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I would like to join this club. I saw this club when it was only one page and Dobio was the first to post, but had to leave for a trip to Maryland in 5 minutes and couldn't post. >:(

Well, I would like to join this club. I am a virgin, mostly because of my age, but a virgin nonetheless. So, am I in?

At 8/6/06 02:28 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Well, I would like to join this club. I am a virgin, mostly because of my age, but a virgin nonetheless. So, am I in?

Yes you are.

You can also pick a creature or a droid, if you wish to have a ranking. :)

At 8/6/06 02:31 PM, Dobio wrote:

At 8/6/06 02:28 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Well, I would like to join this club. I am a virgin, mostly because of my age, but a virgin nonetheless. So, am I in?

Yes you are.
You can also pick a creature or a droid, if you wish to have a ranking. :)

*Breathes deeply into mask*

Others who would like a ranking...

...either post "creature" or "droid" in here.

*Breathes again*

Or PM me with it.

At 8/6/06 02:31 PM, Dobio wrote:

At 8/6/06 02:28 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: So, am I in?

Yes you are.

You can also pick a creature or a droid, if you wish to have a ranking. :)

I'll go with a droid. :)
Mostly because I like the little trashcan droids that spin in circles. Weeeee!!!

And just to even out the Star Wars talk, I'll talk about virginity. I think I'll either be a virgin until I meet someone I love. It seems like the right thing to do, and it seems something that I would do. And if I just go to a party for sex, something will go wrong. If I go to a party and meet a drunk chick who wants sex, I will decline. Probably because of my bad luck, or that being drunk just blinds true love.

If you are wondering what I mean by "my luck," I am either REALLY LUCKY, or FUCKING SCREWED. If I had sex with a drunk girl, I would either a) get her pregnant and ruin my life or b) have sex and she doesn't get pregnant at all. Still, I believe in love sex rather than sex just for sex. I am too nice for my own good.

i wanna join, yet its unfair cause my bro lost his virginaty at 11 >:(, i have been mad at him since, and it was just this weekend so i consider him lucky, :(

At 8/6/06 02:49 PM, Senior_Scoot wrote: i wanna join, yet its unfair cause my bro lost his virginaty at 11 >:(, i have been mad at him since, and it was just this weekend so i consider him lucky, :(

so can i b in?

At 8/6/06 02:39 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Virginity, etc.

So you're waiting for true love, and keeping an eye out for your security? I believe you're the first one (I could be wrong) who has mentioned not wanting to have loose sex because of the different, not so savory, possible technical outcomes. There is not only a risk of pregnancy, which for young and unprepared people is a disaster in the making, but you also have the worry of STDs. These two possibilities can not only impact your health, but your education, career, and freedom of choice of what you can do with your life as well. Also, both parties are affected, not just you, which makes it even more difficult.

I'm glad that you're considering both the emotional (love, commitment) and technical aspects of this. ;)

At 8/6/06 02:54 PM, Sarah_Rawr wrote:

At 8/6/06 02:39 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Virginity, etc.

So you're waiting for true love, and keeping an eye out for your security? I believe you're the first one (I could be wrong) who has mentioned not wanting to have loose sex because of the different, not so savory, possible technical outcomes. There is not only a risk of pregnancy, which for young and unprepared people is a disaster in the making, but you also have the worry of STDs.

Yeah. Even with condoms and other surgeries to help either get the woman's tubes tied, or to take out men's sperm, there are still many risks. Condoms can fail. But still, they are the best way for the cheapest price.

These two possibilities can not only impact your health, but your education, career, and freedom of choice of what you can do with your life as well. Also, both parties are affected, not just you, which makes it even more difficult.

Yes. It's sad hearing all the stories about husbands who left their wife for many reasons, and the wife having to survive with their baby on the streets.

I'm glad that you're considering both the emotional (love, commitment) and technical aspects of this. ;)

Yeah. I overthink things. A LOT. ;)

All i can say is

Am i in the club?

Ah, I was gone and missed the new ranks :<

So, I'll pick droid then, since they're so smooth and shexy

At 8/6/06 02:06 PM, Dejanus wrote: I believe that is called the Gonk Droid. Gonk is the sound that it utters. Screamo, at least no-one rides me, I still have my Gonking dignity.

At least I can fucking move. That thing has all the mobility of an inebriated man with a freshly amputated leg. Plus, I have organs. Droids don't. So suck it. XD

At 8/6/06 02:39 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: If you are wondering what I mean by "my luck," I am either REALLY LUCKY, or FUCKING SCREWED. If I had sex with a drunk girl, I would either a) get her pregnant and ruin my life or b) have sex and she doesn't get pregnant at all. Still, I believe in love sex rather than sex just for sex. I am too nice for my own good.

I know what you mean... I'm kinda neurotic, so that's another reason why I'll probably stay a virgin for a while... too many possible negative consequences.

At 8/6/06 03:01 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Yeah. I overthink things. A LOT. ;)
At 8/6/06 04:57 PM, screamokaratekick wrote: I know what you mean... I'm kinda neurotic, so that's another reason why I'll probably stay a virgin for a while... too many possible negative consequences.

Well, you know what they say.. "better safe than sorry", right? Especially about something as important as this, definitely words to take heed of.

Whether you overthink, or are neurotic, at least you're making a wise decision. ;)

At 8/6/06 04:54 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Ah, I was gone and missed the new ranks :<

You didn't miss out on too much, I posted the system only last night after all.

