OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!

[D2Kvirus]

It has been announced today that in order to drum up support for George The Genocidal Moron's enlightened display of diplomacy and all that is good and pure in Iraq, his pen-pal Tony will be going on MTV, in order to be asked questions by the 16-21 year old generation about why this "war" should go ahead, and that it will help the planet as a whole for years to come. This will be broadcast across Europe and the Middle East, in order for his voice to be heard.

It's a real pisser that I'm outside his target audience, otherwise I'd get tickets and let rip...

[JMHX]

Aaah! He's trying to be BILL CLINTON! Except he lacks the people skills. He's got the ears down, though.

[Kiwi-Clock]

Prepare yourselves for the neXt generation propaganda!!

[Hatchet-Rider]

Fuck W! He wants to shoot down Iraq! he wants it for oil and 2004 presidential elections. And that disturbs me, because this man is willing to pay with OUR LIVES for his campaign problems! He's starting a war AND cutting the taxes that FUND that war. I hope that this new draft targets the uper class, maybee THEN we wouldn't have as many WARS!

[Hatchet-Rider]

BTW he is NOT trying to be Bill Clinton otherwise we wouldn't have the homeland security office, he would have conceded when he found out that BLACKS AND JEWS WERE BEATEN WHEN THEY TRIED TO VOTE FOR HIM. and we would have occupied Afghanistan and ALLIED ourselves with the Arab League in our hunt for OSAMA BIN-LADEN who seems to have disappeared from his hideout and gone to the EASIEST country for us to KICK ASS ON. either he's really dumb (osama OR bush) or we aren't looking for HIM

[JudgeDredd]

last century was much about reducing the Imperial Empire of the England, returning Hong Kong, India, Fiji, etc, to independance.. here we are in a new era, and things going backwards in a real hurry. Meanwhile the US is expanding it's own Empire, and seems British Government don't wanna be left out..

<+>_<+>

[JMHX]

At 2/25/03 07:59 PM, Judge_MORPH wrote: last century was much about reducing the Imperial Empire of the England, returning Hong Kong, India, Fiji, etc, to independance.. here we are in a new era, and things going backwards in a real hurry. Meanwhile the US is expanding it's own Empire, and seems British Government don't wanna be left out..

Isn't that just the way history is - one bouncing effect over and over every few centuries. Soon we'll be the Germans and people will be stopping US from taking of the world.

[JudgeDredd]

At 2/25/03 10:15 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote:
Isn't that just the way history is - one bouncing effect over and over every few centuries. Soon we'll be the Germans and people will be stopping US from taking of the world.

lol ..yeh! i called the Terrorist thing a modern-day witch-hunt **points to neighbor with beard** "U Osama-luver!!"

But now it's to dominate the World's Weapons of Mass Destruction. Next i'll be "Chemicals of Reasonable Ph33R" ...or "unlicenced ppl doing unlicenced activities" or sum sheit leik that..??

Allah (err God ;) ..save us!

[PreacherJ]

Yeah, it's a shame, really. What a terrible thing religious extremism can be.

[D2Kvirus]

At 2/26/03 02:06 AM, Judge_MORPH wrote:
But now it's to dominate the World's Weapons of Mass Destruction. Next i'll be "Chemicals of Reasonable Ph33R" ...or "unlicenced ppl doing unlicenced activities" or sum sheit leik that..??

Allah (err God ;) ..save us!

It's moustaches that do it. Think about it, all the supposedly evil people have 'taches: Hitler, Stalin, Saddam, Burt reynolds.

If Kim Jong-Il grew one, THEN he'd be taken seriosuly for a change.

[PreacherJ]

At 2/26/03 12:12 PM, D2KVirus wrote: It's moustaches that do it. Think about it, all the supposedly evil people have 'taches: Hitler, Stalin, Saddam, Burt reynolds.

If Kim Jong-Il grew one, THEN he'd be taken seriosuly for a change.

My God, you're right! Let us not forget Tom Selleck or Geraldo.

[JMHX]

At 2/26/03 01:56 PM, PreacherJ wrote:

At 2/26/03 12:12 PM, D2KVirus wrote: It's moustaches that do it. Think about it, all the supposedly evil people have 'taches: Hitler, Stalin, Saddam, Burt reynolds.

If Kim Jong-Il grew one, THEN he'd be taken seriosuly for a change.

My God, you're right! Let us not forget Tom Selleck or Geraldo.

Mr. Selleck gave me orders to make anyone who opposed him "rethink" their plans. Just like we're going to make Germany and France "think" about this war.

[lapslf]

i've got proof that your mustache theory is wrong:

BAD people WITHOUT a mustache:
-Bob Saget
-Bill gates
-George W. Bush

GOOD people WITH a mustache:
-Santa Clause
-George Lucas
-Karl Marx

[JMHX]

At 2/26/03 04:55 PM, Veggiemeal wrote: i've got proof that your mustache theory is wrong:

BAD people WITHOUT a mustache:
-Bob Saget
-Bill gates
-George W. Bush

GOOD people WITH a mustache:
-Santa Clause
-George Lucas
-Karl Marx

I'll go with you on Gates. Santa Claus (no 'e') and George Lucas have beards. Actually, Lucas has more scruff than stuff. And Marx was evil to many people.

[NEMESiSZ]

At 2/26/03 04:55 PM, Veggiemeal wrote: i've got proof that your mustache theory is wrong:

BAD people WITHOUT a mustache:
-Bob Saget
-Bill gates
-George W. Bush

Bob Saget redeemed himself withhis cameo in "Half Baked."

