Me:
Well now the devil went down to Georgia. He was lookin' for a soul to steal. He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind, and he was willin' to make a deal, when he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot. And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said,"Boy, let me tell you what. I guess you didn't know it but I'm a fiddle player, too. And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll just make a bet with you. Now, you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but just give the devil his due. I'll bet this fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cause I think I'm better than you." The boy said, "My name's Johnny, and it might be a sin. But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best that's ever been." Johnny, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard, 'cause hell's broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards. And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold. But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.The devil opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show." And fire flew from his fingertipsas he rosined up his bow. And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss. Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded somethin' like this: When the devil finished, Johnny said, "Well, you're pretty good, old son, but sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how this stuff's done. Fire on the mountain. Run, boys, run. The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun. Chicken in the bread pan pickin' out dough. Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no. The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet. Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back if you ever want to try again. 'Cause I told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best that's ever been."
God:
How about that. Why now? Thanks for the info. When was he? When was he? What is that? What makes you think I did not know it but you are a fiddle player? I think I do. Why now? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I play pretty good fiddle boy but just give the devil his due. What does "this" refer to? I can't believe he would do that. Do you think your plan will succeed? Try saying that with more or less context. I think I do. I think I do. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Johnny rosin up my bow and play my fiddle hard cause hell s broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards. But I did not get that. I get it. the boy pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss. I don't know what that means. In the context of band of demons joined in and it sounded somethin like this When the devil finished Johnny said Well I am pretty good old son but sit down in that chair right there and let you show me how this stuff s done, I don't understand " Fire on the mountain." . Sorry my legs aren't built yet. Who told you that? Chicken in the bread pan pickin out dough said Chicken in the bread pan pickin' out dough.? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Why not? Where are you located? Thanks for the info. I get it. the boy laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny s feet. Once more? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Good reason. I remember you told me once me son of a gun you are the best that is ever been?
Me:
Fuck you, I wanted a decent reply.
God:
Excuse me?
Me:
Fuck you.
God:
Thank you.