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Posted at: 7/27/06 06:42 AM
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So I was just about to sneeze when I remembered that you can't do it with your eyes open. OR CAN YOU?
So I tried to keep them open. And it worked. I sneezed. Only once.
In conclusion: sneezing with your eyes open is awkward. It grants no magic powers.
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Posted at: 7/27/06 06:43 AM
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awww man.. i wanted magic powers.. that sucks! How the hell did you manage that anyway?
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Posted at: 7/27/06 06:44 AM
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Did your eyeballs fly out of your head?
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Hax.
Posted at: 7/27/06 06:45 AM
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At 7/27/06 06:42 AM, -poxpower- wrote: In conclusion: sneezing with your eyes open is awkward. It grants no magic powers.
Your lying. I can hear it.
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At 7/27/06 06:44 AM, KillMoochie wrote: Hax.
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Posted at: 7/27/06 06:46 AM
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dam... i wanted to be the one who ventured where no man had gone before, i wanted to be the one who sneezed with my eyes open, then be granted magik powers which would lead me to the magical realm where i could do magic stuff, that, or be the first person to sneeze my eyes out.... YOU HAVE CRUSHED MY DREAMS U WANKER!!!!!!
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Pishah.
I've done it with my eyes open, mouth open, while holding my nose(on more than 1000 occasions) and just about everything that is 'dangerous' to do while sneezing.
I win.
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Posted at: 7/27/06 06:47 AM
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u ruined my life by doing that.
Posted at: 7/27/06 06:49 AM
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At 7/27/06 06:42 AM, -poxpower- wrote: So I was just about to sneeze when I remembered that you can't do it with your eyes open. OR CAN YOU? So I tried to keep them open. And it worked. I sneezed. Only once. In conclusion: sneezing with your eyes open is awkward. It grants no magic powers.
That's really interesting
Posted at: 7/27/06 06:50 AM
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I think a better question is can you sneeze, cough, hiccup, fart simultaneously? And if so, what happens? :O
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Posted at: 7/27/06 06:51 AM
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At 7/27/06 06:50 AM, EkkieBurt wrote: I think a better question is can you sneeze, cough, hiccup, fart simultaneously? And if so, what happens? :O
You would probably explode.
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At 7/27/06 06:45 AM, seshiro wrote: Your lying. I can hear it.
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Posted at: 7/27/06 06:54 AM
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You still have you eyeballs?
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Posted at: 7/27/06 07:00 AM
At 7/27/06 06:51 AM, EscapeFromReality wrote: At 7/27/06 06:50 AM, EkkieBurt wrote: I think a better question is can you sneeze, cough, hiccup, fart simultaneously? And if so, what happens? :OYou would probably explode.
It would be like a new sort of diet
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Posted at: 7/27/06 07:02 AM
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At 7/27/06 07:00 AM, ShortyXXS wrote: At 7/27/06 06:50 AM, EkkieBurt wrote: I think a better question is can you sneeze, cough, hiccup, fart simultaneously? And if so, what happens? :OWell, what do you want on your tombstone?
Oh crap, I thought this topic read "I sneezed through my eyes". That would grant you magic powers.
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An the answer is no. You can, however, burp and fart at the same time.
You cannot do all them things because the sneeze and cough are the same thing, just through different places. The air inside of ye can only go out one of the exits at a time.
Posted at: 7/27/06 07:03 AM
The best I ever managed was to fart while I sneezed with a raspy throat, which sort of makes it a cough too.
It grants the power of looking like an idiot if you're in public.
Posted at: 7/27/06 12:42 PM
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i done that i farted so hard once i swear i'm not lying my ass burned like hell i flew forward 6 inches
Posted at: 7/27/06 12:43 PM
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well that could be impossible as like something I think your heart stops I think and your eyes will close so i dont think that pox(formally know as the one who wants to be sexed up) lol im joking -DarkDragonVX-
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Posted at: 7/27/06 12:45 PM
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It grants no magic powers.
of course not for that you need to fart while pissing.
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Posted at: 7/27/06 12:49 PM
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At 7/27/06 06:42 AM, -poxpower- wrote: It grants no magic powers.
Bah, I don't need any additional magic anyway. I already have my pimp magic.
Posted at: 7/27/06 12:51 PM
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I've done it. I was very dissapointed to see nothing happened. :( To gain the magical powers, you have to sneeze and fart at the same time. I've done it before.
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Someone told me once it makes your eyes pop out. What a stupid comment, it's like saying 'Jumping off a wall makes your legs break', no need to take in the measurments and variables, it just always happens. :/
But, heres one a few people have told me that I have a bit more belief in, it gives you an eighth of an orgasm every time you sneeze.
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Posted at: 7/27/06 12:52 PM
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I don't believe it.
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Posted at: 7/27/06 12:53 PM
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Wow that was really fucking stupid.. unfortuantly you're a mod and everyone will find this highly entertaining.
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once i sneezed and it made me fart
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