Bill Gates has done nothing wrong, your lack of computer skills doesn't make him "bad." He didn't get rich by selling products people didn't like. If you hate him so much, use linux, after a week you'd support the war if i meant you could use windows again.

George Bush is better than any democrat.

GOOD people WITH a mustache:
-Santa Clause
-George Lucas
-Karl Marx

All 3 of them have full beards, and Karl Marx was not good, as his political theories have caused more death than Bush ever could in Iraq.

[DarknessIncarnate]

At 2/26/03 07:31 PM, NEMESiSZ wrote:

Bill Gates has done nothing wrong, your lack of computer skills doesn't make him "bad." He didn't get rich by selling products people didn't like. If you hate him so much, use linux, after a week you'd support the war if i meant you could use windows again.

George Bush is better than any democrat.

So...sleeping with monica was a worse choice than rejecting kyoto, bombing an afgani wedding, and crashing a spy plane into a chinese passenger plane?

GOOD people WITH a mustache:
-Santa Clause
-George Lucas
-Karl Marx

All 3 of them have full beards, and Karl Marx was not good, as his political theories have caused more death than Bush ever could in Iraq.

Pfft...you could then blame whoever discovered fire for costing even MORE lives than Karl Marx.

Away with thee, pitiful right winger

[DarknessIncarnate]

At 2/26/03 12:12 PM, D2KVirus wrote:

At 2/26/03 02:06 AM, Judge_MORPH wrote:

If Kim Jong-Il grew one, THEN he'd be taken seriosuly for a change.

He'd be never taken seriously, the guy watches daffy duck! you'd probably mock osama if he watchd bugs bunny from his cave

[NEMESiSZ]

Did you read what I wrote, or did you click "quote" by accident?

[JMHX]

Pfft...you could then blame whoever discovered fire for costing even MORE lives than Karl Marx.

Blame the man who invented the fire, and Nemesisz, who invented the flame.

Sorry, had to get my digs in there somewhere.

[CharlieZAngeL]

its good that they want to know our oppinions

[Slizor]

Bill Gates has done nothing wrong, your lack of computer skills doesn't make him "bad." He didn't get rich by selling products people didn't like.

He got rich by holding on to MS-DOS instead of selling it on, then he got richer his company making Windows, then he got even richer by making a computer monopoly and crushing all opposition.

George Bush is better than any democrat.

George Bush can't even pronounce "democrat".

GOOD people WITH a mustache:
-Santa Clause
-George Lucas
-Karl Marx

All 3 of them have full beards, and Karl Marx was not good, as his political theories have caused more death than Bush ever could in Iraq.

Hah! To blame Karl Marx for how his ideas were carried out is just idiotic. Especially when the main killer (Stalin) didn't even follow Marxism.

[D2Kvirus]

At 2/26/03 07:31 PM, NEMESiSZ wrote:
All 3 of them have full beards, and Karl Marx was
not good, as his political theories have caused
more death than Bush ever could in Iraq.

You do know that the book responsible for the majority of death and destruction throughout history isn't The Communist Manifesto, or The Anarchist's Cookbook, let alone Mein Kampf? It's this little tome that has been read for hundreds of years known as The Bible, and still wreaks havoc today. Just ask anyone in Northern Ireland, or look at the situation when the former Yugoslavia broke up. It wasn't Communism that was the problem, but the Christian Deathsquads.

[lapslf]

At 2/26/03 07:31 PM, NEMESiSZ wrote: All 3 of them have full beards, and Karl Marx was not good, as his political theories have caused more death than Bush ever could in Iraq.

Karl Marx had good intentions. Equality for everyone. It's not his fault Mao and Stalin screwed up. His idea's are good, but people are just too fucking selfish to do it right. You can also say jezus and mohammed were bad because people kill each othere because of them.

By the way, a beard counts as a mustache, caus there's a mustache somewhere between all that other hair.

[m00mastafunk]

Kyosanshugi! (commmunism)
People are sheep. Thats why communism turns to socialism (or worse) as quick as it allways does.(or so i think...)

[JMHX]

Stalin just came around and messed it all up with his paranoia and obsession with death.

[PreacherJ]

You think it was Joe Stalin that messed it all up? I'm sure he had a big hand in it, but communism just looks good on paper. Like Anarchy. As intriguing as a successful system with no laws would be, it just won't happen. Communism is the same way. There aren't enough inherently good people in our species to further such a cause.

[Grinwald]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! NOBODY HAS EVER GONE ON MTV! Especially about politics! What a momentous occasion! Bring out the band, there may not be another opportunity for this one!

The war is good. The evidence is clear. "Genocidal" hardly describes a man who constantly returns to the UN to approve forcible disarmament of a country. I think we all recall how Clinton launched 450 cruise missiles into Iraq after Saddam pushed out the inspectors the first time, right? He killed plenty of people and didn't bother going through the UN. I wonder if you were out picketing.

[JMHX]

We all know Clinton was playing a little Wag The Dog with the missiles after the Lewinski thing broke.

Oh well.

[D2Kvirus]

At 3/3/03 01:45 AM, Grinwald wrote: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! NOBODY HAS EVER GONE ON MTV! Especially about politics! What a momentous occasion! Bring out the band, there may not be another opportunity for this one!

I'm still trying to get tickets. Remind me to c&p the article from my Inbox for your viewing pleasure. It makes for alarmingly funny reading...