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Posted at: 7/24/06 11:15 PM
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Do Not Even Get Me Fucking Started.
Posted at: 7/24/06 11:18 PM
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This is even better than your story with the chic with the 4 inch long clitoris.
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Posted at: 7/24/06 11:19 PM
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At 7/24/06 11:12 PM, firesage1 wrote: well yes thats true. i am really sorry i offendid you. i did not think anybody felt so strongly about it i. i suppose i never thought to adopt beacuse i always wanted to be a biological father it means so much to me. i am really sorry you can never be a biological mother i am really am sorry
It doesn't bother me that uch...who cares if it's biological or not? My kid is my kid, I'll love them no matter what. In fact, they'll know how much iIlove them because I chose them over other babies.
Posted at: 7/24/06 11:22 PM
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i am glad you dont let it bother you.
the truth is i never want to adopt is because i never knew my parents and i always wanted to make sure my kids never had to go though that
Posted at: 7/24/06 11:27 PM
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She didn't look like this by any chance?
Cause this is my bitch.
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Best story i've read in the bbs...no wait, the best story i've read, period. Through the first senteces i thought it was real but then it just got too funny
Make a book, i'll buy it
Posted at: 7/24/06 11:59 PM
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it was kind of hot until the 6 breasts thing... now im afraid to go to bed.
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Posted at: 7/25/06 12:12 AM
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*sniff* dude you should bang her
Posted at: 7/25/06 12:15 AM
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That is soo romantic Now I want to go out and find me a nother boyfriend.
Posted at: 7/25/06 12:16 AM
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That actually sounds like a hell of a lot of fun!
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Posted at: 7/25/06 12:17 AM
hehe 3 times the fun!
Posted at: 7/25/06 12:22 AM
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Bullshit! People don't use pagers anymore, liar.
send me a sexy PM
Posted at: 7/25/06 12:24 AM
At 7/24/06 11:27 PM, TITROTU wrote: She didn't look like this by any chance? Cause this is my bitch.
where do i recall seeing her?
Posted at: 7/25/06 12:28 AM
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Not very funny, old, and after your OTHER topic, boring.
You need to make some better topics.
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Posted at: 7/25/06 01:51 AM
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you, hugging your 6 breasted mutant girlfriend in the rain...
only in NYC...
i feel bad for calling her a mutant
Posted at: 7/25/06 02:21 AM
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wow your a good writer sucked me right into the story
Posted at: 7/25/06 02:31 AM
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You're in love with a girl with six breasts.
...still, just kill her and eat her and get it over with.
Posted at: 7/25/06 02:42 AM
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Heh, I've decided that the stories not actually real, but the mere fact that you had me thinking "Hmm, could it be?" shows that it was well written in itself. Nice little story. :D
Still, the idea of a girl with six breasts... I can't decide if it's arousing or disturbing. :O
My money is on disturbing.
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Posted at: 7/25/06 03:28 AM
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That sounds like a man's dream.
Six tits.
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Posted at: 7/25/06 03:33 AM
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At 7/24/06 10:17 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Our tongues wrestling for dominance...
Ding, ding, ding!
LMFAO great story
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Posted at: 7/25/06 03:40 AM
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Dude, WTF is up with you and love with medically problemed girls?
No offense though, it's just, yeah.
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Posted at: 7/25/06 04:07 AM
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dude thats fucking awsome, its like a super woman. the more boobies the better. i have a third nipple on my stomach btw..
Posted at: 7/25/06 04:09 AM
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At 7/24/06 10:17 PM, AshfordPride wrote:
She looked at me, and I looked at her. Then I looked back at Johny Depp.
lol
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Posted at: 7/25/06 04:13 AM
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Wow. Maybe you should turn that script over to a director, maybe you'll luck out and he'll mold it into a bomb of a romantic comedy starring Paul Walker and Jessica Alba.
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Posted at: 7/25/06 04:17 AM
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fuck that was the worst thing I've ever read. the newgrounds layout is gay.
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Just cut them off?
rm -rf home/citricsquid/penis
Posted at: 7/25/06 04:35 AM
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Was that story true? If so, then you're going out with one strange-looking chick. But then again, six tits sounds pretty secksay.
Posted at: 7/25/06 04:39 AM
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At 7/24/06 10:20 PM, Slightly_Squirrely wrote: I think you made this up
No, Polymastaia is a real disease, look it up.... if you DARE!!! :O
Posted at: 7/25/06 04:46 AM
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I'm pretty fucking gobsmacked at the amount of people saying stuff like "haha i dun believe you" and "was that rly true?".
Children, it was a run-of-the-mill story with a twist at the end.
Posted at: 7/25/06 10:58 PM
At 7/25/06 04:46 AM, Mr_Pope wrote: I'm pretty fucking gobsmacked at the amount of people saying stuff like "haha i dun believe you" and "was that rly true?". Children, it was a run-of-the-mill story with a twist at the end.
boy meets girl, girl reveals secret, boy "Loves her, no matter what".
it's as "run of the mill" as they come.
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