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Response to asking a girl out.. 2006-07-22 22:24:44

At 7/22/06 10:22 PM, Earfetish wrote: If you're a bit of a pussy like me, compliment and flirt copiously and see if she responds.

If some other girl gets jealous and shows interest, consider her.

I Don't advise this but you could date em both, just as long as you dont get caught and play it off like you didn't, I had a friend who did the exact same thing and it was annoying

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Response to asking a girl out.. 2006-07-22 22:30:23

Go up to her and comment that you have unusually gigantic testicles. That always works.

I kid, I kid. Go up to her, being that she's a mutual friend, and ask if she would like to go out on a date sometime. If she says yes, then YAY for you. If not, then you can either pester her with the proposition until she inevitably gives in, or let it go (which has a better chance of at least assuring that you'll remain friends, if nothing else).

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Response to asking a girl out.. 2006-07-22 22:32:55

At 7/22/06 10:27 PM, -Michael- wrote: That is fucking ace advice you got there, Eartfetish!

Brilliant advice for the lazy man, most certainly. Girls are like dogs - hang around with one long enough and you'll develop a fondness.

Only joking.

But not entirely.

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Response to asking a girl out.. 2006-07-22 22:34:44

At 7/22/06 09:26 PM, Dj_Cargo wrote: hey guys..
My audio

Mine gets me more pussy! ;D

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Response to asking a girl out.. 2006-07-22 22:36:30

Man, I sound like a real cunt.

I'm only joking - I'm very drunk. Girls are just as great as guys, seriously, and I can think of many many girls I think the world of.

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Response to asking a girl out.. 2006-07-22 22:41:05

Don't "ask her out" my man. Shit doesn't work like that. Take her out for a nice dinner, drive her and pick her up, dress nice, pay for everything, be a gentlemen, HAVE CONFIDENCE! When you're at dinner just talk to her. Don't try and plan out your conversation before hand. Ask her about her day, or her summer. Tell her about your's.. you know, just keep everything nice and smooth. Make sure you don't seem to nervous or to needy. Just relax and have a good time.

Depending on how the dinner went give her a hug or a kiss goodnight and be on your way. If the dinner went well, call her two days later.

She's yours from there my man

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Response to asking a girl out.. 2006-07-22 22:52:25

You can just edge a few hints at her, if you're not sure how to start off. (Or have you tried already?) Well, before you ask her out -- A nice idea would be to invite her to go with you to a movie, or just out for a walk. The most important part before asking someone out is to be yourself and relax or you might make her feel uncomfortable. Use the vibes she gives you until you feel more relaxed and confident in yourself to proceed. The next step from there would be to find some place that you feel comfortable in finally asking her the question. If you know eachother and are close enough....don't worry so much, alright? ^^


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Response to asking a girl out.. 2006-07-22 22:54:20

At 7/22/06 09:45 PM, Dj_Cargo wrote:
At 7/22/06 09:44 PM, IHEARTLEMONPARTY wrote: Lick her face.
she would probably get mad at me if i did that

ask her out and threaten to lick her in the face.

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Response to asking a girl out.. 2006-07-22 23:57:34

Ask her out to something casual, then work your way up from there.

Worked for me in fifth grade. :p


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Response to asking a girl out.. 2006-07-22 23:58:55

Don't!

Be gay! Gay people are sexual fiends who just want to fuck 24/7 so it's so easy to get a partner!

See sig.

Bleh.

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Response to asking a girl out.. 2006-07-23 00:00:30

Ask her out already! Take a fucking chance!

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Response to asking a girl out.. 2006-07-23 00:43:46

People can't take serious topics seriously anymore >.>

Anyway the best way to ask a girl out, is to walk up, hit her over the head with a club, then drag her by the ha- wait.. that's how my dad did it.

In the modern day and age, you gotta be suave, or completely retarted, to ask somebody out.
first the sauveness (It's actually horrible because I'm just pulling this out of my ass)

"I noticed you like cats, I like cats too, meow."
"I couldn't help but ask you, where's the hole in heaven? And when can I come with you?"
(Wait these are gay picup lines...)

"I find you really attractive, and I'd like to get to know you better than a friend. Would you go out with me?"

Ok now for the retarted things

Grin like your pinching out a huge crap, and say "Your pretty, would you go out with me?"

Sometimes acting like a total retard/dork/nerd is so cute they say yes. If your a hardcore rappah you might want to use:

"Wizzle yoizzle goizzle outizzle withizzle m'nizzle?"

Or something like that.

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Response to asking a girl out.. 2006-07-23 01:04:26

Show her this thread.

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Response to asking a girl out.. 2006-07-23 01:06:40

Grab her by the shoulder, shake her violently and shout in her face
"Let's make babies!"

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Response to asking a girl out.. 2006-07-23 01:41:20

my advice is to be the funniest cunt around her and act like u dont notice her that much. then she comes and talks to u. its works tons of times for me i swear. then just start hinting like u like her and start flirting and whatever shit. and i reckon that tops it off with a cherry

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Response to asking a girl out.. 2006-07-23 01:47:41

just make sure shes not going out with anyone first


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Response to asking a girl out.. 2006-07-23 09:15:34

thanx guys

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Response to asking a girl out.. 2006-07-23 09:30:34

At 7/22/06 09:45 PM, Dj_Cargo wrote:
At 7/22/06 09:44 PM, IHEARTLEMONPARTY wrote: Lick her face.
she would probably get mad at me if i did that

Then proceed onto plan B. Find the clitoris.

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Response to asking a girl out.. 2006-07-23 09:31:28

Um.....most people have probably already said, but don't advertise audio when you are posting a topic. It has nothing to do with your problem.

As for your problem, it doesn't really matter how you ask her out, make sure you get her alone and just ask her 'will you go out with me?'

If you want to be a bit more laid back about it, ask something more specific and make it sound unofficial like 'would you like to catch a movie together sometime?' or 'fancy meeting up for a cup of coffee on Saturday?' Sometimes that can make things rather confusing, especially at your young age.

Just make sure it doesn't seem completely out of the blue, perhaps hint a little that you like her with flirting and such. You don't have to if you're still rather clumsy in the flirting scene.

And if she says no, don't take it to heart and stay friends with her. Perhaps you might win her heart eventually, or you'll find someone else. :)


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Response to asking a girl out.. 2006-07-23 09:40:00

Just whatever you do... dont ask her via text or msn or shit like that

"LOL wanna like, go out?"

Girl has gone offline


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Response to asking a girl out.. 2006-07-23 10:55:38

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA dikface, just get some confidence an straight up say it. do u not think that this post is like the most embarassing thing you have ever done cuz now everyone who reads it thinks your a faggot!, (not that this is helping ypour confidence). Ooh an if u have a large weapon just get it out an if she likes it then you can have hours of fun together, but from this post im guessing that you dont

damn id be embarassed if i were you, an anyways if she likes you then it will just happen, but be warned females can be clingy n shit so you know....

loser!

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Response to asking a girl out.. 2006-07-23 11:45:22

Was this a scheme to show people your audio.

Psst. Check out my music.

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Response to asking a girl out.. 2006-07-23 11:56:16

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