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I think that masturbating is for people who can't get laid or are not mature enough to get laid!!No offense dude.......well a little.....

This is one of those huge misunderstandings that lean more out of your favor. I laughed out loud when I read this.

At 8/1/06 11:01 AM, samzter1 wrote: ha, she'll probably tell that story to your girl freinds (no realy she will, trust me!)

Thats true. Any embarrasing situation your mom catches you doing she will tell her friends.

hehe..number one rule of ball-scratching. close all browser windows before you begin your little scratching experience.

Hahaha, I think that happened to me once, but I was at school scratching my thigh (cause it was teh itchzors). It happened like this:

I was just sitting in class during fourth period which is my mathematics course; when all of a sudden my thigh starts to itch, so I try to ignore it. After a while the itch turned into more of a stinging sensation, so I just had to scratch...I put my hand down the side of my pants and started to scratch my leg. What I didn't mention is that the person who sits in front of me is a dude, and the sound of the scratching caught his attention; which then caught my attention so we glanced at each other for about a second and when he saw my hand in my pants; he assumed that I was beating off to him and proceded to say "ewhhhh". This then made the class look at him; which then made them look at me, including the teacher, and everyone LOL'd as I was sent out of the room and to the office with a referal. I explained to the dean what had happened and he decided to send me home with a one day Out-of-school suspension. The day I went back people thought I was teh gheys, so I had to explain what really happened that day...no one believed me and it stayed with me until 8th grade (the event happened near the end of sixth grade), which was when I moved to a new location.

It didn't bother me that much near the middle of seventh grade and I just told people to "believe what they want to believe" and this made people scared of me. Like, I used to walk up to people before and they would be like "sup?", but after that incident I would walk up to someone and they would run, yelling "rape, rape!" and I never understood why. Teachers were always talking to me about it and they even considered me for counseling...so I guess I got owned IRL or something...it's another reason I don't wear sweatpants anymore.

Story of the year?

LOL!

God that sucks man. I've been caught spanking it but it really doesn't compare to that.

Yea nothing really happens to me that is funny, just pretty much nothing then ou hear this.

why the hell did u take of ur pants? thats like saying " oh my knee icthes, why dont i strip down completly and then scracth them =). i would never take off my pants around my family cuz thats just strange. i would have thought u were masterbating too

Kick the shit out of your brother.

Remember kiddies, violence is the answer to all problems.

you should steal your moms dildos and put them on your brothers dresser. LOL!?1111111111

"Hey *insert friend's name here*, my mom thought I was mastubating to your myspace pics, funny stuff, funny stuff..."

At 8/1/06 04:50 PM, renzu15 wrote: you should steal your moms dildos and put them on your brothers dresser. LOL!?1111111111

YES!!11ONE!!!11!
Do that

At 8/1/06 10:29 AM, LordJesusChrist wrote: I am soo lucky. In my house noises always echo so this is what i do. I go upstairs door wide open a i shit my pants and then proceed to fuck and make my penis go boom ect..ect.. and if my mom walks upstairs i got a 30 second warning.

interesting story, LOL.

My mum found bakla in my history a while back and I had to explain to her what shock sites were and show her a few examples so she didn't think I liked shemales. She has some great moral problem with shock sites, too.

My dad has seen some of my terrible stuff and just thinks I have the most disgusting sense of humour ever and hopes that our computers don't ever get checked by the police. But everything I've got is legal, of course. You guys on your lolicon are far worse.

lol. shit happens.

LOL GOOD STORY!

At 8/1/06 09:59 AM, Mr-Pope wrote: Who takes their balls out to scratch them?

Homosexuals, that's who.

I agre stick your hand down your pants like the rest of us ahole!

Did you tell your mom you were scrathing your nuts.

I masturbate to my friends' myspaces all the time. It's no big deal

Oh felt good.

If you scrach your balls while watching you (male) friends myspace pics and then admid that it felt good... your definetly gay.

At 8/1/06 09:57 AM, Dark-Phire wrote: Now, she believes me but my brother uses the moment as a joke to his friends.

BLAH.

OWNED.

kick his ass, and say he was masturbating and tripped or something like that

your mom thinks your gay haa. I know how you feel my mom thinks I'm gay because I don't have a girlfriend right now I broke up with her two days ago.

my mom busts in and asks me if I want Subway but doesn't finish the sentence

Did you get the foot long sub with extra maynays

wow sounds like a bad threes a company ep.

lol. that really sucks man. the infamous itch of scrotal torment strikes at the least expected moments

At 8/30/07 05:42 PM, Sinistermuffin wrote:

At 8/1/06 10:29 AM, LordJesusChrist wrote:

interesting story, LOL.

Why the hell did you bump this topic? Its a year old.

Wow, pretty pathetic dude.