How the f**k do I gain weight!?

[MeMaMoMoo]

Im 6'0" and I have weighed around 127-131 for two years now!
I eat alot of meat, fast food, and protein but never get any bigger.
How do I do it!?

metabolism sux

[Msydude]

Don't poop.

Either that or take steroids. Muscle weighs more than fat.

[agentSA]

i want your metabolism

[Ozcar]

Build muscles... You're eating protein? Good... Now start lifting some weights and you're in your way to build muscles...

[Scotttheskaterr]

Im 5"7 and i weigh 115 :)

[Utsumi]

At 7/31/06 01:52 PM, MeMaMoMoo wrote: Im 6'0" and I have weighed around 127-131 for two years now!
I eat alot of meat, fast food, and protein but never get any bigger.
How do I do it!?

metabolism sux

Come to america, you gain an automatic 15 pounds at customs.

[CHRlST]

same type of thing here too. im a lazy fuck and i only way 109 lbs. i never work out and my arms seem to look muscily for some reason aswell ;|

y would u wanna gain weight?

[YoungAndWise]

MacDonald

[BonusStage]

If you keep eating like that, skinny or not, your cholesterol will become dangerously high man :(

[Ptcfast]

Just take some weight gain pills, and yes i saw those at the mall one time.

[Raguel]

At 7/31/06 01:52 PM, MeMaMoMoo wrote: Im 6'0" and I have weighed around 127-131 for two years now!
I eat alot of meat, fast food, and protein but never get any bigger.
How do I do it!?

If you're a woman, get married.

If not, listen to Ozcar.

[Shifty55]

Gaining muscle weight is the easiest way, start running pushup situps, weights ect, at first you'll actuallly lose a little weight but it comes back, It worked for me.

[Idiot-Finder]

Exercise.

[ncnhb]

At 7/31/06 01:52 PM, MeMaMoMoo wrote: Im 6'0" and I have weighed around 127-131 for two years now!
I eat alot of meat, fast food, and protein but never get any bigger.
How do I do it!?

metabolism sux

work out...like the other guy said muscle weighs more then fat. and btw if you wanna gain wait eat carbs not protein that just gives you protein and makes your bones stronger/gives you energy

[esko-man]

Inject whale blubber into yourself with needles... worked for Mel Gibson before Lethal Weapon 3

[ncnhb]

At 7/31/06 01:56 PM, Utsumi wrote:

At 7/31/06 01:52 PM, MeMaMoMoo wrote: Im 6'0" and I have weighed around 127-131 for two years now!
I eat alot of meat, fast food, and protein but never get any bigger.
How do I do it!?

metabolism sux

Come to america, you gain an automatic 15 pounds at customs.

haha sooo true but if your born here its 10 pounds for every picture people take of you

[Sixers1fan]

eat steak, and lift weights.

[CryptosPainbringer]

At 7/31/06 01:52 PM, MeMaMoMoo wrote: Im 6'0" and I have weighed around 127-131 for two years now!
I eat alot of meat, fast food, and protein but never get any bigger.
How do I do it!?

metabolism sux

Wear a lead wig or concrete earrings.

[DarkSytze]

At 7/31/06 01:56 PM, mistah_spahkle wrote: same type of thing here too. im a lazy fuck and i only way 109 lbs. i never work out and my arms seem to look muscily for some reason aswell ;|

y would u wanna gain weight?

All the fat kids call him skinny dude and bully him.

[Jeffaro]

Dude go to the gym Im 5'6 and a half and weigh 113-118 and im planning on going so dude if you want to bulk up go to the gym and for the love of god dont eat too much protien!

[fiesty-brunette]

You can have some of my extra weight, and it also helps to eat healthily and do exercise like a person trying to lose weight would do. My bf is trying to put on some weight and that method seems to be working for him.

[Mad-Mardigan]

At 7/31/06 02:08 PM, JeffaroProductions wrote: Dude go to the gym Im 5'6 and a half and weigh 113-118 and im planning on going so dude if you want to bulk up go to the gym and for the love of god dont eat too much protien!

Why shouldn't he eat to much?

[Impulse]

One word: McDonalds.

I heard if you eat breakfeast, lunch, and dinner there everyday, in a year you'll be dead :p

[Eudaimonism]

I'm 6"0 and weigh 160. Sux2b-u.

[TheThing]

At 7/31/06 01:54 PM, agentSA wrote: i want your metabolism

i got his metabolism.

[mechachicken]

At 7/31/06 01:52 PM, MeMaMoMoo wrote: Im 6'0" and I have weighed around 127-131 for two years now!
I eat alot of meat, fast food, and protein but never get any bigger.
How do I do it!?

metabolism sux

Why would you WANT to gain weight? I mean, if you are building muscles, gaining weight isn't a bad thing, but why would you want to do it deliberately?

[TailsPrower]

If you're really 20 years old, then you need help. I'm 6 years younger and weigh at least 20 more pounds than you. I'm about your height too, 5' 10" last time I checked.

[esko-man]

At 7/31/06 02:16 PM, Zhangt wrote: One word: McDonalds.

I heard if you eat breakfeast, lunch, and dinner there everyday, in a year you'll be dead :p

The people who do those studies are suggesting that you are ordering huge meals that get you stuffed everytime... If you just went with, haskbrown and OJ for breakfast, 6 piece nuggets with fires for lunch, and then a salad for dinner, I highly doubt you would die.. Try this to gain some weight though (expensive though)

[HotActionYiffFur]

5 Foot 9 Inches.

130 pounds.

I don't really care. I'm an above average skateboarder, and I'm really small. I can kick a lot of people ass's.

Just deal with it dude, be glad you're not like the rest of America.

[HerculesXIX]

Lift Weights & eat protein. Or take Creatine.