I saw Snakes on A Plane yesterday

[Mr-Show]

I participated in a test screening of Snakes on A Plane last night.

Not a good movie.

It seemed that nearly every line was cliched, and the acting, to say the least, sucked. I swear that if I see Keenan Thompson on tv within a week, I'll kill myself. Samuel L. Jackson wasn't as bad as everyone else, but he could have done better.

The only good part of the movie is the end, but I can't tell any of you about the ending because I signed a document from New Line Cinema promising to basically not say anything about the plot in the movie.

1/2 a star out of 4 stars.

[<deleted>]

You don't understand greatness when you see it.

[FeargusMcDuff]

Maybe you miss-read the title of the film

SNAKES ON A MUTHA FUCKIN' PLANE, BIATCH.

[Bigpapasak]

At 7/25/06 06:18 PM, Mr_Show wrote: I participated in a test screening of Snakes on A Plane last night.

Not a good movie.

did you think that it would be a good movie???!?!?!?!?!?

[SirLebowski]

That is the point, cliche is good.

[Mr-Show]

Let me rephrase myself....

Snakes on a Plane is a HORRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT. IT SUCKS, AND IF YOU ACTUALLY PAY MONEY TO WATCH IT THEN YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Mr.Show if this, in fact, the truth you are telling I hope you are aware the movie is supposed to suck on purpose. -_-

[CheezNapkin]

But isn't that why it became an intenet meme?

[ShinDenjin]

At 7/25/06 06:22 PM, Mr_Show wrote: Let me rephrase myself....

Snakes on a Plane is a HORRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT. IT SUCKS, AND IF YOU ACTUALLY PAY MONEY TO WATCH IT THEN YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD.

Thank God for *cough*bootlegging*cough*

[Eudaimonism]

You're sure you saw the same movie we're talking about? Because even though we've never seen it, it must be good.

[Freelance-Magician]

Stop ranting, we'll see whatever we fucking want to.

[Tinnymin]

At 7/25/06 06:22 PM, Mr_Show wrote: Let me rephrase myself....

Snakes on a Plane is a HORRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT. IT SUCKS, AND IF YOU ACTUALLY PAY MONEY TO WATCH IT THEN YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD.

That isn't anything like what you said before.

:(

[FuckingGenius]

Snakes on a Plane was meant to suck, I mean, just look at the plotline. It makes very little sense why the hell snakes are on a plane, or why the director felt it was neccessary.

Why would you think this movie would be such a huge fad? There's no such thing as a fad that doesn't suck/piss someone off.

[Mr-Show]

Seriously, this movie sucks more than Ozcar when the poolboy comes to his apartment complex.

[The-Wrathchild]

"OH NO3S SNAKES ON A PLAIN"

The movie sounds quite pathetic.

[Sekhmet]

I've been looking forward to this movie just because it think it will totally stupid. Any movie that goes into reshooting just to add more swearing has got to be retarded so it has to be good.

[TallenX]

i will see this movie just because it is so bad and the daily show made fun of it

[MetalDart]

I believe Snakes on a Plane started out as a low budget film. Then, with some extra money, they hired Samuel Jackson just to appear in some clips. Then, it became an internet fad and started to get huge attention. So, it will still probably be bad, because it was not made to be a big blockbuster movie. But you've already seen it and probably know how bad it is already.

[xboxbob11]

At 7/25/06 06:23 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: Mr.Show if this, in fact, the truth you are telling I hope you are aware the movie is supposed to suck on purpose. -_-

You're right Zekey. I know from the moment I heard about "Snakes on a Plane" I realized it supposed to be a crappy movie on purpose. One critic said, "It's not bad enough to be good."