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The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:18 AM Reply

1998, Microsoft HQ.

Gates: Ok people, since i don't think i have nearly enough money, i'm assigning you to start a home entertainment division.

Employees: But, Mr. Gates, we have no experience in the console market!

Gates: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! I WANT MORE MONEY, AND YOU BALLSACKS WILL GET IT FOR ME!

Employees: As you wish sir, we will get working on it right away.

Gates: Now, what major video game convention can host the unveilment..

Employees: Uhhhh, sir.. We don't have a name yet.

Gates: Listen you fudge packer, i don't care about the name! Call it something gay like ZCUBE or YSTATION... I GOT IT! Call it "XBOX"!

Employees: Yeah, that sounds good! It's perfect!

Gates: GET WORKING YOU MOTHERFUCKER! Now if you'll excuse me, i have to ingest my daily supply of computer chips!

*Xbox is unveiled, people eat crap right out of microsoft's hand*

3 months later:

Gates: We need to start working on the next console..

Employee: Don't worry sir, we're a step ahead of you!

Gates: *SLAPS* WHO ARE YOU A STEP AHEAD OF BITCH?!

Employee: *Cries* Not you sir! *Cries*

Gates: We need a new name... Something even gayer than before... I GOT IT! I will call it the Xbox 360! The 360 stands for how many degrees i can rip people off from!

Employee: What launch titles do you suggest sir?

Gates: I don't care! Get some flashy pre-rendered graphics in there! Call up that fucker who makes the Unreal games!

Employee: But sir, what about Halo? The fans are itching for a sequel!

Gates: What the fuck is "Halo"? Some kind of penis ring?

Employee: No sir, it's a video game..

Gates: Since when do we make "video games"?

Employee: Ever since the first windows, sir.

Gates: Oh yeaaahhhhh..... Listen, i need the number of the company that makes the game!

Gates: *Calls Bungie*..

Bungie: Yes Mr.Gates, what can we do for you today?

Gates: Cut the crap you peice of shit, i need you to make the game "Halo 3" by the launch of the PS3!

Bungie: But sir, we haven't even started production!

Gates: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK YOU STUPID RETARD, JUST GET IT FUCKING READY! You don't want your company to mysteriously explode do you?

Bungie: uhh. no sir, we'll get working right away sir!

*Present day*

What happens next? You decide.

This is a fictional story based around actual events, the story may have been dramtized for the reader to understand it more clearly.

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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:20 AM Reply

Creation of sony.

Guy: Well lets make something new but really not change anything about the PS1
Other guy: PS2?
Guy: I like it


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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:21 AM Reply

That's how it happened. I thought it went more like this:

Bill Gates ate a hunk of plastic, took a shit, and then soldered an outlet plug on it.


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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:21 AM Reply

Lame...

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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:22 AM Reply

At 7/30/06 12:20 AM, 2good2b4goten wrote: Creation of sony.

Guy: Well lets make something new but really not change anything about the PS1
Other guy: PS2?
Guy: I like it

Is this based on fact? Give me the full story!


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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:22 AM Reply

At 7/30/06 12:21 AM, AmeerThePrince wrote: Lame...

I hate fanboys... Get out of here. X box fucking blows.


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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:23 AM Reply

At 7/30/06 12:21 AM, AmeerThePrince wrote: Lame...

Come up with something better then.

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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:23 AM Reply

I actually laughed at that.

It was humorous, to me, even though if it was random swear words.


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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:24 AM Reply

At 7/30/06 12:22 AM, EddieIronMaiden wrote:
At 7/30/06 12:21 AM, AmeerThePrince wrote: Lame...
I hate fanboys... Get out of here. X box fucking blows.

No, I've owned a sony, nintendo and microsoft consle. I was pointing out that this wasent original, creative, or funny, its lame.

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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:25 AM Reply

they copied off nintendo u dolt. bill gates and every person that bought an xbox 360 dies after they find out that it was made with explosive parts the blast from each 360 causes a 100 meter radius explosions i would not be harmed because my wii(make a joke of this and i kill u)saved me by creating a forcefield thatgenerated a fresh pine scent.


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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:25 AM Reply

At 7/30/06 12:24 AM, AmeerThePrince wrote:
At 7/30/06 12:22 AM, EddieIronMaiden wrote:
At 7/30/06 12:21 AM, AmeerThePrince wrote: Lame...
I hate fanboys... Get out of here. X box fucking blows.
No, I've owned a sony, nintendo and microsoft consle. I was pointing out that this wasent original, creative, or funny, its lame.

