I have a bit different of a request.
I need a signature using a cropped version of this picture in the background.
In the foreground should read the text "The Times and Queries of My Ass," and beneath that text should read the motto, "News that's only partially partial, since 1875". I need both of these texts to be in a professional looking font, if catch my drift.
Finally, I need the dimensions of the sig to be 851 by 315.
If image upload doesn't allow that size, just put it in the dump or something.
Thanks in advance!