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At 8/5/06 04:29 PM, Dejanus wrote: Do you consider ME an underaged user? If you think profanity is inappropriate for me, then I tell you this: FUCK!

you, i would class as immature, i was making a polite request on behalf of those who do not appreciate the profanity, there was no need for your reply......
Please try not to be run over by a bus while playing on the freeway ;-)

At 8/5/06 04:40 PM, Naked_Beercan wrote: you, i would class as immature, i was making a polite request on behalf of those who do not appreciate the profanity, there was no need for your reply......

I doubt there are many people, in any, on NG who are against swearing. The Portal and BBS are full of curses and things far worse.

And anyone who is offended by a word is stupid in my opinion. But thats not for this topic.

Please try not to be run over by a bus while playing on the freeway ;-)

I think death wishes are worse than swear :P.

I was joking naked beercan, just trying to have a light-hearted conversation. And yes, we do need to get back on topic again.

At 8/5/06 04:51 PM, Dejanus wrote: I was joking naked beercan, just trying to have a light-hearted conversation. And yes, we do need to get back on topic again.

Agreed...

At 8/5/06 06:35 PM, screamokaratekick wrote:

At 8/5/06 04:51 PM, Dejanus wrote: I was joking naked beercan, just trying to have a light-hearted conversation. And yes, we do need to get back on topic again.

Agreed...

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Virginity.

There! We're on topic again :D

I think we should discuss a topic that's come up before in this club: If you engage in sex other than regular vaginal sex, is that considered losing your virginity? My vote is yes, for the simple reason that it's still basically sex... you're engaging in the act for pleasure (or possibly love), just the same as you would for regular intercourse.

Eh, oral sex, no, anal sex, yes.

At least, in regards to losing your virginity or whatever.

At 8/5/06 10:52 PM, Dobio wrote: Eh, oral sex, no, anal sex, yes.

At least, in regards to losing your virginity or whatever.

Was that refering to my earlier post? I'm guessing anal since it's actually penetration. So if a woman was a lesbian, then she would be a virgin forever? Would she say that she lost it if her partner used a strap-on? Stuff like this is just mostly an opinion. There are some people that consider losing your virginity after having oral sex. I disagree with them.

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At 8/5/06 10:06 PM, screamokaratekick wrote: I think we should discuss a topic that's come up before in this club: If you engage in sex other than regular vaginal sex, is that considered losing your virginity? My vote is yes, for the simple reason that it's still basically sex... you're engaging in the act for pleasure (or possibly love), just the same as you would for regular intercourse.

So, hand jobs/fingering and oral sex counts as losing your virginity? That's nonsense. I'm going to have to pull the age card on you. The only reason you have that belief is because you're still very young and haven't experienced enough things sexually yet.

If you plan on staying a virgin until marriage of whatever, and you think dong any sexual activity means you lose your virginity, then good luck when you turn 17 and begin dating more often, because I doubt you'll find many girls interested in holding your hand 24/7.

Sexual activity is a natural act. If you're unwilling to touch your own girlfriend's vagina from time to time, then you'll have a hard time finding a girl wanting to stay with you. This isn't penetration we're talking about, just a little bit of touching.

Lol oh lawd guys, what a riot I tell yaz.

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The ranking system Q&A:

Q. Sarah, what's going on with the VRS (Virgin Ranking System)?

A. Members who have joined and have contributed a reasonable amount to the club, will be given a title of a Star Wars character. This title will be determined by Dobio and myself (possibly Naked Beercan if he isn't already molesting someone or trying to be a Virgin Cop), dependent upon the individual's personality, and announced in the club with a picture and certification of authenticity.

Now, when you first start out, you have the freedom to choose between these two categories:

1.) Droids.

2.) Creatures.

From there, your fate will be determined by us.

Q. But Sarah, what if I don't want to be an Ewok, or a Wookie, or a dumpster droid?

A. You don't like what you were given? You can graduate to something more awesome as time goes along.

Think big time, as big as Jabba the Hutt.

Q. What does this have to do with virginity?

A. All virgins love Star Wars! Oooooohhhh.

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Sarah_Rawr = Darth Vader (with mask on.)

Dobio = Boba Fett (with mask on.)

Naked_Beercan = R2D2

At 8/6/06 12:17 AM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: Naked_Beercan = R2D2

I'm really a naked_beercan on wheels...... but call me R2D2 for short ;-)

At 8/5/06 11:42 PM, DirtySyko wrote: So, hand jobs/fingering and oral sex counts as losing your virginity? That's nonsense. I'm going to have to pull the age card on you. The only reason you have that belief is because you're still very young and haven't experienced enough things sexually yet.

If you plan on staying a virgin until marriage of whatever, and you think dong any sexual activity means you lose your virginity, then good luck when you turn 17 and begin dating more often, because I doubt you'll find many girls interested in holding your hand 24/7.

Sexual activity is a natural act. If you're unwilling to touch your own girlfriend's vagina from time to time, then you'll have a hard time finding a girl wanting to stay with you. This isn't penetration we're talking about, just a little bit of touching.