Has there been anything like it before? Admit it, you're an xbox fanboy.


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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:27 AM Reply

At 7/30/06 12:22 AM, -Hedwick- wrote:
At 7/30/06 12:20 AM, 2good2b4goten wrote: Creation of sony.

Guy: Well lets make something new but really not change anything about the PS1
Other guy: PS2?
Guy: I like it
Is this based on fact? Give me the full story!

u retard sony was around before ww2


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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:27 AM Reply

At 7/30/06 12:25 AM, kirbykiller4 wrote: they copied off nintendo u dolt. bill gates and every person that bought an xbox 360 dies after they find out that it was made with explosive parts the blast from each 360 causes a 100 meter radius explosions i would not be harmed because my wii(make a joke of this and i kill u)saved me by creating a forcefield thatgenerated a fresh pine scent.

Yes, my penis can also create force feilds.. It also can release a nuclear warhead!


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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:28 AM Reply

*cough*Fuckin' Fanboy*cough*

Still, it's kinda funneh.

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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:28 AM Reply

i lol'ed.


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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:29 AM Reply

At 7/30/06 12:25 AM, -Hedwick- wrote:
At 7/30/06 12:24 AM, AmeerThePrince wrote:
At 7/30/06 12:22 AM, EddieIronMaiden wrote:
At 7/30/06 12:21 AM, AmeerThePrince wrote: Lame...
I hate fanboys... Get out of here. X box fucking blows.
No, I've owned a sony, nintendo and microsoft consle. I was pointing out that this wasent original, creative, or funny, its lame.
Has there been anything like it before? Admit it, you're an xbox fanboy.

If I'm a fanboy that it doesnt make sense for me to own a PS2 does it? You sir a complete idiot, and if you're claiming that this topic has never been discussed before on the BBS or this internet in a whole. You sir have a alot of catching up to do.

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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:32 AM Reply

Creattion of the DS:

1st Guy: Why don't we make a dilbrate piece of shot hand held?
2nd guy: What will we call it?
1st Guy: DS for dlibratly sitty

Creattion of the DS Lite:

some new guy: How can we make more money off these idiots?
1st guy remake the DS
2nd guy: will call it the DS lite
new guy: why is that
2nd guy: Well it will be smaller still shitty

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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:32 AM Reply

guys, grow up...if your calling someone a fanboy its because you were offended by ther persons desicion of wich console to attack. face it, we are all fanboys.


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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:33 AM Reply

its weird how people think bill gates is a money hungry bastard,but he gives more money away then any other person in the history of mankind....FOR FREE!

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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:34 AM Reply

At 7/30/06 12:33 AM, CousinIt wrote: its weird how people think bill gates is a money hungry bastard,but he gives more money away then any other person in the history of mankind....FOR FREE!

bill gates was poor as a kid, he lived in a dorm with a friend until windows.


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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:35 AM Reply

Bill Gates has helped this country out a great deal and 90% of you use his operating system so please stop player hating. I don't pay you guys to player hate on Bill Gates.


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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:35 AM Reply

funny how you say that considering it is more succesfull then anyother system and its only on its first version so you can suck bill gates's fat robotic cock


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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:36 AM Reply

At 7/30/06 12:23 AM, Altered_Beast wrote:
At 7/30/06 12:21 AM, AmeerThePrince wrote: Lame...
Come up with something better then.

Links in my sig

:P

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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:36 AM Reply

Woot people fighting over compaines that don't even acknowledge there exsistence AWSOME!!!! GO ANGER! GO RAGE! GO PEOPLE THAT CAN'T GET ALONG BECAUSE OF A GAMING SYSTEM!! WOOOOOOT :D

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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:37 AM Reply

Nintendo fanboy, right?

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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:38 AM Reply

At 7/30/06 12:27 AM, -Hedwick- wrote:

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Yes, my penis can also create force feilds.. It also can release a nuclear warhead!

what did i say dammit!


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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:39 AM Reply

The story is all fine and dandy and all, except he isn't a greedy guy.

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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:40 AM Reply

Hah, I laughed. Probably because it's true :o

Good story, but it seemed that it had "gay" and "gayer" in there way too many times.

Not Earfetish good, but good, nonetheless ;D


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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:42 AM Reply

fire demon is an ass.the ds had absolutely nothing like it. sony was just trying to get a piece of the portable pie.the psp sucks big donkey balls.


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Response to The creation of the Xbox Jul. 30th, 2006 @ 12:43 AM Reply

Wow that is amazing


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