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Fight With A Sony Fanboy Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:39 AM Reply

Im not a fanboy myself. I have an xbox and an xbox360 but I still like sony.

Anyway heres what happened.

I was at EBGames with a couple of friends looking at some random 360 games till a bunch of kids walked in. They were about the same age as me, if not a little younger. They go up to the counter give the guy some money and he gives them a game which he obviously pre-purchased.

They then start looking at the games.

I'm reading the back of Quake 4 untill I hear.

"Check out the faggot looking at the 360 game"

I turned around, and they looked away so I continued to look at the games.

"Hes just another Gates cock sucker"

This time I turned around and walked up to them. I asked what the hell was wrong with them, they said the 360 sucks. I just looked at the blankly and said 'I dont give a shit'.

I walked back to the game section and the same guy yelled.

"Xbox Faggot"

My friend was to turn around this time, and they started to fight about which was better. The PS3 or the Xbox360. After a few minutes I went up to my friend, grabbed his shoulder and pulled him away, they were just fighting about utter bullshit.

"Halo fucking sucks" shouted the guy again.

And thats when I got mad...

I grabbed a copy of Kingdom Hearts for the PS2 on the shelf and stabbed him in the eye with it.

"You like your PS2 now?" I said courpse humping him halo style. But his friends started to advance on me. I pulled out my spare energy sword and sword lunged another guy.

Another friend grabbed a Nintendo DS and threw it at me, I dodged it just in time and it exploded behind me, shardes of Mario merchandise went flying everywhere. I pulled out my lucky system link cable and whipped the fucker in the eye. They were all down for the count.

But then, the main guy got up. It was then I realised his true identity. He was a 60ft Ninja monkey. He morphed, I had little choice.... there was only 1 thing I could do.

I ripped of my pants and climbed the beast, gaining access to his 1 weak spot, his eye. I thrusted my massive 12 inch penis into his eye and he well to the floor, screaming and bleeding.

Bill Gates came running out from the corner and said.

"Thank you Mark, for saving Microsoft from the evil Sony Fanboys. I award you 50 Billion dollars and all the xbox games in the world".

I then looked into Bill Gates eyes, we drew closer. We started to make out furiously, as we ripped of our shirts. I then bent him overand started to thump him hard in the ass with my 6 inch penis. I came all over his face and we spooned for about an hour, on the EB Games floor. With hundreds watching.

So yea I owned a Sony Fanboy


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Response to Fight With A Sony Fanboy Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:41 AM Reply

pwnage... also LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a great story but was it based on true events?

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Response to Fight With A Sony Fanboy Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:41 AM Reply

:0..... fucking lol


Fucking crazy, and proud.
Your god is a fraud!

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Response to Fight With A Sony Fanboy Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:41 AM Reply

If they were Sony fanboys, why'd they throw a DS at you?

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Response to Fight With A Sony Fanboy Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:42 AM Reply

I actually believed it up to the KHII eye-stabbing.

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Response to Fight With A Sony Fanboy Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:44 AM Reply

And by " I pulled out my energy sword", you mean " They kicked my ass"? There, i fixed it for you.


Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!

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Response to Fight With A Sony Fanboy Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:46 AM Reply

Way to stick up for halo, way to stick up. I think I shed a tear when you fucked him up with the KH game. HALO POWER!

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Response to Fight With A Sony Fanboy Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:46 AM Reply

Must...not...LAUGH!


LOL

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Response to Fight With A Sony Fanboy Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 01:10 AM Reply

I love it how your penis lost 6 inches when Bill Gates walked in.


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Response to Fight With A Sony Fanboy Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 01:23 AM Reply

LOL i thought it was all real then you were like "I stabbed him with a game in the eye" and I'm like Wtf? That was pretty funny.

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Response to Fight With A Sony Fanboy Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 01:37 AM Reply

At 7/30/06 12:39 AM, 2good2b4goten wrote:

I then looked into Bill Gates eyes, we drew closer. We started to make out furiously, as we ripped of our shirts. I then bent him overand started to thump him hard in the ass with my 6 inch penis. I came all over his face and we spooned for about an hour, on the EB Games floor. With hundreds watching.

thats when you woke up and cursed yourself because it was only a dream and went back to sleep. . . .


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?
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Response to Fight With A Sony Fanboy Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 01:47 AM Reply

All of it was great ROFL.

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Response to Fight With A Sony Fanboy Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 01:57 AM Reply

At 7/30/06 12:46 AM, Agak wrote: Way to stick up for halo, way to stick up. I think I shed a tear when you fucked him up with the KH game. HALO POWER!

Fuck yea, let it never die.


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