Bitch next door

[seel]

Its this bitch living next door to me, she is so annoying. Always when you'r like smookeing she goes like "Stop smookeing, its bad for your health and for everyone else. I'll tell your parents if you dont stop". Once she did tell my parents and i got grounded! And when you throw stuff at cars passing by she pops out of nowhere and tell us off >:( And sometimes she comes home to my place and if i'm by the computer she goes like "You have to get out more or else you will be fat etc blahblahblah". Damn bitch i feel like killing her but if i do my parents will get mad at me. How the fuck do i get rid of her??

[RoobyKillAll]

Your sig is revolting.

[WilliWowza]

Secks is the only answer

[WilliWowza]

Secks is the only answer, it's obvious you've got the hots for her

[DSMagnum]

Rape her... no.

Just tell her off. Say STFU and say that you're tired of her. If she bitches about that, punch her in the face. That'll teach her not to aggitate you.

[seel]

At 8/1/06 03:23 PM, RoobyKillAll wrote: Your sig is revolting.

kthx i fix it.

[Pre-K-Prostitute]

At 8/1/06 03:23 PM, -Kes- wrote: put a bear trap outside her door

Or in her favorite soft drink.

[ZeRo-PrImE]

Rape her.

Its the only way.

Oh, and maybe ignoring her would work too.

[Pre-K-Prostitute]

At 8/1/06 03:26 PM, ZeRo_PrImE wrote: Rape her.

Its the only way.

Oh, and maybe ignoring her would work too.

Or, you could do both at the same time. Eliminates the mess of choosing between one or the other.

[seel]

At 8/1/06 03:26 PM, ZeRo_PrImE wrote: Rape her.

Its the only way.

Oh, and maybe ignoring her would work too.

ugh you have no idea how fat she is :S And ignoring her wont work cuz then she starts bitching and shes like a good friend to my mom.. :/

[Idocreating]

You sound as bad as each other. Chucking stuff at passing cars? Not smart.

[ZeRo-PrImE]

At 8/1/06 03:28 PM, seel wrote:
ugh you have no idea how fat she is :S And ignoring her wont work cuz then she starts bitching and shes like a good friend to my mom.. :/

Tie her up, gag her and lock her in your basement.

[Kratos64]

omg i hate when girls do nothing but bitch!!! they give all girls a bad reputaion. i had one that when i was playing capture the flag at my freinds the night before the hockey game, and so he had his sisters freind over, and all she did was sit on the flag with her big fat ass and bitch allll the time. she would say" im not moving cuz ur no threat u losers." and im like "wtf ur too fat to run look whos bitch! all ur doing is siting on the flag. so i got so mad i just sat on there porch playing psp with my freinds, so she came over to our side and just stood there bitching, so we put on head phones and ignored here for i think it was a half hour. i just waited till she wore herself out from talking to much lol.....i hate them

[seel]

At 8/1/06 03:29 PM, Idocreating wrote: You sound as bad as each other. Chucking stuff at passing cars? Not smart.

meh what else can you do with your Gs :(

[Twone]

If you throw rocks at cars and she is bitching, throw rocks at her.

[MaidenHead]

She has a good point. I'd take heed of the thing she's said, to be honest.

[seel]

At 8/1/06 03:33 PM, _Twone_ wrote: If you throw rocks at cars and she is bitching, throw rocks at her.

lol i might just try that.

[RoobyKillAll]

At 8/1/06 04:15 PM, seel wrote:

At 8/1/06 03:33 PM, _Twone_ wrote: If you throw rocks at cars and she is bitching, throw rocks at her.

lol i might just try that.

Or just don't throw rocks at cars you punk.

[Hemlok]

If you hate her how come she goes into your house?

[seel]

At 8/1/06 04:17 PM, Hemlok wrote: If you hate her how come she goes into your house?

If you read the whole thread you can c i wrote that she is my moms friend.. -.- I just cant tell her to fuck of cuz then my parents will get mad at me.. However, i have to dissgus this with my mom.. I just cant stand that bitch

[TheMaster]

Kick her in the neck.

[Sinouxy]

Just give her a kick in the cu*t
A kick in the Cun*
Yes a kick in the C*nt

that solves everything

[averageroadkill]

At 8/1/06 04:24 PM, -Kes- wrote: tell your mom she molested you and youll never see her again

best plan so far

[CopperChaos]

At 8/1/06 04:25 PM, BestManEver wrote: Kick her in the neck.

Kick her in her face and insert a big, fucking metal pipe on her ass. She would probably like that, though...

[FattPandaa]

Just tell the dumb bitch off, whenever she comes in and tells you that you need to get off the computer tell her that she needs to mind her own damn buisness.

[West-End-Pro]

"Stop smookeing, its bad for your health and for everyone else. I'll tell your parents if you dont stop".

She's right! It is bad for your health.

Once she did tell my parents and i got grounded!

Jolly good. Shouldn't of been smoking then.

And when you throw stuff at cars passing by she pops out of nowhere and tell us off >:(

What a chav.

And sometimes she comes home to my place and if i'm by the computer she goes like "You have to get out more or else you will be fat etc blahblahblah"

What a bitch.

. Damn bitch i feel like killing her but if i do my parents will get mad at me.

If you do, off to prison you go, or to the juvenile place.

How the fuck do i get rid of her??

Move.

[Hierophant]

Secks is the only answer

[Stoneboy]

There is the little thing called... emo music.

Download it on your MP3 (you have to sacrifice a wee bit of dignity), and feed her on it, while tied to a pole, of course.

[ripman]

what is the world coming to? is she old?

[Hierophant]

Actually, you're lucky she doesn't call the cops on your punk ass.

I'm all for civil disobedience, but you're just being an idiot.

Cut it out, she's right.