Museum Claims Earth is 6000 yrs old

[BigBlueBalls]

Ok some dude named Ken Ham is opening the first ever museum that will tell us the Earth was created in 7 days approximately 6000 years ago, all fossilized evidence can be explained by the Great Flood, and that Tyrannosaurus was a big cuddly beast who ate grass and lived peacefully with humans.

http://www.livescien..creation_museum.html

Here's a picture of the guy opening the museum. When I first saw the pic I thought he had mud on his face, but no that's his beard...

[AdamRice]

Creepy!

[STEM]

he must be stating it like it's new information, probably never read the bible.

[Lost-Chances]

Religon gone to a whole new shit level.

[DaveMan-CI]

i heard he dabbles in LSD.

[ornery-scotsman]

That beard is outstanding.

Who is going to trust a guy with mammoth pubes growing out of his zygomatic arch. I bet he has hairy palms (or should i say PSLAMS! HAHAHA) from jacking off.

[Slython]

People think we evolved from monkeys? Blasphemy.

Everyone knows Jesus had a pet Raptor he rode to kill the Romans. >:(

[HellzYeahCCR]

It's a pretty farfetched idea.

But that was a low-blow on the beard. :P

[MattMan1]

I love extremests.

[skflashv]

is it a hippy?

[Luxury-Yacht]

Well, many creationists do believe that the earth is actually 6000-6500 years old. This museum isn't making up new stuff, only reinforcing it.

[TropicalParadise]

Happy 6000.

I hate people who worship the bible as such.

I mean, i'm extremely extremely religous, but I refuse to believe anything in the Old Testament as FACT.

[Silent-G]

I dont think you can use fosils to see days, maybe decades or centuries, but not 7 days.
fucking jesus freaks.

[CopperChaos]

At 8/1/06 05:38 PM, Slython wrote: People think we evolved from monkeys? Blasphemy.

Everyone knows Jesus had a pet Raptor he rode to kill the Romans. >:(

HAHA good one.

[TropicalPenquin]

The idea he has and is going to potray in the museum of Dinosaurs living peacefully with man totally contridicts the bible which states somewhere that fossils were placed in the ground by the devil to shake mans belief of god. So even his theory contredicts the bible.

[Lost-Thought]

why can't people accept the fact that the bible is mostly a book of stories with a moral involved in it somewhere

[Idocreating]

It's amazing how religion still has the power to make people look like total idiots.

[Luxury-Yacht]

At 8/1/06 05:39 PM, TropicalParadise wrote: I mean, i'm extremely extremely religous, but I refuse to believe anything in the Old Testament as FACT.

I refuse to shake any woman's hand, due to the possibility that she may be in her monthly cycle and is unclean. Leviticus knows how to work over the ladies, alright.

[CleverNickname]

Oh my. I love how they say the fossils are from the Great Flood.

[MoonCraft]

Reinforcing ignorance to prove faith, it's just retarded. That's the whole point of FAITH, there will be things beyond our comprehension and you should have faith that it is true. This guy is contradicting his own belief system. But oh well, I won't be visiting his museum so good for him.

[TheSovereign]

Its on of those places that makes you more stupid when you visit.

[Hierophant]

This coming from the people who think incest is fine and that homosexuals are abominations.

Hahaha, my friend.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

[Luxury-Yacht]

At 8/1/06 05:43 PM, MoonCraft wrote: But oh well, I won't be visiting his museum so good for him.

Screw that, I'm THERE. Biggest laugh I'll have all summer. Maybe he'll try to prove that Jesus ate Triceratops eggs at the last supper.

[MoonCraft]

At 8/1/06 05:44 PM, Luxury_Yacht wrote:
Screw that, I'm THERE. Biggest laugh I'll have all summer. Maybe he'll try to prove that Jesus ate Triceratops eggs at the last supper.

Good point, I wonder how long it would take for me to get kicked out for laughing non-stop.

Maybe the Romans used Saber Toothed Tigers, not lions, to kill the Christians. ROFLS

[Luxury-Yacht]

At 8/1/06 05.:46 PM, MoonCraft wrote: Good point, I wonder how long it would take for me to get kicked out for laughing non-stop.

Maybe the Romans used Saber Toothed Tigers, not lions, to kill the Christians. ROFLS

Noah released a pterodactyl from the ark to find land. Little known bible fact.

[Hierophant]

So why did the dinosaurs die out and the humans, who are much less hardy, didn't?

[HAQnSPITT]

At 8/1/06 05:39 PM, TropicalParadise wrote: Happy 6000.

Yeah, I wonder if he had this topic planned for a while but was saving it for this specific post number.

[SSdraken]

Eer ... yeah. Read the bible. He could at least be original!

[subpar]

That Mary Dawson person they quoted in the article puts it best by saying: "Genesis is not science ... Genesis is a tale that was handed down for generations by people who really knew nothing about science, who knew nothing about natural history, and certainly knew nothing about what fossils were.''

Ken Ham really needs to carefully consider that fact.
His "creation museum" is a piece of trash.

(Oops, I'm a blasphemer now.)

So maybe he's right, and the Earth is only 6000 years old -- but God can't blame me for believing otherwise when every single scientific fact known to man suggests that the Earth is billions of years old.

[MoonCraft]

At 8/1/06 05:54 PM, Luxury_Yacht wrote:
Noah released a pterodactyl from the ark to find land. Little known bible fact.

Now I'm really interested in what this guy is going try and prove.

Ancient Egypt had no dinosaurs and that was 4,000 years ago. It MUST have been God to be able to wipe out that many species of dinosaurs, ice age creatures, primitive humanoids, etc in less than 2,000 years.

New "fact": It wasn't a snake that tempted Adam and Eve, it was an Allosaurus.