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Posted at: 8/2/06 12:21 AM
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Meaning personality, atleast for this post. Well anyways everything was going smoothly with this girl until I started posting on NG alot and then got used to the rape and masterbation jokes. Well anyways since I got used to the jokes I started using them with this girl and she started to like me way less ever since I've been using these jokes.(Damn you Newgrounds!)So just to be sure I asked: Which jokes is it you don't like? Basically it was every joke I've been using that are part of my Newgrounds humour(yes I use a "u" since I'm Canadian.
Moral of the story: Newgrounds makes you unattractive.
Posted at: 8/2/06 12:23 AM
At 8/2/06 12:22 AM, -Kes- wrote: At 8/2/06 12:21 AM, ZeRo_PrImE wrote: this girl and she started to like me way less ever since I've been using these jokes.just rape her
At 8/2/06 12:21 AM, ZeRo_PrImE wrote: this girl and she started to like me way less ever since I've been using these jokes.
Exactly the type of jokes that made my personality unattractive so I'm now going to watch what I say.
Posted at: 8/2/06 12:24 AM
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are you kidding, my girlfriend goes on this website *starts to cry* eh who am i kidding, i have no girlfriend thatnks to Newgrounds...
Click me
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Maybe it's also because you listen to shit like Cradle of Filth....
Stupid to make dumbass sexual comments to your girl.
Posted at: 8/2/06 12:25 AM
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or you know you dont say dick and fart jokes to your girlfriends.
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I agree.......people hate me more than ever now!
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At 8/2/06 12:24 AM, phoenix7289 wrote: Maybe it's also because you listen to shit like Cradle of Filth.... Stupid to make dumbass sexual comments to your girl.
Yeah I know I'm now stopping those comments lol
And she sort of likes the band too(only when shes mad though..)
Posted at: 8/2/06 12:29 AM
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mabye your not dumb and think before you speak
Posted at: 8/2/06 12:30 AM
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At 8/2/06 12:24 AM, phoenix7289 wrote: Maybe it's also because you listen to shit like Cradle of Filth....
What are you talking about? Nothing attracts girls more than unintelligble satanic screaming. Everyone knows that.
Gonna piece you back together by eleven and then... Awesome sig made by turkeybean of the NGSM.
Posted at: 8/2/06 12:31 AM
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If you were smart you wouldn't make those coments around girls, just saying.
Loving what you see but you fear what you think cuz your mind and your body there's a missing fucking link!
Posted at: 8/2/06 12:32 AM
At 8/2/06 12:30 AM, -Abaxion- wrote: What are you talking about? Nothing attracts girls more than unintelligble satanic screaming. Everyone knows that.
Read the lyrics you'll see they have meaning, if you can't see past the screaming then you're an idiot.
Your post made me lol
hehheh
yea and mabye get a fucking slut ass girlfriend that wants to hear rape and dick jokes \\
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If they truley love you they wont care what sites you go on. I probably have the nicest girlfirend in the world.
She probably does care but she thinks im sexy.
Posted at: 8/2/06 12:33 AM
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You're a dumbshit if you think rape/masturbation jokes would be funny to a girl.
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You really need to stay the fuck away from your desktop when the line between internets and real life begins to blur.
Posted at: 8/2/06 12:34 AM
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Ya.. Why dont you think before you say shit?? Dont make me jump the my computer and molest your dog.
Great and not so great user list!!! Sig made for me by Blue Hippo.. Who else?
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At 8/2/06 12:33 AM, DashDingo wrote: You're a dumbshit if you think rape/masturbation jokes would be funny to a girl.
Girls love a good rape joke.
Everuyone knows that.
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Posted at: 8/2/06 12:35 AM
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I don't talk like that to girls. If you do, you're a dumbshit.
Posted at: 8/2/06 12:37 AM
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At 8/2/06 12:21 AM, ZeRo_PrImE wrote: Well anyways since I got used to the jokes I started using them with this girl and she started to like me way less ever since I've been using these jokes.(Damn you Newgrounds!)
No..... damn you for being an idiot and useing RAPE jokes aroun YOUR GIRLFRIEND. If you could possibly smartin up a bit, then maybe you still would have the right to go out with this girl.................. if shes even real for that matter.
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Posted at: 8/2/06 12:38 AM
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what happened? her: hey I've got a joke.why did the chicken cross the road? you: because I was trying to rape it!!! *she runs away* you: ah man.
Posted at: 8/2/06 12:40 AM
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At 8/2/06 12:33 AM, Smizzoach wrote: You really need to stay the fuck away from your desktop when the line between internets and real life begins to blur.
Girlfriend > Newgrounds
And yes I am biased. :P
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Lol, dude. Never. Ever. Open your mind to ng.
It's sneaky. It'll do things behind your back, like hide the remote, or reattach bodyparts in ridiculous places.
All I see in NG is a comic testing ground. Put out, but never absorb, and you should survive ng with your sanity intact.
I have a sig.
Posted at: 8/2/06 12:41 AM
At 8/2/06 12:30 AM, -Abaxion- wrote: At 8/2/06 12:24 AM, phoenix7289 wrote:
At 8/2/06 12:24 AM, phoenix7289 wrote:
HAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!! I seriously laughed out fucking loud at that one! Nice! ^^^Made my fucking day!!!^^^
*night*
Posted at: 8/2/06 12:44 AM
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well next time dont talk 2 your mom that way< retarded
You're----Your
At 8/2/06 12:32 AM, Farknocker wrote: behold, the power of retardation
No. Shlutty gilfriend = aids in can.
Posted at: 8/2/06 12:46 AM
At 8/2/06 12:40 AM, Petroleum wrote: At 8/2/06 12:33 AM, Smizzoach wrote: You really need to stay the fuck away from your desktop when the line between internets and real life begins to blur.Girlfriend > Newgrounds And yes I am biased. :P
So.. By "Biased" You mean your Bi-Sexual?
Posted at: 8/2/06 12:47 AM
HAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!! I seriously laughed out fucking loud at that one! Nice!
Anytime.....
Posted at: 8/2/06 12:50 AM
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At 8/2/06 12:21 AM, ZeRo_PrImE wrote: Meaning personality, atleast for this post. Well anyways everything was going smoothly with this girl until I started posting on NG alot and then got used to the rape and masterbation jokes. Well anyways since I got used to the jokes I started using them with this girl and she started to like me way less ever since I've been using these jokes.(Damn you Newgrounds!)So just to be sure I asked: Which jokes is it you don't like? Basically it was every joke I've been using that are part of my Newgrounds humour(yes I use a "u" since I'm Canadian. Moral of the story: Newgrounds makes you unattractive.
No, it made YOU look unattractive. Obviously you should have the common sense to not talk about topics such as those...ESPECIALLY those.
Your fault you picked a bad conversation starter. Dont blame NG for your mistakes.
Posted at: 8/2/06 12:51 AM
At 8/2/06 12:46 AM, physco_pickle wrote: At 8/2/06 12:40 AM, Petroleum wrote: At 8/2/06 12:33 AM, Smizzoach wrote: You really need to stay the fuck away from your desktop when the line between internets and real life begins to blur.Girlfriend > Newgrounds And yes I am biased. :PSo.. By "Biased" You mean your Bi-Sexual?
Being biased has nothing to do with sexuality, it just means that you take sides.
Posted at: 8/2/06 12:52 AM
At 8/2/06 12:50 AM, xMystic_Manx wrote: At 8/2/06 12:21 AM, ZeRo_PrImE wrote:
At 8/2/06 12:21 AM, ZeRo_PrImE wrote:
Be quiet youngster... You're pretty much copying what all of us have to say! PWND.
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