im your magic 8 ball

[Jello-San]

gimme a problem or question, and i will give you a reply

*note: no traditional 8 ball answers*

[BobFulp]

My penis is blue, how can i solve this?

[Jello-San]

At 7/28/06 07:04 AM, Whomper wrote: My penis is blue, how can i solve this?

wear a condom next time

[mystro]

Does Vishnu have asexual reproductive organs

[Jello-San]

At 7/28/06 07:05 AM, wutwut wrote: Does Vishnu have asexual reproductive organs

Vishnu is a male, so im guessing he has a penis, and seeing he is a god, its probably a massive one

[mystro]

At 7/28/06 07:07 AM, Jello_San wrote:

At 7/28/06 07:05 AM, wutwut wrote: Does Vishnu have asexual reproductive organs

Vishnu is a male, so im guessing he has a penis, and seeing he is a god, its probably a massive one

So you're saying he doesn't have asexual reproductive organs.

Bummer, that means some chick has to fuck him

[TehSlapHappy]

What should i do,Buy Alien hominid for the PS2 or GBA?

[FeargusMcDuff]

What are all the answers you can give me, 8 ball?

[Jello-San]

At 7/28/06 07:10 AM, Dude4001 wrote: What should i do,Buy Alien hominid for the PS2 or GBA?

both, when you have to leave your PS2 (for whatever reason), just pull out your GBA, and away you go!

[RedCoin]

Whats 4 + 4 ?

OMG IT WORKS

[Vikram-V]

what will the weather be like today, oh ball of magic and 8ness?

[MexicanGun]

I have a question:

Do you really have to post a thread like this? :P

[zzzzd]

what is the meaning of life?

[The-Real-Hellvis]

WHO invented the"lol"?

[MexicanGun]

At 7/28/06 07:26 AM, The_Real_Hellvis wrote: WHO invented the"lol"?

hehe, good one :)

[Jello-San]

At 7/28/06 07:26 AM, The_Real_Hellvis wrote: WHO invented the"lol"?

someone who was too lazy to spell out Laughing Out Loud

[Bunzi]

a car going down a slope which is 11.5 degrees with a Net weight of 900. Disrgarding friction, what is its acceleration rate after 5 seconds ????

[Trambamboline]

Do magic eight balls have genitals? What about other prophetic items? If so, how big?

[Jello-San]

At 7/28/06 07:13 AM, blam-magnet wrote: Whats the difference between flammable and INflammable and assume and pressume?

inflammable: not being able to conduct a flame
flammable: able to conduct a flame

assume: to suppose to be true, question
presume:to assume the truth

[Jello-San]

At 7/28/06 07:19 AM, Vikram_the_vampire wrote: what will the weather be like today, oh ball of magic and 8ness?

hmmm
moderatly fair with 25% chance of rain, 25% chance of overcast, 25% chance of t-storms, and 25% chance of satan rising from hell

[MexicanGun]

At 7/28/06 07:40 AM, Jello_San wrote:

At 7/28/06 07:26 AM, The_Real_Hellvis wrote: WHO invented the"lol"?

someone who was too lazy to spell out Laughing Out Loud

L/aughing
O/ut
L/oud

Good one :D

[Jello-San]

At 7/28/06 07:45 AM, Trambamboline wrote: Do magic eight balls have genitals? What about other prophetic items? If so, how big?

in may cases, 8 balls do have genitals
female 8 balls tend to take a while longer to get the info out of them
and there are most likely to charge fo said answer

not too sure about the prophetic items
i know that a sacrifical goblet is 7 times outta 10 a male

8 balls gentials for a male vary from 5 to 8 inches

[Trambamboline]

At 7/28/06 07:51 AM, Jello_San wrote:

8 balls gentials for a male vary from 5 to 8 inches

Hmm, do female Eight Balls have boobs?

Why do I want to know?!

[Jello-San]

At 7/28/06 07:54 AM, Trambamboline wrote:

At 7/28/06 07:51 AM, Jello_San wrote:

8 balls gentials for a male vary from 5 to 8 inches

Hmm, do female Eight Balls have boobs?

Why do I want to know?!

no but they have vaginas
but are extremely small
and is almost impossible to determine male from female without
scientific tools

[Fuckle]

Does the lord really forgive your sins?

[WolfBoy300]

Oh wish magic 8 ball, will you ever shut the fuck up and get a fucking life?

[Complete]

I just realized that if i look at naked woman, my little friend grows! Help!

[Jello-San]

At 7/28/06 10:50 AM, complete wrote: I just realized that if i look at naked woman, my little friend grows! Help!

you've just hit puberty
congrats!

[Jello-San]

At 7/28/06 09:54 AM, DuffKing wrote: Does the lord really forgive your sins?

idk, but if he does
hes extremely gulible
wheich means anyone can walk all over him
...like water, perhaps?

[GerbilAttack]

How does jello powder work?