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At 8/7/06 08:39 PM, Der_Pandar wrote: I am the greatest (piece of) shit ever.

Hey, user previously known as JudgeMeHarshX, I was wondering, why did you change your name?

In other news, great (=hilarious) guide ^^

At 8/7/06 08:39 PM, Der_Pandar wrote: I am the greatest (piece of) shit ever.

I do concur, fine sir.

well i guess i fail at the capitalizing. does it count if my lack of upper-case letters are in the response though?

At 8/1/06 10:13 AM, Der_Pandar wrote: 5. Insist you are right. No matter what the facts say, post what you feel. Facts are sons of bitches anyway, and most of the people on the forum don't use them.

Let's be socratic. Not stubborn assholes.

At 8/7/06 06:02 PM, Proud_American wrote: ..But you shouldn't make everybody who is new to the forums feel like shit for a couple bad posts, when you make them yourself.

but how else can we show these foolish heathens the glory of forum heaven?

At 8/7/06 08:41 PM, Athlas wrote:

At 8/7/06 08:39 PM, Der_Pandar wrote: I am the greatest (piece of) shit ever.

Hey, user previously known as JudgeMeHarshX, I was wondering, why did you change your name?

Boredom, Quaaludes.

yay

People seem to have forgotten about the rules.

At 8/1/06 07:04 PM, JoS wrote: What make syou an expert on the Poltics forums eh? Was ti Miss Jones's 6th grade class on the internet where you watched that PBS video.

Quoted for justice...

Anyways--
This isn't relevent to Politics... but this topic is allowed through just because 1.) it's from JMHX, and 2.) It's relatively witty...

Otherwise, from other people it's
Lock and ban.

eh.

At 9/28/06 04:27 PM, Truthiness wrote: People seem to have forgotten about the rules.

How very true.

Also, I can't help but notice that posts who make the most sense are usually the ones that get ignored.

Man, I better change my ways.

At 9/28/06 04:45 PM, Peter-II wrote: Man, I better change my ways.

If I can help just one soul, I will consider my life a success.

In light of recent idiocy, this is needed.

That was totally sweet.

this is the single greatest thread of all time!

btw "you are gay and stupid"

At 8/1/06 10:13 AM, JMHX wrote: 3. Never post links to sources. Make those ungrateful bastards do the footwork themselves.

Even though I often fail to do this...

Brava! JMHX, Brava!

6. If someone disagrees with your opinions, it is a personal insult. Be sure you return the favor by replying with a crude insult involving the poster, his sexual orientation, and/or his mother.

7. Ever since the Anti-Sarcasm Act of 1874, no one uses sarcasm on the BBS. Because of this, if someone is making outlandish and/or utterly ridiculous statements, it is because you need to take them literally and should then refer to step seven.

At 8/1/06 10:13 AM, JMHX wrote: There seems to be a bunch of new and young teen posters here, so I thought it would be helpful to post a guide on how to properly create and respond to topics on the Newgrounds Politics Forum. Hope it helps.

I do my best damit!

LOl this thread is officially part of my sig

lmao being sarcastic pwns

At 11/12/06 05:08 PM, JMHX wrote: In light of recent idiocy, this is needed.

attention whore

Yes, ma'am?

At 11/14/06 08:21 PM, Steel-Reserve wrote:

At 11/12/06 05:08 PM, JMHX wrote: In light of recent idiocy, this is needed.

attention whore

If you really want him to like you, he's also an adjective whore. Use lots of adjectives and he will be your slave.

I think this and the 15-year-old thread go well together.

I'd like to mention that there is a difference between not knowing how to spell a word and making a simple typo.

Example:

"democracy" spelled "demopcracy" = simple typo.
"democracy" spelled "demahcrassy" = poor spelling.

At 1/5/07 06:56 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

If you really want him to like you, he's also an adjective whore. Use lots of adjectives and he will be your slave.

No thank you. I prefer the company of sheep.

baaaaaaaaaaaa, translated into English, means, "let's do this thang!"

At 1/5/07 07:55 PM, Steel-Reserve wrote:

At 1/5/07 06:56 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

If you really want him to like you, he's also an adjective whore. Use lots of adjectives and he will be your slave.

No thank you. I prefer the company of sheep.

baaaaaaaaaaaa, translated into English, means, "let's do this thang!"

Those poor fleecy babies...

It's good someone made this, make one for the rest of the forums.

At 1/5/07 08:45 PM, duckiesrock wrote: It's good someone made this, make one for the rest of the forums.

I am powerless outside these walls.

At 1/5/07 08:48 PM, JMHX wrote: I am powerless outside these walls.

Ha! Your one weakness! Too bad the other forums suck...