1998, Microsoft HQ.
Gates: Ok people, since i don't think i have nearly enough money, i'm assigning you to start a home entertainment division.
Employees: But, Mr. Gates, we have no experience in the console market!
Gates: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! I WANT MORE MONEY, AND YOU BALLSACKS WILL GET IT FOR ME!
Employees: As you wish sir, we will get working on it right away.
Gates: Now, what major video game convention can host the unveilment..
Employees: Uhhhh, sir.. We don't have a name yet.
Gates: Listen you fudge packer, i don't care about the name! Call it something gay like ZCUBE or YSTATION... I GOT IT! Call it "XBOX"!
Employees: Yeah, that sounds good! It's perfect!
Gates: GET WORKING YOU MOTHERFUCKER! Now if you'll excuse me, i have to ingest my daily supply of computer chips!
*Xbox is unveiled, people eat crap right out of microsoft's hand*
3 months later:
Gates: We need to start working on the next console..
Employee: Don't worry sir, we're a step ahead of you!
Gates: *SLAPS* WHO ARE YOU A STEP AHEAD OF BITCH?!
Employee: *Cries* Not you sir! *Cries*
Gates: We need a new name... Something even gayer than before... I GOT IT! I will call it the Xbox 360! The 360 stands for how many degrees i can rip people off from!
Employee: What launch titles do you suggest sir?
Gates: I don't care! Get some flashy pre-rendered graphics in there! Call up that fucker who makes the Unreal games!
Employee: But sir, what about Halo? The fans are itching for a sequel!
Gates: What the fuck is "Halo"? Some kind of penis ring?
Employee: No sir, it's a video game..
Gates: Since when do we make "video games"?
Employee: Ever since the first windows, sir.
Gates: Oh yeaaahhhhh..... Listen, i need the number of the company that makes the game!
Gates: *Calls Bungie*..
Bungie: Yes Mr.Gates, what can we do for you today?
Gates: Cut the crap you peice of shit, i need you to make the game "Halo 3" by the launch of the PS3!
Bungie: But sir, we haven't even started production!
Gates: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK YOU STUPID RETARD, JUST GET IT FUCKING READY! You don't want your company to mysteriously explode do you?
Bungie: uhh. no sir, we'll get working right away sir!
What happens next? You decide.
This is a fictional story based around actual events, the story may have been dramtized for the reader to understand it more clearly.