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At 7/24/06 09:48 PM, Teh_Kid wrote: some dude walked up to me and ask me to have sex with him

i said no

Wtf you're gay

At 7/29/06 02:07 AM, Doogens wrote: Well once I asked a woman "Can I smell your feet?" She said "NO!!!" I said "Must be your pussy..."

Im watching that right now lol

ok wut is 1 devided by pie xs +mc sq- a hammer =sex with a miner devided by the speed of light???!!!and i say wtf and he says.''its 5 bitch'' and another guy asked me y does jesues hate the yankees.

At 7/29/06 02:37 AM, CrashFm wrote: ok wut is 1 devided by pie xs +mc sq- a hammer =sex with a miner devided by the speed of light???!!!and i say wtf and he says.''its 5 bitch'' and another guy asked me y does jesues hate the yankees.

that doesn't seem very disturbing but sort of confusing and wierd. 0.o

well i am still here because this as been succesfull for quite some time.

My ex once asked me if I was curious as to what semen tastes like, I said god no, she said are you sure becuase if you change your mind I'll give you a bj and spit in your mouth, and from that day forth I never got given Head again.

Xeno Dragoner, it's not your perogative to keep your thread alive. If it dies, it dies. There is no need for you to keep posting "Keep it coming!" over and over. Go to some other thread.

well, I'm usually asked some pretty personal questions over the internet, but..

real life, i'd have to say

this one time I was in Orlando and some random guy came up and told me he liked my sneakers. He wasn't wearing shoes, I guess, so I told him I liked his feet. He asked me if I'd kiss his foot and I did it and I have no idea why I did it or what the whole ordeal was about.

TADDAAAAAH

I remember, a few years back, I went to my friends birthday party. He's a psycho.. and I hated how we stayed overnight. Anyway, he was being gross in the morning and dropping his pants and stuff. Then his little sister said "Mine is colorful"
Whe than asked- "Who told you that?"
"My mommy"

I was pretty creeped out at that point.

Off-topic: There was this "Crazy Man" living in the neighborhood. I got to see him get taken by the cops. I could barely see him. I think he had a beard. And longish white hair. And was in his boxers.

At 7/30/06 01:32 AM, DarkHomonculus wrote: Off-topic: There was this "Crazy Man" living in the neighborhood. I got to see him get taken by the cops. I could barely see him. I think he had a beard. And longish white hair. And was in his boxers.

well he sounds old and withered.

My best friend asked me if I exist

:I said no

At 7/30/06 01:47 AM, w00tenstein wrote: My best friend asked me if I exist

I said no

lol

"Dude, don't you think more poop would be able to come out of you if your asshole was actually a vagina?"

I'm not even kidding.

At 7/24/06 09:48 PM, Teh_Kid wrote: some dude walked up to me and ask me to have sex with him

i said no

pffft, faggot.

I was walking out of the Supermarket at around 11 P.M. and someone pulls right up next to me and asks "Hey! What kind of deodorant do you use?!" I replied "Old Spice", and then he says "Okay, just wanted to know!", then sped off. I never saw that guy again.

How romantic...

I once asked my friend if you could bake bread by finding a woman with a serious yeast infection by stuffing bread dough in her vagina and lighting her pubes on fire.

In second grade i asked my teacherif a baby's head would explode if i swung it against the wall. She had just mentioned the skull structure of new borns.

Some girl asked me about: Why do girls butts get bigger, and why do guys like boobs so much?

The first one I answered with: For girls butts, they widen to support pregnancy.
The second one I wasn't able to answer, except saying: Sexual Attraction? I don't know! Check Wikipedia for that.

My friend asked me while she was stoned out of her mind, "Would you rather fuck your dad, your older sister, or your dad and older sister at the same time?"

At 7/24/06 09:48 PM, Teh_Kid wrote: some dude walked up to me and ask me to have sex with him

i said no

please just this once

"Will you touch my penis?"

My mom is wierd...

At 8/1/06 01:18 AM, SniperWolf1564 wrote: Some girl asked me about: Why do girls butts get bigger, and why do guys like boobs so much?

The first one I answered with: For girls butts, they widen to support pregnancy.
The second one I wasn't able to answer, except saying: Sexual Attraction? I don't know! Check Wikipedia for that.

you have got a point there.

and sniperwolf1564... your name sounds familier... hmmmm.

this isn't a question but its weird. my freind is hell bent on inducing an ice age. he thinks it will purify the atmosphere and keep globial warming from melting the ice caps. he doesn't even think that it will harm anyone or anything. he is fucking crazy! is he not?

some autistic albino kid at my secondary school about 4 years ago asked me "If i had a wank infront of you would you touch it" and after about 5 minuits of crying with laughter I eventually managed to walk off and tell everyone he was a fag..

that was so stomach churningly disturbing i could never look him in the eye again

At 8/1/06 03:57 AM, Mr_Anarchy wrote: this isn't a question but its weird. my freind is hell bent on inducing an ice age. he thinks it will purify the atmosphere and keep globial warming from melting the ice caps. he doesn't even think that it will harm anyone or anything. he is fucking crazy! is he not?

that is stupid and crazy.

someone asked me if nirvana was emo i punched him in the mouth for that.

lol my best mate (who's a lad) once asked me if i masturbate with a broom handle? I couldnt stop laughing at him lolz

At 7/25/06 03:28 AM, Jello_San wrote: it wasnt really a question, but it was something he showed me
i just met the kid, and he goes in his cloet, and pulls out a jar with blood in it
he tells me its hes g/fs period blood

omg i would have vomited on the guy's shirt. how fucking sick!!!

A guy once drove up to me and started to ask a bunch of questions and I stayed long enough so I would know what he was getting at and when he asked me if I wanted to see him nekked I knew right then that the guy, who btw was like in his mid 40s-early 50s, was a pervert. considering I was like 15-16, and of course that means that i was considered " JAIL BAIT" so I ran home and called the police.(:o)

You will eat Salad?