So, I'll pick droid then, since they're so smooth and shexy

All right, yours and Metal's ranks will be passed out tonight. Go go droids!

At 8/6/06 04:57 PM, screamokaratekick wrote:

At 8/6/06 02:39 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: If you are wondering what I mean by "my luck,"

I know what you mean... I'm kinda neurotic, so that's another reason why I'll probably stay a virgin for a while... too many possible negative consequences.

I wouldn't consider myself neurotic because that word seems to me more like a handicap or bad condition. I'd rather think of myself as superstitous. :)

And yeah, most of us will be virgins for a while. Considering the audience that Newgrounds appeals to, for most of them, it will be a five year wait if they want to have sex on their birthday. Or, it could take longer considering either: they are looking for true love and want sex with that one partner; are a complete douchebag and no woman wants to date them; or just think sex is "icky." Sure there are other reasons, but I'm too tired to name them all. :P

And I just noticed Srah Rawr posted while I am typing this, AND I'M TOO LAZY TO QUOTE YOU OKAY?! :( Yes, I overthink, no I am not neurotic. Two, yes I will be looking forward to my rank. :D

<3

Well, STD are always a threat, but I think it's a matter of trust when it comes to this. Should your partner be infected with an STD, he or she should be honest about this. There's no need for the disease to spread, you'd only make it worse should you choose not to inform your partner about it.

One more reason why condoms should be used at all time. Not just because it has a very good rate of preventing pregnancy, it also prevents STD's from being transmitted from one host to another.

Someone explain to me what neurotic is? Because I can't understand what it is most of you are talking about :<

At 8/6/06 06:30 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Someone explain to me what neurotic is? Because I can't understand what it is most of you are talking about :<

Went to dictionary.com and it just told me to go to "neurosis."

"Any of various mental or emotional disorders, such as hypochondria or neurasthenia, arising from no apparent organic lesion or change and involving symptoms such as insecurity, anxiety, depression, and irrational fears, but without psychotic symptoms such as delusions or hallucinations. No longer in scientific use."

See, I just don't like that word. And no, I am not in denial, I just believe in being safe, rather than sorry.

Ah right, I get it now, means being psycho for no reason, can see why you wouldn't like it as a description

At 8/6/06 06:40 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Ah right, I get it now, means being psycho for no reason, can see why you wouldn't like it as a description

Yes. Especially since it's not true. I am a happy and easy going guy, and the last thing I expect to be is psycho. So, I do admit I am superstitious, but not psycho.

Now just to blance it out, because this is supposed to be a virgin club, some virgin talk. How long do you think you should know your girl/boyfriend before sex? I would say whenever you and your partner are comfortable with it.

At 8/6/06 06:48 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Yes. Especially since it's not true. I am a happy and easy going guy, and the last thing I expect to be is psycho. So, I do admit I am superstitious, but not psycho.

I don't think he was meant to mean you're a psycho. But rather just insecure, just scared of being rejected basically.

Now just to blance it out, because this is supposed to be a virgin club, some virgin talk. How long do you think you should know your girl/boyfriend before sex? I would say whenever you and your partner are comfortable with it.

Thats really the only answer. I mean if you're not comfortable then you shouldn't do it.

At 8/6/06 06:55 PM, -Nev- wrote: I don't think he was meant to mean you're a psycho. But rather just insecure, just scared of being rejected basically.

Probably.

Thats really the only answer. I mean if you're not comfortable then you shouldn't do it.

I know. I just had to balance the virgin talk out because we were focusing more on being neurotic, rather than the actual point of the club. :)

At 8/6/06 06:57 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: I know. I just had to balance the virgin talk out because we were focusing more on being neurotic, rather than the actual point of the club. :)

But if being neurotic is a reason why people aren't losing their virginities then its still link isn't it? Its a branch on the Tree of Virginity.

At 8/6/06 07:05 PM, -Nev- wrote: But if being neurotic is a reason why people aren't losing their virginities then its still link isn't it? Its a branch on the Tree of Virginity.

That's actually a very good point. I guess I mean focusing more on the meaning of neurotic rather than tieing it with virginity. And that idea of a Tree of Virginity give me an idea.

What's wrong with being neurotic? If it lines up with being a creep, I'm due for it.

At 8/6/06 06:48 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:

At 8/6/06 06:40 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Ah right, I get it now, means being psycho for no reason, can see why you wouldn't like it as a description

Yes. Especially since it's not true. I am a happy and easy going guy, and the last thing I expect to be is psycho. So, I do admit I am superstitious, but not psycho.

I may be neurotic, but I'm not psycho... although I think I may have a few undiagnosed mental conditions XD. And in response to the question, the obvious answer is when both the girlfriend and boyfriend are ready for it and want to do it. There it is. Enjoy reading it over, if you want.

We've gotta stop letting this slip down so far... oh, and greetings, fellow virgins XD.

At 8/6/06 11:14 PM, lordlucavi wrote: jesus christ! what bunch of losers u might as well b unequipped fucking morons!

You sir are spamming a club you dont belong to. You also apparently have no command of the English language whatsoever. Keep your abuse to yourself please.
Good day.

I bought a pocket vagina should I pleasure my self with it.

At 8/7/06 01:26 AM, iscrulz wrote: I bought a pocket vagina should I pleasure my self with it.

...why the fuck would you buy it if you're not planning on using it? Don't ask stupid questions.