Forum Topic: Poor...poor rabbit.

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Owsley

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Posted at: 7/31/06 08:40 PM

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Jeff the Cat kills. Often.


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that site is neither funny nor informitave. i feel bad for the creator.

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lol


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FrozenZombie

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Posted at: 7/31/06 08:42 PM

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Thats a cool cat. It's a born hunter.

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Posted at: 7/31/06 08:43 PM

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Posted at: 7/31/06 08:44 PM

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Is it safe to click? :/


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Owsley

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Posted at: 7/31/06 08:44 PM

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BACKGROUND:

Jeff is a large orange tomcat that lives and kills in Shadow Hills, CA.

Jeff has adopted our back porch and yard as his home. He uses our dog's house when it rains, but mostly he likes to sleep on our patio chairs and keep watch over his domain.

Though he doesn't really belong to us, we provide Jeff with food and water; however, this does little to lessen his killer instinct. To humans, Jeff is an exceptionally good-tempered and friendly cat; to rodents and other small animals, he is death itself.

It could be that Jeff likes to bring us gifts to repay our hospitality. Perhaps he is simply a hardwired killing machine. All we know for certain is that he hunts down a wide variety of small animals and disembowels, decapitates, and dines on them. Often.
~FAQ


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FrozenZombie

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Posted at: 7/31/06 08:46 PM

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At 7/31/06 08:44 PM, --DarkAngel-- wrote: Is it safe to click? :/

Yeah, unless you don't like seeing dead rats and lizards.

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YoungAndWise

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Holy shit, i just threw up what i was eating!


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Reaperyami

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Posted at: 7/31/06 08:52 PM

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Step aside Jeff, now it's all about Cats that look like hitler!

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Hyperion

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Posted at: 7/31/06 08:53 PM

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Now I want a cat, my own personal killing machine....

But it would probably be a bad idea to leave a life in the care of one such as myself.


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AarghCat

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Posted at: 7/31/06 08:55 PM

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At 7/31/06 08:49 PM, reaperyami wrote: cats are satanic!

No, they're not. This cat is wild-ish.

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jeff is funny


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