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You missed a few:

When you are being unbelievably wrong in every aspect of what you type, you must say the person caning your ass should:
1.) stfu retard
2.) Shut up, as they've never been to Iraq.
3.) Come to Detroit and discuss it.

You can win any argument by pointing out somebody doesn't like in America.

Always ask the other poster for a source to try and make out they're wrong, then go very quiet indeed when they do, while your whole argument can't be sourced as you're making it up.

Remember: blame anyone other than America. i.e., all 655,000 people killed in Iraq were by insurgents or terrorists.

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At 8/1/06 10:13 AM, JMHX wrote: When Creating a Topic

1.Misspell at least one word in the topic title. For every multi-letter word you replace with a single letter (You to u, etc.) people will see that you don't have time to write a full title because you're so busy writing quality in the actual post.

thers nufing rong wif ma spelin so meh!

2. Don't capitalize. Topics are about interpretation. Mods and other regulars love it when they have to spend 20 minutes deciding what you're trying to say. It enhances their mind and makes it likely they'll support your topics.

THATS SILLY HOW MANY ASSHOLES CAPITALIZE? LOL

3. Stay away from any original thoughts. If you didn't catch the last four minutes of someone talking about it on FOX, it's not really worth saying. So what if there are already 4 gun rights topics in the top 5 thread positions? What you have to say is different enough to merit a fifth, and it's going to be better than the other ones

It doesnt matter if I have to repeat myself
It doesnt matter if I have to repeat myself
It doesnt matter if I have to repeat myself
It doesnt matter if I have to repeat myself

4. Throw out generalizations like herpes. They spread just the same, and generalizations will only increase the amount of people who read your thread. Don't say Congress has a short-sighted view on immigration policy, say George Bush thinks Mexicans should die, and that he is a Nazi pig.

He isnt a nazi? News to me. lol

5. Insist you are right. No matter what the facts say, post what you feel. Facts are sons of bitches anyway, and most of the people on the forum don't use them.

Your an idiot.

When Posting in a Thread

1. Be sure to tell the poster he is gay or stupid. If they disagree with you, something is wrong with them and they need to know it's probably their sexuality. Feel free to use the most offensive words possible.

You are gay and/or stupid.

2. Remind the thread starter that you are an expert. After all, you took a class in middle school that watched a video on this.

It was hard not to run for the door...

3. Never post links to sources. Make those ungrateful bastards do the footwork themselves.

I do but there bastards!

4. Repeat the same position over and over. The more you repeat it, the more likely they are to realize you are right.

I am right
I am right
I am right
I am right

5. Remember: This is Newgrounds. It's Serious business. Death threats are completely called for after you lose that debate on whether pot-smoking homosexual gun-control advocates deserve the right to an abortion in Vermont.

I know where you live?!?!?! lol. No serously im looking at you right now!