I'm not saying it's wrong by any means. I'm not saying I'll still be a virgin by the time I'm 17, either. It's just my opinion (unexperienced, yes, but my opinion nonetheless) that it would still be considered loss of virginity. I'm probably wrong, but whatever. Personally, I'm dying to lose my virginity... but that's just me. Sorry to go completely against the statement that the club is making, but it's my desire. (also, it makes me a hypocrite... i said the exact opposite a little while ago... can't make up my mind!!!)

And also, I'm psyched for the ranking system Sarah/Dobio/NB. Does "creature" count as human, as well? I... CAN'T... WAIT!!!

oh, wait, i see. I pick creatures, then.

At 8/6/06 01:10 AM, screamokaratekick wrote: oh, wait, i see. I pick creatures, then.

Hello young friend.

After careful discussion with my partner in crime, we have deemed you one of the most famous creatures in the Star Wars Universe.

The graceful, the nimble, the one with a warm inside, the lovely, psychadelic, Tauntaun!

You will evolve into something else when Sarah and I see it fit.

Stamp of approval!

GO TAUNTAUN!

At 8/6/06 12:17 AM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: 1.) Droids.

2.) Creatures.

I'll take Creatures too.

A. All virgins love Star Wars! Oooooohhhh.

Lovely logic :).

At 8/4/06 11:32 PM, Lord_Of_Ketchup wrote: The only reason I'm a virgin is because I'm ashamed of my tiny penis.

Here, Here!

At 8/4/06 11:59 PM, Dobio wrote: For one, I am INSANELY more popular (if you want to go that route) than all your members combined, on this website.

BIG HEAD! : O

Although, it is true : /

At 8/5/06 05:06 AM, DirtySyko wrote: Your problem is you just won't stop looking for love.

It's like...an insight into my soul O_o

freaky, man.

At 8/6/06 12:17 AM, Sarah_Rawr wrote: A. All virgins love Star Wars! Oooooohhhh.

I'm Han Solo O_O

I have to ask.

Who gets the honour of having the rank of Jabba the Hut?

Tauntaun? *sighs* Well, hopefully I'll prove my worth soon and upgrade to something much more awesome. Thanks for the ranking, though (I was the first one besides u three, w00t!). BTW, didn't Luke kill the tauntaun in the opening of the Empire Strikes Back for warmth? I could be wrong, I haven't seen the Star Wars movies in a while... Damn episodes I, II, and III... Damn them to hell.

I will take Droids, always good to be different! DONT MAKE ME C-3P0! Please, anything but that!

At 8/6/06 12:16 PM, Dejanus wrote: I will take Droids, always good to be different! DONT MAKE ME C-3P0! Please, anything but that!

Good evening droid lover.

After careful consideration, and a unaminous vote, we here at the Virgin Club, have decided to deem you, the POWER DROID

The Power Droid, often overlooked because the only thing powerful looking about him is his name, will do you well until your next evolution. Walk with pride, my friend, because well, at least you have legs.

You will remain a Power Droid until we deem you fit to advance.

I believe that is called the Gonk Droid. Gonk is the sound that it utters. Screamo, at least no-one rides me, I still have my Gonking dignity.

At 8/6/06 02:06 PM, Dejanus wrote: I believe that is called the Gonk Droid. Gonk is the sound that it utters. Screamo, at least no-one rides me, I still have my Gonking dignity.

Nope, power droid, don't argue.

Look it up, it is a Gonk droid. It's only means of communication is a loud, mechanical GONK. Nuff said.

At 8/6/06 09:23 AM, -Nev- wrote: I'll take Creatures too.

G'day, oh curious one. We here at the Virgin Club have spent countless hours deciding on what your very first creature should be. As a result, we have finally decided the perfect addition to our club.

Congratulations, my friend, you are now the hardly domestic, best friend of the Tusken Raiders, the massiff!

A great name, as all virgins are indeed...massiff at one point in their life, at least you get to accomplish this goal on the internet, instead of by...well, your diet.

You will remain massiff, (er, a massiff) until you are deemed fit to advance by our crew.

At 8/6/06 02:12 PM, Dejanus wrote: Look it up, it is a Gonk droid. It's only means of communication is a loud, mechanical GONK. Nuff said.

It was looked up, confirmed, and I called George Lucas to double check and he said it was a Power Droid.

Congratulations, Power Droid.

At 8/6/06 02:12 PM, Dejanus wrote: Look it up, it is a Gonk droid. It's only means of communication is a loud, mechanical GONK. Nuff said.

Hi.

The Gonk Droid is officially known as an EG-6 model, or a power droid, but is commonly called "Gonk Droid" due to the sounds it makes.

We here at the virgin club are official. Always.

Apparently you did not look it up. If you type in Power Droid OR Gonk Droid into Wikipedia search, you will get an article called GONK DROID! Look it up THERE!

At 8/6/06 02:18 PM, Dejanus wrote: Apparently you did not look it up. If you type in Power Droid OR Gonk Droid into Wikipedia search, you will get an article called GONK DROID! Look it up THERE!

Hi.

The Gonk Droid is officially known as an EG-6 model, or a power droid, but is commonly called "Gonk Droid" due to the sounds it makes.

Keep this up and you will be demoted to Space Trash.

I would like to join this club. I saw this club when it was only one page and Dobio was the first to post, but had to leave for a trip to Maryland in 5 minutes and couldn't post. >:(

Well, I would like to join this club. I am a virgin, mostly because of my age, but a virgin nonetheless. So, am I in?