cool think thought.

Read up and reply to my posts....

*is trying to stay on topic*

grr... dont make me use my dataprobe on you...

At 8/7/06 10:44 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: Nope... and in this case it seems like a bad thing. But, can I still be in ? C`mon, it would be discrimination.

Well. If you can contribute to the club, then yes, you can be a member. But remember, this is designed to be in support of virgins. If you accept and understand that, I don't think there will be any problems. ;)

I know, but it feels like too much... a cool think thought.

A cool think thought, huh?

At 8/7/06 10:59 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:

Well. If you can contribute to the club, then yes, you can be a member. But remember, this is designed to be in support of virgins. If you accept and understand that, I don't think there will be any problems. ;)

I`m against spamming and trash talking other users... so I think everything should be ok. Besides, I can give some kind of advice, a very mediocre advice... but advice not the less.

A cool think thought, huh?

Hahaha sorry, my brain lagged when I wrote that. I meant that it`s a coll addition. What would I be ?

At 8/7/06 11:11 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: I`m against spamming and trash talking other users... so I think everything should be ok. Besides, I can give some kind of advice, a very mediocre advice... but advice not the less.

Fabulous, then. Welcome aboard!

Hahaha sorry, my brain lagged when I wrote that. I meant that it`s a coll addition. What would I be ?

You gotta choose, creature or droid?

At 8/7/06 10:04 PM, rockinpunk182 wrote: lol i am 13 n i alredy know a girl who wud screw me just am w8ing till am either 14 or 15 lol

*tears through n00bish poser with a fury that only a tauntaun is capable of*
GET THE HELL OUT!!!

At 8/7/06 11:20 PM, screamokaratekick wrote:

At 8/7/06 10:04 PM, rockinpunk182 wrote: lol i am 13 n i alredy know a girl who wud screw me just am w8ing till am either 14 or 15 lol

*tears through n00bish poser with a fury that only a tauntaun is capable of*
GET THE HELL OUT!!!

*cough*, we must be piecefull and nice to all, even those who come in here with only anger in their heart because even their hand turns them down. It isn't his fault that he was born ugly and stupid, it was the trees fault, you know the one that he hit when his parents decided they didnt want him and through him out of the car on the way home.
So the fact that he has to come in here and try his hardest to make someone believe him (when even he dosnt believe it) just makes me feel sorry for him. Please be nice to these poor unfortunate people.

At 8/7/06 11:20 PM, screamokaratekick wrote: *tears through n00bish poser with a fury that only a tauntaun is capable of*
GET THE HELL OUT!!!

Tauntaun fury, it's a force to be reckoned with.

At 8/7/06 11:19 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:

Fabulous, then. Welcome aboard!

YAY !! Great, now, how do I virgin here ?

Answering some of the question before. I think that a person losses her/his virginity when involved in a sexual act with another individual. Oral sex count like sex for me. Vaginal penetration is only the culmination of the process of lossing ones virginity.

You gotta choose, creature or droid?

Wow... hard choice, because you will make me lame anyway. But I choose the one thats voted the less. I help balancing stuff :D

At 8/7/06 11:24 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:

At 8/7/06 11:20 PM, screamokaratekick wrote: *tears through n00bish poser with a fury that only a tauntaun is capable of*
GET THE HELL OUT!!!

Tauntaun fury, it's a force to be reckoned with.

yep... I'm gonna enjoy being a tauntaun... a tauntaun who practices ABSTINENCE!!!

New rankings will be posted tomorrow, guys. I'm out for the night. <3

Athlas, Neo, and Spikeman are in line. ;)

At 8/8/06 12:07 AM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: New rankings will be posted tomorrow, guys. I'm out for the night. <3

Athlas, Neo, and Spikeman are in line. ;)

Later, Sarah.

At 8/6/06 06:48 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:

How long do you think you should know your girl/boyfriend before sex? I would say whenever you and your partner are comfortable with it.

I'd say two months, minimum. That is if they feel that sex is something special and that it should be given to only their partner. By two months, the couple should already be comfortable with each other, but if they are not, I say just take your time.

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Oh dude I gotta join this club.(?)

At 8/8/06 04:16 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Oh dude I gotta join this club.(?)

No Virgin Club is complete without Hobo Porn.

At 8/8/06 04:16 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Oh dude I gotta join this club.(?)

How can you do Hobo Porn and be a virgin? :0

At 8/8/06 02:34 PM, WilliWowza wrote:

At 8/8/06 04:16 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Oh dude I gotta join this club.(?)

How can you do Hobo Porn and be a virgin? :0

Just watch out for the first issue of the Hobo Porn magazine and you'll understand.

At 8/7/06 12:30 PM, spikeman_smiley wrote: If I can, I want to be a driod!

A "driod" fan, eh?

Well, young man, you have accomplished the task that only one of your kind can. The role of annoying, small, pesky and often undercover droid goes to you, as you have now become an MSE-6 droid!

A droid primarily used for cleaning up crap, your droid relates to your virginity because you're too damn quiet to go outside and meet a real girl. Instead you hang behind the scenes and just 'mouse' around.

You will remain an MSE-6 until Sarah or I deem you an advancement.

At 8/8/06 02:54 PM, Dobio wrote: You will remain an MSE-6 until Sarah or I deem you an advancement.

Well, i'd like to add onto the description here and say that the Mouse Droid can also be an outgoing, party sort of box on wheels if it so pleases, due to the fact that they have the ability to make conga lines. I also hear that they have delicious pastries in their storage units for when things get really wild.

This is unique.

It goes to show you that even if you don't look the part, you can have a vibrant, fun personality just like the rest of the more "popular" droids.

So... what am I going to be ? I can`t wait :D

I'd just to say that I'm the first to whore this club in ones sig.
:D So I hereby rule.

At 8/8/06 03:13 PM, NeoSoviet wrote: So... what am I going to be ? I can`t wait :D

You come after Athlas. Patience, young one.

At 8/8/06 03:32 PM, -Nev- wrote: I'd just to say that I'm the first to whore this club in ones sig.

D So I hereby rule.

You're a professional virgin whore.

And I was actually going to put it in my sig today, but you beat me to it, yar.

I would put it in my sig, but I haven't changed anything in it for ages, lazy old me

My pic still has my old User name , thats low