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I'm shitting worms! Jul. 25th, 2006 @ 03:24 PM Reply

Can anyone help me? Around 10pm everynight my ring and the insides of my ass really starts to throb and itch. So i go for a shit to find i have these small white worms wriggling around in my ass! And then afterwards it feels like i still need a shit even though i don't, and that a bomb has just blown up in my ass!

I feel like a right ass! :(


I did it for the lulz:

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Response to I'm shitting worms! Jul. 25th, 2006 @ 03:25 PM Reply

Haha, seriously, you have worms.

Owned.

Also, go to a doctor, quickly, or hospital.

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Response to I'm shitting worms! Jul. 25th, 2006 @ 03:25 PM Reply

PICS!!

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Response to I'm shitting worms! Jul. 25th, 2006 @ 03:26 PM Reply

They're just threadworms, you need to get some tablets for them.

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Response to I'm shitting worms! Jul. 25th, 2006 @ 03:27 PM Reply

At 7/25/06 03:24 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Can anyone help me?

I am not your GP.

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Response to I'm shitting worms! Jul. 25th, 2006 @ 03:28 PM Reply

Easy to treat. The Doc should just prescribe an oral med, pill, something like that. You definately have some sort of worm, pinworm maybe. What did you do? Eat the tacos in Tiajuana?

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Response to I'm shitting worms! Jul. 25th, 2006 @ 03:28 PM Reply

At 7/25/06 03:24 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Can anyone help me? Around 10pm everynight my ring and the insides of my ass really starts to throb and itch. So i go for a shit to find i have these small white worms wriggling around in my ass!

Try to cook properly what you eat... Paracite worms HEHE. THEY WILL EAT YOUR BRAIN MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry, joke...

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Response to I'm shitting worms! Jul. 25th, 2006 @ 03:29 PM Reply

At 7/25/06 03:26 PM, Tasty_turnips wrote: They're just threadworms, you need to get some tablets for them.

Bingo! That's the right answer!

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Wash your hands before you eat, that might prevent it in the future


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Response to I'm shitting worms! Jul. 25th, 2006 @ 03:29 PM Reply

At 7/25/06 03:25 PM, ota1con wrote: PICS!!

EWWWW!!!
thats immoral


I be down with Mozart mother fucker! I've been banging out jives since I was a dickworm
Slags and hoes.
Oh shit king kong what are you going

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Response to I'm shitting worms! Jul. 25th, 2006 @ 03:30 PM Reply

go see a doctor about this


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?
Metal Hell

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Response to I'm shitting worms! Jul. 25th, 2006 @ 03:31 PM Reply

lol

lern to live with it, after a while its fun to pick them out of your ass and pop them individualy, I got worms and I chose to enjoy them.

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Response to I'm shitting worms! Jul. 25th, 2006 @ 03:31 PM Reply

You have been playing Worms 4:mayhem for too much time LOL :)))

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Response to I'm shitting worms! Jul. 25th, 2006 @ 03:31 PM Reply

Awesome.

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Response to I'm shitting worms! Jul. 25th, 2006 @ 03:32 PM Reply

Actually, after researching it, i do believe they are what keep me thin.

I eat loads, and i always wondered why i never gained weight.


I did it for the lulz:

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Response to I'm shitting worms! Jul. 25th, 2006 @ 03:35 PM Reply

Then you need medical attention. Also, if you don't want this to happen, you should always wash your hands before meals and when you get home.


D:

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