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My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-29 23:48:12 Reply

Ok today I was shaving and I did, And I felt it by my sink my razor... My mom comes in and find that I have some of my hair on the floor in the bathroom. So she thinks I shaved my pubic hair off. Now im guessin she thinks Im gay because She thinks I shaved my pubic hair when I was just shaving my little chin chin.


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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-29 23:49:24 Reply

Thats funny, but if she thinks you are shaving your pubes tell her that your gonna join the swim team.

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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-29 23:49:58 Reply

Since...when does shaving pubic hair make you gay?

It's odd, yes. But immediately making you a homosexual? No.


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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-29 23:50:17 Reply

Then have sex with a woman infront of her.

Simple.
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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-29 23:50:50 Reply

Then turn to ashes, but then she'll think your satanic.


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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-29 23:51:51 Reply

you have it good, cause, my moms a bitch, always telling me to do the dishs, or else I get kicked out, your lucky she only thinks your gay, at least she dosnt kicki you out.

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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-29 23:52:04 Reply

At 7/29/06 11:49 PM, theplatinumragdoll wrote: Since...when does shaving pubic hair make you gay?

It's odd, yes. But immediately making you a homosexual? No.

Since shaving pubpic hair is something that women do. And a man that acts like a women is bound to be considered gay.

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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-29 23:52:41 Reply

Well your mom is full of prejudices.

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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-29 23:52:52 Reply

At 7/29/06 11:48 PM, Perfect_Paranoia wrote: my little chin chin.

you're gay.

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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-29 23:53:06 Reply

At 7/29/06 11:48 PM, Perfect_Paranoia wrote: little chin chin.

Maybe that's why she thinks you're gay. And shaving your pubes is not gay.


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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-29 23:53:19 Reply

At 7/29/06 11:50 PM, -Marine237- wrote: Then have sex with a woman infront of her.

Simple.

I completely agree with this post. That would shut her mouth.


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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-29 23:53:38 Reply

actually women WAX THEIR PUBS ya bastard bastard batsdfxc


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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-29 23:55:05 Reply

Dont worry i can black mail her with pics of her as a lesbo so that she will never tell anyone else!

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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-29 23:55:20 Reply

At 7/29/06 11:52 PM, evilXbanana wrote:
Since shaving pubpic hair is something that women do. And a man that acts like a women is bound to be considered gay.

What if you do it with a fucking Bowie knife, like me?


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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-29 23:56:07 Reply

At 7/29/06 11:52 PM, -overlord_master- wrote:
At 7/29/06 11:48 PM, Perfect_Paranoia wrote: my little chin chin.
you're gay.

show her your penis, this will cause her to laugh until her memory disapates.


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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-30 00:01:07 Reply

At 7/29/06 11:50 PM, -Marine237- wrote: Then have sex with a woman infront of her.

Simple.

Oh yeah I could just do that......

*picking up paris hilton*


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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-30 00:02:36 Reply

It isn't gay to shave your pubes. Women love that!


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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-30 00:03:03 Reply

At 7/30/06 12:01 AM, Perfect_Paranoia wrote:
At 7/29/06 11:50 PM, -Marine237- wrote: Then have sex with a woman infront of her.

Simple.
Oh yeah I could just do that......

*picking up paris hilton*

Don't forget to put on a rubber.

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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-30 00:03:16 Reply

i still think my solution is most reasonable.


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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-30 00:03:34 Reply

At 7/30/06 12:02 AM, Hemlok wrote: It isn't gay to shave your pubes. Women love that!

No I never said I did I was shaving my Facial hair


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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-30 00:05:46 Reply

At 7/30/06 12:03 AM, Perfect_Paranoia wrote:
At 7/30/06 12:02 AM, Hemlok wrote: It isn't gay to shave your pubes. Women love that!
No I never said I did I was shaving my Facial hair

GTFO your 14, your facial hair is hardly worth mistaking for pubes..unless your pubic hair is odly short..


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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-30 00:07:28 Reply

At 7/30/06 12:05 AM, Genocide- wrote:
At 7/30/06 12:03 AM, Perfect_Paranoia wrote:
At 7/30/06 12:02 AM, Hemlok wrote: It isn't gay to shave your pubes. Women love that!
No I never said I did I was shaving my Facial hair
GTFO your 14, your facial hair is hardly worth mistaking for pubes..unless your pubic hair is odly short..

Nah I grew my Facials FAST man I mean WTF you should see and then you would belive me.


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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-30 00:08:34 Reply

Since when is shaving pubic hair an indication of homosexual leanings?

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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-30 00:09:37 Reply

Shaving pubes = gay?

Just say your becoming a male stripper and that you take your job seriously.


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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-30 00:09:38 Reply

At 7/29/06 11:52 PM, -overlord_master- wrote:
At 7/29/06 11:48 PM, Perfect_Paranoia wrote: my little chin chin.
you're gay.

Gahahahahaha. That's amazing. Immortalization through a post. Well done. Medium rare.

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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-30 00:11:42 Reply

I swear, one session of heterosexual anal sex between two guy friends and everyone thinks your gay. What's with this world?

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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-30 00:12:48 Reply

At 7/30/06 12:11 AM, Altered_Beast wrote: I swear, one session of heterosexual anal sex between two guy friends and everyone thinks your gay. What's with this world?

Word. But I thought we were keeping that under wraps.

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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-30 00:14:12 Reply

At 7/30/06 12:12 AM, tricolor wrote:
At 7/30/06 12:11 AM, Altered_Beast wrote: I swear, one session of heterosexual anal sex between two guy friends and everyone thinks your gay. What's with this world?
Word. But I thought we were keeping that under wraps.

Well I already kind of distributed the video to the internets, too.

>_>

<_<

Sorry 'bout that.


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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-30 00:14:22 Reply

At 7/29/06 11:50 PM, -Marine237- wrote: Then have sex with a woman infront of her.

Simple.

the guys on "Brokeback mountain" both had sex with their wives. after having sex with each other


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Response to My mom thinks im gay 2006-07-30 00:15:29 Reply

and uh by the way, did she directly tell you that she thinks your gay? Or did this whole thing just come up in your head?