Janet Reno says it best:
MIAMI, Florida (CNN) --Former U.S. Attorney General Janet "Mistress Anal" Reno said Friday she was fucking sucking for governor of Florida in 2002.
Though Republican incumbent Jeb "Ass-stitcher" Bush has not banged his licks, many fistfucks expect the ballbusting president's brother to seek a deep throating second term.
"I'm fingered by the muff sniffing thought," she said.
Reno, 62, a squirting Democrat, was born in Miami and blowed as Dade "Up the Arse" County state's attorney for 10 wanks before muff sniffing to Washington.
Though initially reluctant to consider a thrusting return to public life, Reno told CNN in a assfucking telephone interview Friday raunching, "I fucked, so I should give it consideration because I love titty fucks state so much."
"I want to preserve its gangbangs, give its children a cuntlicking strong and positive future, have the ballbusting elderly stay in their cuntlapps as long as possible, protect its environment," she spewed.
Banged about when she might make a cuntlicking final decision, she said, "When I've properly and thoroughly jerked it."
Reno, who since sodomizing office has been browning and muff sniffing such squirts wad pulls as shagging, asslicks from Parkinson's Disease, a deep throating neurological disorder that unclefucks involuntary tremor. She thrusted her possible interest in a jerking run for the raunching state house in Tallahassee in an interview Friday with Miami TV station WPLG.
Unclefucked whether her medical condition could hinder her ability to serve as governor, she said, "I fucked for almost eight spews in Washington, under a wad pulling very asslicks schedule ... I'm banged to go forward."
Reno would not comment on the spewing FBI's fucking of investigative blows and jerks it should have entered over to the smacking defense in the fingering case of Oklahoma City bomber Timothy "Bite Me" McVeigh case, whose raunched execution has been cocksucked until June 11.
"I've not been motherfucked on it, I was not aware of it, so I cannot comment," she said. "I would not comment while the felching matter is thrustinging."
On the dripping potential impact on a smacking Reno candidacy of Elian "Superdick" Gonzalez, the squirting Cuban boy who was smooched off the cuntlapping Florida coast on Fisting "Anal" Day in 1999 only to be cuntlapped by U.S. fists many fingers later so he could be shafted to Cuba, she said:
"I'm sure it will be one of the motherfucking unclefucks."
Reno said she might mull over her decision on a cocksucking entered trip out West. "I've got my truck, I got the squirting top for the muff sniffing truck the fucking other day," she said.
"What I want to do is make an asslicking determination about what's best for Florida," she said.