Why Were You Born?

[ScissorHead]

So lets see why some of us NG members were born in the first place, were you a mistake, a want of a child, what?

I was made because my Dad came back from the Gulf War after 6 months or so. And my mom & dad had their way.

[Worthless-Wisdom]

I think my parents were on holiday. So Im probably an unplanned baby.

But I really dont feel any worse about being unplanned compared to if I was deliberately conceived. The only time I'd feel bad is if my parents had an abortion but couldnt flush me out and so still had me as a child. Thatd'd mean I was a rebel before I was even born, but It'd also mean that my parents really didnt want me.

[Odio]

To suffer on this hellish place that is Earth. But, if Santa comes this year, then the bad men will go away and stop taking my cookie's.

[Bunzi]

I was born because my father's penis ejaculated semen into my mother's vagina. I also happen to be the fastest one there at the time :D

No reason, just had horny parents I guess :(

[Gormack]

At 7/24/06 04:19 AM, Bunzi wrote: I was born because my father's penis ejaculated semen into my mother's vagina. I also happen to be the fastest one there at the time :D

No reason, just had horny parents I guess :(

Same 'ere

[RageOfOrder]

At 7/24/06 04:19 AM, Bunzi wrote: No reason, just had horny parents I guess :(

Just think, your mom almost swallowed you.

[blamurai]

Accident

[RageOfOrder]

At 7/24/06 04:21 AM, RageOfOrder wrote: Just think, your mom almost swallowed you.

aaaaand I forgot to attach the picture that completed that post.....

[Bolo]

At 7/24/06 04:22 AM, RageOfOrder wrote:

aaaaand I forgot to attach the picture that completed that post.....

christ that's strange annd twisted

[blamurai]

Hell just think we could have all ended up likeTHIS

[phileeguy]

At 7/24/06 04:24 AM, Petroleum wrote:

At 7/24/06 04:22 AM, RageOfOrder wrote: aaaaand I forgot to attach the picture that completed that post.....

christ that's strange annd twisted

I find this one to be even more twisted.

[Guivan5]

i think because my mom just wanted me ;)

[Dobio]

My mom was a vegetarian, my father apparently had a low sperm count, they didn't think protection was necessary.

...volia.

My dad was buggering some random skank from behind and tossed his tom digglers into her beef pit.

[EmoEatsPeople]

At 7/24/06 04:25 AM, blamurai wrote: Hell just think we could have all ended up likeTHIS

AHAHAHAHAAH!!! LMAO!! THATS FUNNNNNNNNNNNY

I was like a choice under drugs and booze at Ozzmois Concert(Ozzy)
Yea, I was born with Ozzy in my Heart!

[Kharbon]

At 7/24/06 04:56 AM, Dobio wrote: My mom was a vegetarian, my father apparently had a low sperm count, they didn't think protection was necessary.

...volia.

Ahhhh, so thats a recipe to an asshole-of-a-child.

Only joking dobio, your a grand person :D

[Pulkmog]

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
Ozzy sucks boy.... and you're emo. Or do I understand your name incorrectly?

U callin ozzy gay?! or him... >8[

My birth was the result of unplanned drunken sex at the age of 18... BUT I didnt wreck my moms dreams she still went to college yay

[Insert-Pie]

I'm here because my dad couldn't keep it in his pants.
My parents planned to have two kids. I was the third.

[EmoEatsPeople]

At 7/24/06 05:01 AM, pulkmog wrote:

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
Ozzy sucks boy.... and you're emo. Or do I understand your name incorrectly?

U callin ozzy gay?! or him... >8[

My birth was the result of unplanned drunken sex at the age of 18... BUT I didnt wreck my moms dreams she still went to college yay

I am not Emo, Emo mearly Eats People. So save the FAG thing, for another time, and I LOVE Ozzy's music. CLASSIC ROCK FOR THE WIN!

[EmoEatsPeople]

Anyhow 'pulkmog' I think you need something to cheer you up.

Merry Christmass. Some heart to heart with furry kitties.

[EmoEatsPeople]

Didn't work the frist time.

But it should work now.
And always remember your on a site. Relax abit.

[GoddessOfDanger]

I was conceived while my parents were vacationing in Florida...in my grandmother's bed.

Sadly, I caused my parents divorce (my mom stopped going out partying with my dad once I came around, so he cheated on her a bunch of times, and the rest is history).

[GoddessOfDanger]

At 7/24/06 04:56 AM, Dobio wrote: My mom was a vegetarian, my father apparently had a low sperm count, they didn't think protection was necessary.

...volia.

What does being vegetarian have to do with it?

[deadafterall]

out of spite

[Edvin]

I was adopted on ebay.

[PsychoticMind]

:and you're emo.

I hate fags that call things emo just the like a certain type of music. He isn't emo, so go suck off a horse.

[Falffy]

Im not entirely sure that i want to know why i was born..... may have something to do with a mother that was slightly overactive......and a VERY long honymoon......

[biblboasdzc]

i think that 99.99% of everyone getting born is an accident. if your parents say they wanted you that is total bullshit. they say that to be nice that shit only happens in movies dumbasses. they might be happy they had you but they did not have sex with tthe intentions to have a kid afterwords they might be happy with it but will fucking they are just fucking to fuck

[Mr-Furball]

why you were born? dum question dude.. i was born cuz my mum and dad had sex it's that simpel... lol

[FallenMarine]

My mom and dad did want to have a child.
Now they wont.
:P