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Masturbation is going to be furiously hard now.

At 7/26/06 09:22 AM, -justlooking9 wrote: Masturbation is going to be furiously hard now.

lol...

but ouch! I can see you ''AAAAAH! I just cutted my finger! , I think I should go at hospital .... Oh wait! I need to go talk about that on the BBS before!''

:D

I like to see graphic bloody images and that is agony! Will you be alright?

At 7/26/06 09:32 AM, bigbadron wrote:
i honestly debated with myself if i should get help or not. i was like "maybe it's not that bad. wait, i see bone... maybe i should find someone."

Wuss.

Put the tip of the finger in your chili at Wendy's

I hope no one has said that. I just don't wanna bother looking through 6 pages :(

At 7/26/06 01:48 AM, Maus wrote: I can only respond with my approximate facial reaction.

Best picture ever.

Dude did you get the hot nurse's phone number?

At 7/26/06 09:03 AM, bigbadron wrote:
because i kept making her laugh.

P.I.M.P.

Srsly though, two chicks at the same time, both being all motherly and shit. You're golden, boy, golden.

At 7/26/06 01:46 AM, wismty wrote: You seem to be strangely happy with the result.

That is because bigbadron is badass like that and is too tough to be mad about it.

BBR I give you my best regards. And hope that you still have a relatively normal life with those two fingers.

Thats the first time in my life ive ever seen bigbadron happy...Ever

OMG APOCALYPSE

At 7/26/06 11:20 AM, MysticMan wrote: Thats the first time in my life ive ever seen bigbadron happy...Ever

OMG APOCALYPSE

Same here.

At 7/26/06 11:24 AM, Soragu wrote:

At 7/26/06 11:20 AM, MysticMan wrote: Thats the first time in my life ive ever seen bigbadron happy...Ever

OMG APOCALYPSE

Same here.

Guessing he enjoys extreme discomfort?

OMG SADO-MASOCHIST

FUCK. Get well soon playa. Why were you even using the machine?

Okay. So you cut PART of your finger off. I was once playing soccer with sandals and when the ball was coming at an icredibly high speed on the ground, it hit my big toe and the whole nail was loose. And then it happened again after I decided to continue playing, only this time the nail was able to be removed.

The whole thing wasn't removed, though, and it grew back.

holy shit that had to hurt.......

So thats what you look like in real life.....

I've gotten my left ring finger blown off by a homemade bomb, now I only got 9 fingers.

From my own stupidity too, of course.

At 7/26/06 11:11 AM, bigbadron wrote:
hehe. but it would be pity sex...

sweetness.

Dude, you could say 'Do what I want goddamn it, or I'll put my stumps in you'

Yeah, they're not stumps but idunno just do it anyway.

That really must suck. Sorry to hear that.

ha ha ha! wtf man! u were blazed werent you? lol

ahhhh dude why are you smiling your fingers got cut off i would be in pain maybe and pissed off

This topic made 6 pages without somebody posting Bedn standing next to Ron, with an ironic twist in that his thumbs are massacred? I'm surprised Newgrounds..

Somebody do it, NOW!

holy shit thats gotta hurt.

At 7/26/06 12:15 PM, The_Crazy_Potato wrote: This topic made 6 pages without somebody posting Bedn standing next to Ron, with an ironic twist in that his thumbs are massacred? I'm surprised Newgrounds..

Somebody do it, NOW!

I wouldnt advice of it. Ron can get pissed. Easily o.O
Maybe I should change my sig.

Nah.

Jesus, its like something out of a horror movie.

well i am glad your okay.

at least you did not cut off the finger itself

also who took the picture?

I wouldnt advice of it. Ron can get pissed. Easily o.O

Well it would still be a good way to go out with a bang, even if it means a one year ban from Ron's wrath. We'll need to sacrifice a goat!

At 7/26/06 01:44 AM, bigbadron wrote: so that's that. i see a plastic surgeon tomorrow to see what he can do.

What!? You were telling a perfectly manly story until this line came up. Plastic surgery is for pussies. I'm going to write you a man's perscription right now: Eat three BK Quad Stackers and walk it off, problem fuckin' solved.

Also, please tell me you kept your finger tip to wear around your neck in a little vial.